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The Breaker Upperers

For the right price, BFFs Jen and Mel will ruthlessly end any romance. But when one grows a conscience, it threatens to derail their relationship.

Director

Madeleine Sami, Jackie van Beek

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Genre

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N/A

Production

New Zealand Film Commission,Piki Films,Miss Conception Films,Bespoke Post,Madman Entertainment,James Wallace Productions

Awards

1 nomination total

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OK. Well, we'd better
head back to HQ. - The Breaker Upperers

OK. Well, we'd better head back to HQ.

Yeah, fighting crime
and whatnot, so... - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, fighting crime and whatnot, so...

Yeah, it's getting pretty
stressy down there, - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, it's getting pretty stressy down there,

What we do is we take
unhappy couples such as yourself - The Breaker Upperers

What we do is we take unhappy couples such as yourself

I'd be the refugee, obviously, - The Breaker Upperers

I'd be the refugee, obviously,

I don't want years of heartache
and stalking and therapy - The Breaker Upperers

I don't want years of heartache and stalking and therap...

It wouldn't take much
to knock the old bugger off. - The Breaker Upperers

It wouldn't take much to knock the old bugger off.

Um, yeah, he's saying that
he didn't appreciate - The Breaker Upperers

Um, yeah, he's saying that he didn't appreciate

W- No-No-No, I'm not saying you
shouldn't talk to your friends. - The Breaker Upperers

W- No-No-No, I'm not saying you shouldn't talk to ...

I think it's good to,
you know, talk to your friends - The Breaker Upperers

I think it's good to, you know, talk to your friends

I'm just-I'm actually just reading
from a piece of paper, but, um... - The Breaker Upperers

I'm just-I'm actually just reading from a piece of...

Yep. Yep. OK. Well, what I
would suggest is popping down - The Breaker Upperers

Yep. Yep. OK. Well, what I would suggest is popping down

Oh, hi. Sorry. I'm Jordan. I've got
an appointment with you guys. - The Breaker Upperers

Oh, hi. Sorry. I'm Jordan. I've got an appointment...

Lasagne, hip hop and
The Last of the Mohicans. - The Breaker Upperers

Lasagne, hip hop and The Last of the Mohicans.

Yeah, I do, and
I've got a CD... of it. - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, I do, and I've got a CD... of it.

See here-I sent her broken hearts
and crying faces, - The Breaker Upperers

See here-I sent her broken hearts and crying faces,

And I just couldn't
go through with it. - The Breaker Upperers

And I just couldn't go through with it.

Yeah, I don't think that'll work.
She's very delicate- - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, I don't think that'll work. She's very ...

OK. Well, maybe we could
do something in person. - The Breaker Upperers

OK. Well, maybe we could do something in person.

Sorry, Jen, I don't
mean to offend you, - The Breaker Upperers

Sorry, Jen, I don't mean to offend you,

- What product do you use?
- Just over the counter- - The Breaker Upperers

- What product do you use? - Just over the counter-

'My boyfriend left me
for some fat-arsed bitch - The Breaker Upperers

'My boyfriend left me for some fat-arsed bitch

♪ Wah-wah-wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Wah-wah-wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

Yeah, but they cry all the time,
and doesn't that lady have kids? - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, but they cry all the time, and doesn't that lady ...

Butterfly kick, butterfly kick,
butterfly kick, butterfly kick, - The Breaker Upperers

Butterfly kick, butterfly kick, butterfly kick, butterfly ki...

You know, I thought about making
a curry, and then I thought, - The Breaker Upperers

You know, I thought about making a curry, and then I thought...

I just don't understand
why you would blow up a photo - The Breaker Upperers

I just don't understand why you would blow up a photo

I'm, like, 24 in that photo. Why
don't you blow up a photo of Stan - The Breaker Upperers

I'm, like, 24 in that photo. Why don't you blow up...

Why can't you just have a photo
of me in front of a building - The Breaker Upperers

Why can't you just have a photo of me in front of a bui...

Because I don't want to feel sad - The Breaker Upperers

Because I don't want to feel sad

Look, Jennifer, I think
your mother's just worried - The Breaker Upperers

Look, Jennifer, I think your mother's just worried

Jennifer, all I'm saying
is there are many options - The Breaker Upperers

Jennifer, all I'm saying is there are many options

I'm not sure it's something
you can actually consider, Shoz. - The Breaker Upperers

I'm not sure it's something you can actually consi...

I think it's more like something
you're born with, you know, - The Breaker Upperers

I think it's more like something you're born with,...

We think it would be nice if
Stan donated some of his sperm - The Breaker Upperers

We think it would be nice if Stan donated some of his sperm

Me too have to check
the thing, so... - The Breaker Upperers

Me too have to check the thing, so...

Graham says he hasn't bought
any Cocaine, so that will be Ajax. - The Breaker Upperers

Graham says he hasn't bought any Cocaine, so that will ...

Now is probably not the best time
to tell you this, but, uh, - The Breaker Upperers

Now is probably not the best time to tell you this, but, uh,

OK, don't go on about it.
Don't go on- - The Breaker Upperers

OK, don't go on about it. Don't go on-

...droplet of- - The Breaker Upperers

The kid's text says 'GF'- which
I assumes means 'girlfriend'- - The Breaker Upperers

The kid's text says 'GF'- which I assumes mea...

I would not describe that
as a delicate flower, Jordan. - The Breaker Upperers

I would not describe that as a delicate flower, Jordan.

But you look nice, though.
You look nice. I like it. - The Breaker Upperers

But you look nice, though. You look nice. I like it.

I signed your name- - The Breaker Upperers

I signed your name-

Hey, you know that
when we do the job - The Breaker Upperers

Hey, you know that when we do the job

But before you do do the job,
can I please say one thing? - The Breaker Upperers

But before you do do the job, can I please say one thing?

So if a lion and a
panda bear wanna make love, - The Breaker Upperers

So if a lion and a panda bear wanna make love,

People may frown upon it, but
to the lion and the panda bear, - The Breaker Upperers

People may frown upon it, but to the lion and the panda bear...

And, - The Breaker Upperers

- I can tell you-
- Well-Well-Well- - The Breaker Upperers

- I can tell you- - Well-Well-Well-

Oh! Are you telling me
that you're leaving this- - The Breaker Upperers

Oh! Are you telling me that you're leaving this-

Are you telling me that you didn't
even accidentally knock up - The Breaker Upperers

Are you telling me that you didn't even accidentally kn...

And we're moving to
the Gold Coast too, - The Breaker Upperers

And we're moving to the Gold Coast too,

All the times that I
read you Harry Potter - The Breaker Upperers

All the times that I read you Harry Potter

Babe, I've been trying
to break up with you - The Breaker Upperers

Babe, I've been trying to break up with you

Don't you talk to me
about colour or race, - The Breaker Upperers

Don't you talk to me about colour or race,

OK, what Jordan is trying to say
is that he no longer wants to be - The Breaker Upperers

OK, what Jordan is trying to say is that he no longer wants ...

We shake hands, say our good-byes, - The Breaker Upperers

We shake hands, say our good-byes,

...had to speak my truth, - The Breaker Upperers

...had to speak my truth,

Like, you make me feel all
of these emoticons, and it just... - The Breaker Upperers

Like, you make me feel all of these emoticons, and it just.....

♪ Sheree don't
want to be with you no more. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Sheree don't want to be with you no more.

♪ I'm sorry, Jeff, it's over. ♪ - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I'm sorry, Jeff, it's over. ♪

Cats are just like, 'Mm. Mm. Mm.' - The Breaker Upperers

Cats are just like, 'Mm. Mm. Mm.'

So her mum's name is Gwen,
brother is Ben, - The Breaker Upperers

So her mum's name is Gwen, brother is Ben,

Maybe we should head down
to the, urn, fishing tackle- - The Breaker Upperers

Maybe we should head down to the, urn, fishing tackle-

But I'm not well, to be honest.
I have vulvovaginitis. - The Breaker Upperers

But I'm not well, to be honest. I have vulvovaginitis.

Oh, it sounds fancy, but it's just
a commonplace yeast infection. - The Breaker Upperers

Oh, it sounds fancy, but it's just a commonplace yeast ...

But then I was diagnosed
with severe endometriosis, - The Breaker Upperers

But then I was diagnosed with severe endometriosis,

At any time I could
just press a button, - The Breaker Upperers

At any time I could just press a button,

You guys have each other, which is-
must be really great. Is that good? - The Breaker Upperers

You guys have each other, which is- must be really great. Is...

Anna, Anna, Anna. Would some seafood
cheer you up a little bit? Do...? - The Breaker Upperers

Anna, Anna, Anna. Would some seafood cheer you up a little b...

I still feel dead
inside but it's like - The Breaker Upperers

I still feel dead inside but it's like

But it's not sad,
cos, um, I have a very- - The Breaker Upperers

But it's not sad, cos, um, I have a very-

OK. It's like a bank in your
mind of, like, images of people - The Breaker Upperers

OK. It's like a bank in your mind of, like, images of p...

Like, I just think of old Bruce
Springsteen running on a beach. - The Breaker Upperers

Like, I just think of old Bruce Springsteen running on a bea...

I mean, maybe there's consensual
issues there, but anyway, you scan- - The Breaker Upperers

I mean, maybe there's consensual issues there, but anyw...

♪ Daylight come - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Daylight come

♪ Da ba dee, da ba da, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Da ba dee, da ba da,

♪ Da ba dee, da ba die. ♪ - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Da ba dee, da ba die. ♪

♪ There were nights when
the wind was so cold... - The Breaker Upperers

♪ There were nights when the wind was so cold...

♪ ...if I just listened to
it right outside the window. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ ...if I just listened to it right outside the window.

♪ I finished crying in the
instant that you left. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I finished crying in the instant that you left.

♪ And I can't remember
where or when or how. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ And I can't remember where or when or how.

♪ And I banished every memory
you and I had have ever made. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ And I banished every memory you and I had have ever made....

♪ But when
you touch me like this, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ But when you touch me like this,

♪ It's so hard to believe,
but it's all coming back to me. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ It's so hard to believe, but it's all coming bac...

♪ It's all coming back,
it's all coming back to me now. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me...

♪ There were moments of gold and
there were flashes of light. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ There were moments of gold and there were flashes of light...

♪ There were things
I'd never do again, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ There were things I'd never do again,

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For the right price, BFFs Jen and Mel will ruthlessly end any romance. But when one grows a conscience, it threatens to derail their relationship.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Madeleine Sami, Jackie van Beek

Writer: Madeleine Sami, Jackie van Beek

Production: New Zealand Film Commission,Piki Films,Miss Conception Films,Bespoke Post,Madman Entertainment,James Wallace Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: 76/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 15 Feb 2019

Awards: 1 nomination total

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