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The Breaker Upperers

For the right price, BFFs Jen and Mel will ruthlessly end any romance. But when one grows a conscience, it threatens to derail their relationship.

Director

Madeleine Sami, Jackie van Beek

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Genre

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N/A

Production

New Zealand Film Commission,Piki Films,Miss Conception Films,Bespoke Post,Madman Entertainment,James Wallace Productions

Awards

1 nomination total

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♪ It was more than any laws allow. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ It was more than any laws allow.

♪ Baby, baby, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Baby, baby,

♪ It was dead long ago,
but it's all coming back to me. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ It was dead long ago, but it's all coming back to me....

♪ It's so hard to resist,
and it's all coming back to me. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ It's so hard to resist, and it's all coming back...

♪ I can barely recall, but
it's all coming back to me now. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I can barely recall, but it's all coming back to me n...

♪ If you forgive me all this, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ If you forgive me all this,

OK. So you're Constable Wood,
and I'm Constable Glen. - The Breaker Upperers

OK. So you're Constable Wood, and I'm Constable Gl...

- What are we doing?
- Just going- - The Breaker Upperers

- What are we doing? - Just going-

Just wanted to check that
your head was... all right. - The Breaker Upperers

Just wanted to check that your head was... all right.

Oh. It's just a bit
scorched, but fine. - The Breaker Upperers

Oh. It's just a bit scorched, but fine.

You know what? I don't- - The Breaker Upperers

You know what? I don't-

Uh, yeah, yeah. We just, um...
We do a lot of undercover stuff. - The Breaker Upperers

Uh, yeah, yeah. We just, um... We do a lot of undercover stu...

Oh, urn, yeah, we-we just
actually busted a big drugs case. - The Breaker Upperers

Oh, urn, yeah, we-we just actually busted a big drugs case.

We shouldn't- - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah. So we've got a reception area,
we've got some disabled toilets, - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah. So we've got a reception area, we've got som...

If we go up- - The Breaker Upperers

Brendan's file. It's called 'Lock
Docs', but it's just a code... name. - The Breaker Upperers

Brendan's file. It's called 'Lock Docs',...

- Constable Wood. Jen-I'm Glen.
- Glen-Uh, Green- - The Breaker Upperers

- Constable Wood. Jen-I'm Glen. - Glen-Uh, Green-

Are you guys strippers? Did Dirty
Tony organise this for my birthday? - The Breaker Upperers

Are you guys strippers? Did Dirty Tony organise this for my ...

♪ Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up,
giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, giddy up...

If by 'corrupt' you mean
helping liberate people - The Breaker Upperers

If by 'corrupt' you mean helping liberate people

You work for weak arseholes
who don't have the guts - The Breaker Upperers

You work for weak arseholes who don't have the guts

Now, you could either stand by
and watch that tree die - The Breaker Upperers

Now, you could either stand by and watch that tree die

Look, I think what Jen is trying
to say is that, you know, yeah, - The Breaker Upperers

Look, I think what Jen is trying to say is that, you know, y...

And we'd like to think that
we've been a positive part - The Breaker Upperers

And we'd like to think that we've been a positive ...

Like, I don't know if you're
meaning arse-fucking in a bad way - The Breaker Upperers

Like, I don't know if you're meaning arse-fucking ...

We are an hour and a half late
for our next job, - The Breaker Upperers

We are an hour and a half late for our next job,

We didn't talk about
this before, so I don't- - The Breaker Upperers

We didn't talk about this before, so I don't-

Well, maybe yours was off, and- - The Breaker Upperers

Well, maybe yours was off, and-

There's a search party
out looking for her, - The Breaker Upperers

There's a search party out looking for her,

No, they came back for lunch,
and then they went back- - The Breaker Upperers

No, they came back for lunch, and then they went back-

We're still working it out, but I
think maybe she fell into a crevasse - The Breaker Upperers

We're still working it out, but I think maybe she fell ...

♪ Happy Birthday to you, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Happy Birthday to you,

Cool. Cool. Uh, I was meaning
ready-to-drink drinks. RTDs? - The Breaker Upperers

Cool. Cool. Uh, I was meaning ready-to-drink drinks. RTDs?

♪ Now, baby, turn me around - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Now, baby, turn me around

♪ Put it in my neck,
my neck, my neck. - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Put it in my neck, my neck, my neck.

♪ I wanna lay you down... - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I wanna lay you down...

I've been doing a lot
of reflecting lately - The Breaker Upperers

I've been doing a lot of reflecting lately

I think the love made me blind - The Breaker Upperers

I think the love made me blind

And, Melon, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I wanna lay you... ♪ - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I wanna lay you... ♪

Why do you always talk to
me like I'm 16 years old? - The Breaker Upperers

Why do you always talk to me like I'm 16 years old?

You know what?
You care more about that throw - The Breaker Upperers

You know what? You care more about that throw

And this is coming from someone
who ruined my relationship, - The Breaker Upperers

And this is coming from someone who ruined my relationship,

I went out with him for three years.
You rooted him for three months, - The Breaker Upperers

I went out with him for three years. You rooted him for thre...

Well, should I also apologise
for being the one - The Breaker Upperers

Well, should I also apologise for being the one

I have... loved meeting Jordan, - The Breaker Upperers

I have... loved meeting Jordan,

You know what? I don't want to be- - The Breaker Upperers

You know what? I don't want to be-

I made you that. That's the
rules of friendship bracelets- - The Breaker Upperers

I made you that. That's the rules of friendship bracele...

♪ You can hate me or love me, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ You can hate me or love me,

♪ We would do it all night long. ♪ - The Breaker Upperers

♪ We would do it all night long. ♪

Oh. I can take that poster
down if it upsets you, - The Breaker Upperers

Oh. I can take that poster down if it upsets you,

He says, 'blah blah blah-' - The Breaker Upperers

He says, 'blah blah blah-'

She's calling him fat, lazy, boring,
not very good in bed any more. - The Breaker Upperers

She's calling him fat, lazy, boring, not very good in b...

He just treats me as if
I was his personal maid. - The Breaker Upperers

He just treats me as if I was his personal maid.

I'm just there to cook, and keep the
house clean and wash his clothes. - The Breaker Upperers

I'm just there to cook, and keep the house clean and wa...

I know. But- - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, yeah. There was Mel, - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, yeah. There was Mel,

Speaking to a divorce
lawyer on Monday, - The Breaker Upperers

Speaking to a divorce lawyer on Monday,

Well, it looks like
you've made a string of bad choices, - The Breaker Upperers

Well, it looks like you've made a string of bad choices...

We're very, very proud of
everything that you've achieved - The Breaker Upperers

We're very, very proud of everything that you've a...

The one year at university - The Breaker Upperers

The one year at university

Rightly or wrongly, - The Breaker Upperers

Rightly or wrongly,

I'm not popping- - The Breaker Upperers

I'm not popping-

♪ Ooh, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I know I've acted badly - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I know I've acted badly

♪ I took you for granted, - The Breaker Upperers

♪ I took you for granted,

♪ Now I'm facing the future - The Breaker Upperers

♪ Now I'm facing the future

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine... - The Breaker Upperers

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...

♪ No, there's nobody else - The Breaker Upperers

♪ No, there's nobody else

♪ No, there's nobody else - The Breaker Upperers

♪ No, there's nobody else

Can you just tell her
that I'm not ready to talk to her - The Breaker Upperers

Can you just tell her that I'm not ready to talk to her

Uh, so your friend said she doesn't
want to talk you any more because- - The Breaker Upperers

Uh, so your friend said she doesn't want to talk you an...

Oh, we've just
found an item belonging to a - The Breaker Upperers

Oh, we've just found an item belonging to a

I am- - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, if you want a little crying
thing yapping round your heels, - The Breaker Upperers

Yeah, if you want a little crying thing yapping round your h...

I am serious. Yay, yay, yippity,
yippity, yay, yay, yay for you - The Breaker Upperers

I am serious. Yay, yay, yippity, yippity, yay, yay, yay for ...

Can you believe this bitch be up
here in my teller window right now? - The Breaker Upperers

Can you believe this bitch be up here in my teller window ri...

He's the love of my life, - The Breaker Upperers

He's the love of my life,

But Mel is like a sister to me, - The Breaker Upperers

But Mel is like a sister to me,

And our sisterhood - The Breaker Upperers

And our sisterhood

'You feel me?' - The Breaker Upperers

OK, at least let me buy
you a-a rum and Coke, - The Breaker Upperers

OK, at least let me buy you a-a rum and Coke,

That is some cold-hearted
shit you guys do. Ice cold. - The Breaker Upperers

That is some cold-hearted shit you guys do. Ice cold.

It's just made me realise
that I really do love him - The Breaker Upperers

It's just made me realise that I really do love him

I have no idea what
you're talking about, - The Breaker Upperers

I have no idea what you're talking about,

If we're gonna do this, - The Breaker Upperers

If we're gonna do this,

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, - The Breaker Upperers

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

So I was, like, 'Boy,
get down low, and.' - The Breaker Upperers

So I was, like, 'Boy, get down low, and.'

Hey, uh, can I get a mixture of
fizzy raspberry and fizzy cola? - The Breaker Upperers

Hey, uh, can I get a mixture of fizzy raspberry and fizzy co...

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For the right price, BFFs Jen and Mel will ruthlessly end any romance. But when one grows a conscience, it threatens to derail their relationship.

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Director: Madeleine Sami, Jackie van Beek

Writer: Madeleine Sami, Jackie van Beek

Production: New Zealand Film Commission,Piki Films,Miss Conception Films,Bespoke Post,Madman Entertainment,James Wallace Productions

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: 76/100

ImdbRating: 5.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 15 Feb 2019

Awards: 1 nomination total

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