"The Breakfast Club" quotes

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Five high school students meet in Saturday detention and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.

Director: John Hughes
Writer: John Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $45,875,171
Released: 15 Feb 1985
Awards: 4 wins

171 Clips

Well it wouldn't have anything to do - The Breakfast Club 00:21
Well it wouldn't have anything to do
I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling - The Breakfast Club 00:06
I think your old man and my old man should get together and...
Oh shit - The Breakfast Club 00:24
Oh shit
Don't mess with the bull young man you'll get the horns - The Breakfast Club 00:06
Don't mess with the bull young man you'll get the horns
Let's end this right now - The Breakfast Club 00:15
Let's end this right now
That man is a brownie hound - The Breakfast Club 00:05
That man is a brownie hound
Are you gonna be like a shopping bag lady - The Breakfast Club 00:11
Are you gonna be like a shopping bag lady
The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls - The Breakfast Club 00:06
The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls
Can you hear this - The Breakfast Club 00:07
Can you hear this
I'm not a winner because I want to be one - The Breakfast Club 00:13
I'm not a winner because I want to be one
Yo wastoid You're not gonna blaze up in here - The Breakfast Club 00:05
Yo wastoid You're not gonna blaze up in here
Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin - The Breakfast Club 00:04
Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin
Why is that door closed - The Breakfast Club 00:09
Why is that door closed
Hey I screwed around - The Breakfast Club 00:20
Hey I screwed around
Claire Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts - The Breakfast Club 00:29
Claire Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of...
I'll bet you a million dollars that you are - The Breakfast Club 00:37
I'll bet you a million dollars that you are
But face it you're a Neo maxi zoon dweebie - The Breakfast Club 00:09
But face it you're a Neo maxi zoon dweebie
Just you and me Two hits - The Breakfast Club 00:36
Just you and me Two hits
Oh Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl - The Breakfast Club 00:07
Oh Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl
You think about this When you get old these kids - The Breakfast Club 00:22
You think about this When you get old these kids
I'd do that - The Breakfast Club 00:09
I'd do that
He's just doing it to get a rise out of you Just ignore him - The Breakfast Club 00:37
He's just doing it to get a rise out of you Just ignore him
It was an accident - The Breakfast Club 00:08
It was an accident
Is this the first time or last time we do this - The Breakfast Club 00:14
Is this the first time or last time we do this
Hey how come Andrew gets to get up - The Breakfast Club 00:34
Hey how come Andrew gets to get up
You're welcome I'm not fat - The Breakfast Club 00:22
You're welcome I'm not fat
You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself - The Breakfast Club 00:08
You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something...
What did you wanna be when you were young - The Breakfast Club 00:15
What did you wanna be when you were young
Let's go Keep your fucking hands off me - The Breakfast Club 00:09
Let's go Keep your fucking hands off me
You keep eating your hand you're not going to be hungry for lunch - The Breakfast Club 00:05
You keep eating your hand you're not going to be hungry for...
I hate it I hate having to go along with everything my friends say - The Breakfast Club 00:06
I hate it I hate having to go along with everything my...
You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you - The Breakfast Club 00:05
You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of...
I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp - The Breakfast Club 00:07
I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp
That's real intelligent - The Breakfast Club 00:20
That's real intelligent
That's the last time Bender - The Breakfast Club 00:35
That's the last time Bender
That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids - The Breakfast Club 00:36
That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of...
Hey homeboy why don't you go close that door - The Breakfast Club 00:08
Hey homeboy why don't you go close that door
What's yours - The Breakfast Club 00:37
What's yours
Being bad feels pretty good Huh - The Breakfast Club 00:05
Being bad feels pretty good Huh
How does one become a janitor - The Breakfast Club 00:37
How does one become a janitor
You think he's funny - The Breakfast Club 00:21
You think he's funny
I said leave her alone - The Breakfast Club 00:31
I said leave her alone
Your middle name is Ralph as in puke - The Breakfast Club 00:33
Your middle name is Ralph as in puke
How's your day pal - The Breakfast Club 00:07
How's your day pal
Do you know how popular I am - The Breakfast Club 00:12
Do you know how popular I am
Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house - The Breakfast Club 00:33
Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house
What would your friends say if we were walking down the hall together - The Breakfast Club 00:37
What would your friends say if we were walking down the hall...
I mean I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me - The Breakfast Club 00:18
I mean I don't think either one of them gives a shit about...
You're pretty sexy when you get angry - The Breakfast Club 00:04
You're pretty sexy when you get angry
If I lose my temper you're totaled man - The Breakfast Club 00:08
If I lose my temper you're totaled man
Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin - The Breakfast Club 00:11
Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin
Don't you want to hear my excuse - The Breakfast Club 00:08
Don't you want to hear my excuse
You're not urinating in here man - The Breakfast Club 00:05
You're not urinating in here man
Bender did you know without trigonometry there'd be no engineering - The Breakfast Club 00:06
Bender did you know without trigonometry there'd be no...
What happened to you - The Breakfast Club 00:30
What happened to you
A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm - The Breakfast Club 00:23
A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm
What are we having - The Breakfast Club 00:35
What are we having
You guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come in - The Breakfast Club 00:34
You guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come in
Speak for yourself - The Breakfast Club 00:07
Speak for yourself
You have problems - The Breakfast Club 00:16
You have problems
I bet they are Did you work for the money - The Breakfast Club 00:06
I bet they are Did you work for the money
I wanna be an airborne ranger - The Breakfast Club 00:17
I wanna be an airborne ranger
I wanna be an airborne ranger - The Breakfast Club 00:21
I wanna be an airborne ranger
That's very clever sir but what if there's a fire - The Breakfast Club 00:14
That's very clever sir but what if there's a fire
I don't have to run away and live in the street - The Breakfast Club 00:11
I don't have to run away and live in the street
Sporto What - The Breakfast Club 00:20
Sporto What
Why do you have to insult everybody - The Breakfast Club 00:11
Why do you have to insult everybody
Why 'cause I'm telling the truth That makes me a bitch - The Breakfast Club 00:12
Why 'cause I'm telling the truth That makes me a bitch
What's that - The Breakfast Club 00:23
What's that
Jesus Christ Almighty - The Breakfast Club 00:33
Jesus Christ Almighty
What in God's name is going on in here - The Breakfast Club 00:14
What in God's name is going on in here
Chicks cannot hold their smoke That's what it is - The Breakfast Club 00:06
Chicks cannot hold their smoke That's what it is
You know how you said before how your parents use you to get back at each other - The Breakfast Club 00:09
You know how you said before how your parents use you to get...
Of course - The Breakfast Club 00:35
Of course
When you grow up your heart dies - The Breakfast Club 00:11
When you grow up your heart dies
What if your home What if your family - The Breakfast Club 00:12
What if your home What if your family
Excuse me Rich Will milk be made available to us - The Breakfast Club 00:14
Excuse me Rich Will milk be made available to us
You like your old man better than your mom - The Breakfast Club 00:37
You like your old man better than your mom
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe - The Breakfast Club 00:05
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe
Saturday March 24 1984 - The Breakfast Club 00:35
Saturday March 24 1984
Hey how come Andrew gets to get up - The Breakfast Club 00:08
Hey how come Andrew gets to get up
I already told you everything No - The Breakfast Club 00:36
I already told you everything No
Why'd you do that - The Breakfast Club 00:21
Why'd you do that
You just bought one more right there - The Breakfast Club 00:37
You just bought one more right there
I won't tolerate any losers in this family - The Breakfast Club 00:33
I won't tolerate any losers in this family
I won't tolerate any losers in this family - The Breakfast Club 00:27
I won't tolerate any losers in this family
I don't have it Screws fall out all the time - The Breakfast Club 00:06
I don't have it Screws fall out all the time
You know you really do look better without all that black shit on your eyes - The Breakfast Club 00:29
You know you really do look better without all that black...
Stupid worthless no good - The Breakfast Club 00:37
Stupid worthless no good
What do you need a fake I D for - The Breakfast Club 00:05
What do you need a fake I D for
What's bizarre I mean we're all pretty bizarre - The Breakfast Club 00:09
What's bizarre I mean we're all pretty bizarre
In the most convenient definitions - The Breakfast Club 01:37
In the most convenient definitions
I'm not a winner because I want to be one - The Breakfast Club 00:41
I'm not a winner because I want to be one
I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp - The Breakfast Club 00:26
I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp
I'll do anything sexual - The Breakfast Club 07:04
I'll do anything sexual
I wanna be an airborne ranger - The Breakfast Club 00:40
I wanna be an airborne ranger
I taped Larry Lester's buns together - The Breakfast Club 05:05
I taped Larry Lester's buns together
I screwed around - The Breakfast Club 00:51
I screwed around
I like all that black shit - The Breakfast Club 00:37
I like all that black shit
I have problems - The Breakfast Club 00:43
I have problems
I hate having to go along with everything my friends say - The Breakfast Club 00:18
I hate having to go along with everything my friends say
I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me - The Breakfast Club 00:29
I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me
I don't have to run away and live in the street - The Breakfast Club 00:41
I don't have to run away and live in the street
You're not urinating in here - The Breakfast Club 00:22
You're not urinating in here
You're not gonna blaze up in here - The Breakfast Club 00:16
You're not gonna blaze up in here
You're not fooling anyone - The Breakfast Club 03:18
You're not fooling anyone
You're an asshole - The Breakfast Club 00:14
You're an asshole
You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie - The Breakfast Club 00:31
You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie
Your middle name is Ralph - The Breakfast Club 00:56
Your middle name is Ralph
You'll get the horns - The Breakfast Club 00:18
You'll get the horns
You think he's funny - The Breakfast Club 00:55
You think he's funny
You think about this - The Breakfast Club 01:00
You think about this
You load up - The Breakfast Club 00:12
You load up
You know why guys like you knock everything - The Breakfast Club 03:23
You know why guys like you knock everything
How does one become a janitor - The Breakfast Club 01:56
How does one become a janitor
How come Andrew gets to get up - The Breakfast Club 00:23
How come Andrew gets to get up
He's just doing it to get a rise out of you - The Breakfast Club 00:56
He's just doing it to get a rise out of you
Here we are - The Breakfast Club 03:42
Here we are
Don't you want to hear my excuse - The Breakfast Club 00:23
Don't you want to hear my excuse
Don't mess with the bull - The Breakfast Club 00:16
Don't mess with the bull
Don't you ever talk about my friends - The Breakfast Club 01:52
Don't you ever talk about my friends
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe - The Breakfast Club 00:17
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe
Do you know how popular I am - The Breakfast Club 00:24
Do you know how popular I am
Did you know without trigonometry - The Breakfast Club 00:26
Did you know without trigonometry
I'd do that - The Breakfast Club 00:28
I'd do that
Claire did it - The Breakfast Club 00:32
Claire did it
Chicks cannot hold their smoke - The Breakfast Club 00:17
Chicks cannot hold their smoke
Can you hear this - The Breakfast Club 00:15
Can you hear this
Being bad feels pretty good - The Breakfast Club 00:13
Being bad feels pretty good
Are you gonna be - The Breakfast Club 00:31
Are you gonna be
You keep eating your hand - The Breakfast Club 00:20
You keep eating your hand
You guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come right in here - The Breakfast Club 02:03
You guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come right...
You get along with your parents - The Breakfast Club 00:36
You get along with your parents
YOU ARE A BITCH - The Breakfast Club 00:52
YOU ARE A BITCH
Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity - The Breakfast Club 00:29
Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity
Will milk be made available to us - The Breakfast Club 00:36
Will milk be made available to us
Why'd you do that - The Breakfast Club 00:28
Why'd you do that
WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED - The Breakfast Club 00:17
WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED
Why don't you just shut up - The Breakfast Club 01:28
Why don't you just shut up
Why do you have to insult everybody - The Breakfast Club 00:26
Why do you have to insult everybody
Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin - The Breakfast Club 00:37
Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin
When you grow up - The Breakfast Club 00:14
When you grow up
What's your poison - The Breakfast Club 00:19
What's your poison
What's your name - The Breakfast Club 01:43
What's your name
What's in there - The Breakfast Club 00:46
What's in there
What're we s'posed to do if we have to take a piss - The Breakfast Club 01:01
What're we s'posed to do if we have to take a piss
What're we having - The Breakfast Club 00:49
What're we having
What if your home - The Breakfast Club 00:29
What if your home
What do you need a fake I - The Breakfast Club 00:15
What do you need a fake I
What do they do to you - The Breakfast Club 00:15
What do they do to you
What did you wanna be when you were young - The Breakfast Club 00:34
What did you wanna be when you were young
What about you - The Breakfast Club 00:49
What about you
We'll get the prom queen impregnated - The Breakfast Club 00:21
We'll get the prom queen impregnated
That's very clever - The Breakfast Club 00:39
That's very clever
That's the last time - The Breakfast Club 03:27
That's the last time
That's real intelligent - The Breakfast Club 00:31
That's real intelligent
That's all - The Breakfast Club 00:22
That's all
That was great - The Breakfast Club 03:50
That was great
Speak for yourself - The Breakfast Club 00:23
Speak for yourself
Shermer High School - The Breakfast Club 01:45
Shermer High School
Screws fall out all the time - The Breakfast Club 00:19
Screws fall out all the time
Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl - The Breakfast Club 00:17
Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl
Now get in there and use the time to your advantage - The Breakfast Club 00:52
Now get in there and use the time to your advantage
No thank you - The Breakfast Club 01:17
No thank you
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm - The Breakfast Club 00:41
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm
My impression of life at Big Bri's house - The Breakfast Club 00:50
My impression of life at Big Bri's house
Let's end this right now - The Breakfast Club 00:36
Let's end this right now
Leave her alone - The Breakfast Club 00:35
Leave her alone
Keep your fuckin' hands off me - The Breakfast Club 00:20
Keep your fuckin' hands off me
Just you and me - The Breakfast Club 01:28
Just you and me
Jesus Christ Almighty - The Breakfast Club 00:41
Jesus Christ Almighty

Cast

Andrew Clark - Emilio Estevez
Richard Vernon - Paul Gleason
Brian Johnson - Anthony Michael Hall
John Bender - Judd Nelson
Claire Standish - Molly Ringwald
Allison Reynolds - Ally Sheedy
Allison's Father - Perry Crawford
Brian's Sister - Mary Christian
Andy's Father - Ron Dean
Claire's Father - Tim Gamble
Allison's Mom - Fran Gargano
Brian's Mom - Mercedes Hall
Brian's Father - John Hughes