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"The Breakfast Club" quotes

The Breakfast Club poster
Five high school students meet in Saturday detention and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.

Director: John Hughes
Writer: John Hughes
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $45,875,171
Released: 15 Feb 1985
Awards: 4 wins
Two bucks and a beaver shot - The Breakfast Club 00:10 Two bucks and a beaver shot Why don't you shut up Nobody here's interested - The Breakfast Club 00:14 Why don't you shut up Nobody here's interested Well he's got a name - The Breakfast Club 00:10 Well he's got a name I was just thinking I mean - The Breakfast Club 00:24 I was just thinking I mean Carl I've been teaching for 22 years - The Breakfast Club 00:38 Carl I've been teaching for 22 years Listen Vern If you were 16 what would you think of you - The Breakfast Club 00:06 Listen Vern If you were 16 what would you think of you I can write with my toes - The Breakfast Club 00:21 I can write with my toes What would I do for a million bucks - The Breakfast Club 00:20 What would I do for a million bucks Like when I When I step outside myself - The Breakfast Club 00:26 Like when I When I step outside myself What's the point of going to Bender's locker - The Breakfast Club 00:18 What's the point of going to Bender's locker Brian's trying to tell me - The Breakfast Club 00:10 Brian's trying to tell me I'm not a cherry - The Breakfast Club 00:07 I'm not a cherry Dork Yeah - The Breakfast Club 00:11 Dork Yeah Excuse me sir Why would anybody want to steal a screw - The Breakfast Club 00:05 Excuse me sir Why would anybody want to steal a screw I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling - The Breakfast Club 00:06 I think your old man and my old man should get together and... You're so conceited Claire - The Breakfast Club 00:41 You're so conceited Claire The girl is an island unto herself okay - The Breakfast Club 00:06 The girl is an island unto herself okay That man is a brownie hound - The Breakfast Club 00:04 That man is a brownie hound The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls - The Breakfast Club 00:06 The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls Don't mess with the bull - The Breakfast Club 00:04 Don't mess with the bull You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself - The Breakfast Club 00:08 You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something... You keep eating your hand you're not going to be hungry for lunch - The Breakfast Club 00:05 You keep eating your hand you're not going to be hungry for... You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you - The Breakfast Club 00:05 You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of... What would your friends say if we were walking down the hall together - The Breakfast Club 00:39 What would your friends say if we were walking down the hall... You're pretty sexy when you get angry - The Breakfast Club 00:04 You're pretty sexy when you get angry Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin - The Breakfast Club 00:11 Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin If I lose my temper you're totaled man - The Breakfast Club 00:08 If I lose my temper you're totaled man So what's wrong - The Breakfast Club 00:51 So what's wrong Well it wouldn't have anything to do - The Breakfast Club 00:21 Well it wouldn't have anything to do I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling - The Breakfast Club 00:06 I think your old man and my old man should get together and... Oh shit - The Breakfast Club 00:24 Oh shit Don't mess with the bull young man you'll get the horns - The Breakfast Club 00:06 Don't mess with the bull young man you'll get the horns Let's end this right now - The Breakfast Club 00:15 Let's end this right now Are you gonna be like a shopping bag lady - The Breakfast Club 00:11 Are you gonna be like a shopping bag lady Can you hear this - The Breakfast Club 00:07 Can you hear this I'm not a winner because I want to be one - The Breakfast Club 00:13 I'm not a winner because I want to be one Yo wastoid You're not gonna blaze up in here - The Breakfast Club 00:05 Yo wastoid You're not gonna blaze up in here Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin - The Breakfast Club 00:04 Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin Why is that door closed - The Breakfast Club 00:09 Why is that door closed Hey I screwed around - The Breakfast Club 00:20 Hey I screwed around Claire Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts - The Breakfast Club 00:29 Claire Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of... I'll bet you a million dollars that you are - The Breakfast Club 00:37 I'll bet you a million dollars that you are But face it you're a Neo maxi zoon dweebie - The Breakfast Club 00:09 But face it you're a Neo maxi zoon dweebie Just you and me Two hits - The Breakfast Club 00:36 Just you and me Two hits Oh Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl - The Breakfast Club 00:07 Oh Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl You think about this When you get old these kids - The Breakfast Club 00:22 You think about this When you get old these kids I'd do that - The Breakfast Club 00:09 I'd do that He's just doing it to get a rise out of you Just ignore him - The Breakfast Club 00:37 He's just doing it to get a rise out of you Just ignore him It was an accident - The Breakfast Club 00:08 It was an accident Is this the first time or last time we do this - The Breakfast Club 00:14 Is this the first time or last time we do this Hey how come Andrew gets to get up - The Breakfast Club 00:34 Hey how come Andrew gets to get up What did you wanna be when you were young - The Breakfast Club 00:15 What did you wanna be when you were young Let's go Keep your fucking hands off me - The Breakfast Club 00:09 Let's go Keep your fucking hands off me I hate it I hate having to go along with everything my friends say - The Breakfast Club 00:06 I hate it I hate having to go along with everything my... I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp - The Breakfast Club 00:07 I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp That's real intelligent - The Breakfast Club 00:20 That's real intelligent That's the last time Bender - The Breakfast Club 00:35 That's the last time Bender Hey homeboy why don't you go close that door - The Breakfast Club 00:08 Hey homeboy why don't you go close that door What's yours - The Breakfast Club 00:37 What's yours Being bad feels pretty good Huh - The Breakfast Club 00:05 Being bad feels pretty good Huh How does one become a janitor - The Breakfast Club 00:37 How does one become a janitor You think he's funny - The Breakfast Club 00:21 You think he's funny I said leave her alone - The Breakfast Club 00:31 I said leave her alone Your middle name is Ralph as in puke - The Breakfast Club 00:33 Your middle name is Ralph as in puke How's your day pal - The Breakfast Club 00:07 How's your day pal Do you know how popular I am - The Breakfast Club 00:12 Do you know how popular I am Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house - The Breakfast Club 00:33 Here's my impression of life at big Bri's house I mean I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me - The Breakfast Club 00:18 I mean I don't think either one of them gives a shit about... Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin - The Breakfast Club 00:11 Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin Don't you want to hear my excuse - The Breakfast Club 00:08 Don't you want to hear my excuse You're not urinating in here man - The Breakfast Club 00:05 You're not urinating in here man Bender did you know without trigonometry there'd be no engineering - The Breakfast Club 00:06 Bender did you know without trigonometry there'd be no... What happened to you - The Breakfast Club 00:30 What happened to you A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm - The Breakfast Club 00:23 A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm What are we having - The Breakfast Club 00:35 What are we having You guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come in - The Breakfast Club 00:34 You guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come in Speak for yourself - The Breakfast Club 00:07 Speak for yourself You have problems - The Breakfast Club 00:16 You have problems I bet they are Did you work for the money - The Breakfast Club 00:06 I bet they are Did you work for the money

Cast

Andrew Clark - Emilio Estevez
Richard Vernon - Paul Gleason
Brian Johnson - Anthony Michael Hall
John Bender - Judd Nelson