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Are all these your girlfriends?

The Breakfast Club

Are all these your girlfriends?- Some of them. What about the others? Well, some I...

The Breakfast Club • 1985

Are all these your girlfriends?- Some of them. What about the others? Well, some I consider my girlfriends, and some I just consider. Consider what? Whether or notI wanna hang out with them. You don't believe in just one guy, one girl? - Do you?- Yeah. That's the way it should be. - Well, not for me.- Why not? How come you've got so much shit in your purse? - How come you have so many girlfriends?- I asked you first. I don't know.I guess I never throw anything away. Neither do I. Oh. This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen. - What?- You realize you made yourself 68? I know. I know. I goofed it. - What do you need a fake ID for?- So I can vote. You want to see what's in my bag? - No.- No

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Are all these your girlfriends Some of them

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What about the others

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Well some I consider my girlfriends and some I just consider

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Consider what

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Whether or not I wanna hang out with them

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You don't believe in just one guy one girl

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Do you Yeah That's the way it should be

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Well not for me Why not

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How come you've got so much shit in your purse

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How come you have so many girlfriends I asked you first

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I don't know I guess I never throw anything away

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Neither do I

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Oh

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This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen

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What You realize you made yourself 68

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I know I know I goofed it

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What do you need a fake ID for So I can vote

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You want to see what's in my bag

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No No

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هل كل تلك صديقاتك بعضهن

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ماذا عن الأخريات

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بعضهن أعتبرهن صديقاتي وبعضهن أفكر بأمرهن

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تفكر بماذا

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إن كنت سأخرج معهن أم لا

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ألا تؤمن بمبدأ رجل واحد وفتاة واحدة

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هل أنت تؤمنين نعم

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هكذا يجب أن يكون الأمر ليس بالنسبة لي

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لم لا

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لماذا تحملين كل هذه التفاهات في حقيبتك

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لماذا لديك عدد كبير من الصديقات أنا طرحت السؤال أولا

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لا أدري أعتقد أنني لا أتخلى عن أي شيء أبدا

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أنا أيضا

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هذه أسوأ هوية مزورة رأيتها على الإطلاق

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هل تدرك أن وضعت سنة مولدك في ٦٨ أعرف أعرف ارتكبت خطأ

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لماذا تريد هوية مزورة لأتمكن من التصويت

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أتريد أن ترى ماذا يوجد في حقيبتي كلا

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这些都是你的女朋友吗其中一些是

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那剩下的呢

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有一些我把她们当女朋友

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另一些我只把她们当作当作什么

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只想和她们玩玩

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你不相信一夫一妻制

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你信吗当然本该如此

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我不信为什么

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你钱包里怎么这么多破烂

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你为什么有这么多女朋友我先问你的

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我不知道可能是因为我什么都不扔吧

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我也是

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这是我见过最糟糕的假身份证

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什么

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你发现你给自己编了个68岁的年龄吗

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我知道我知道我故意搞怪的你为什么需要假身份证

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我就可以投票了

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你想看看我包里有什么吗

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不想不想

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Jesu li sve ovo tvoje djevojke Neke od njih

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A ostale

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Neke smatram svojim djevojkama a druge samo razmatram

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Što razmatraš

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Želim li se družiti s njima ili ne

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Ne vjeruješ u monogamne veze

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A ti Da

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Tako bi trebalo biti Meni ne

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Zašto ne

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Zašto nosiš toliko smeća u torbici

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Zašto ti imaš toliko djevojaka Prvi sam pitao

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Ne znam Mislim da nikad ništa ne bacam

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Ni ja

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Ovo je najgora lažna osobna koju sam ikad vidio

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Znaš da ovdje piše da imaš 68 godina Znam Zeznuo sam

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Što će ti uopće lažna osobna Da mogu glasati

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Želite vidjeti što je u mojoj torbi Ne

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To všechno jsou tvé přítelkyně Některé z nich

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Co ty ostatní

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Na některé myslím jako na přítelkyně na některé jen myslím

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Jak

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Jestli s nimi mám chodit nebo ne

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Nevěříš na vztah jednoho kluka s jednou holkou

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Ty jo Jo

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Tak by to mělo být Ne pro mě

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Proč ne

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Proč máš v kabelce tolik krámů

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Proč máš tolik přítelkyň Já se ptal první

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Nevím Asi nikdy nic nezahodím

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Já taky ne

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Tohle je nejhorší falešná občanka co jsem kdy viděl

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Víš žes ze sebe udělal 68letého Jo Zvoral jsem to

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Proč potřebuješ falešnou občanku Abych mohl volit

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Chcete vidět co mám v kabelce já Ne

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Er det dine kærester Nogle af dem

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Hvad med de andre

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Nogle betragter jeg som kærester andre betragter jeg bare

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Betragter hvad

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Om de er værd at være sammen med

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Du tror ikke på en fyr en pige

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Gør du Ja

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Det er sådan det bør være Ikke for mig

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Hvorfor ikke

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Hvorfor har du så meget lort i din taske

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Hvorfor har du så mange kærester Jeg spurgte først

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Det ved jeg ikke Jeg smider aldrig noget væk

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Det gør jeg heller ikke

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Det er det ringeste falske ID jeg nogensinde har set

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Ved du godt der står du er 68 Ja jeg lavede en fejl

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Hvad skal du bruge et falsk ID til Så jeg kan stemme

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Vil I se hvad der er i min taske Nej

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Zijn dit al je vriendinnetjes Sommige

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En de anderen Sommigen zie ik zitten

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en anderen laat ik staan Zo maar

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Als ik er geen zin in heb Geloof je niet in vaste verkering

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Jij wel

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Zo hoort het Voor mij niet

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Waarom niet Wat moet je met al die troep in je tas

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Wat moet je met al die meisjes Ik vroeg eerst

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Ik gooi nooit iets weg Ik ook niet

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Dit is de slechtste vervalsing die ik ooit onder ogen kreeg Je bent hier 68

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Weet ik Foutje Wat moet je hiermee

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Stemmen

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Willen jullie zien wat er in m'n tas zit

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Ovatko nämä tyttöystäviäsi Jotkut ovat

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Entä muut

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Pidän joitakin tyttöystävinä toisia pidän vain kaiken varalta

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Minkä varalta

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Jos haluan hengailla heidän kanssaan

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Etkö usko yhden pojan ja tytön suhteeseen

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Uskotko sinä Uskon

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Niin sen pitäisi olla Ei minun mielestäni

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Miksei

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Miksi laukussasi on näin paljon roinaa

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Miksi sinulla on niin monta tyttöystävää Kysyin ensin

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En tiedä En kai vain heitä mitään pois

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En minäkään

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Nämä ovat huonoimmat näkemäni tekaistut henkkarit

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Tajuatko että ikäsi on muka 68 Tiedetään Mokasin

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Mihin tarvitset vääriä henkkareita Jotta voin äänestää

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Haluatteko nähdä mitä laukussani on Emme

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Ce sont toutes tes copines Certaines

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Et les autres

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Certaines sont mes copines les autres je contemple

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Tu contemples quoi

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Le fait de savoir si je veux passer du temps avec elles

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Tu ne crois pas à une relation unique

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Et toi Oui

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Ça devrait être comme ça Pas pour moi

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Pourquoi ça

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Pourquoi tu as autant de trucs dans ton sac

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Pourquoi tu as autant de copines Je t'ai demandé en premier

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J'en sais rien Je ne jette jamais rien

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Moi non plus

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Je n'ai jamais vu une fausse carte d'identité aussi nulle

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Tu as vu que tu te donnes 68 ans Je sais Je me suis planté

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Pourquoi tu veux de faux papiers Pour voter

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Je vous montre ce qu'il y a dans mon sac Non

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Sind das deine Freundinnen Ein paar

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Und die anderen

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Nun einige sehe ich als Freundinnen an andere sehe ich nur so an

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Als was

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Potenzielle Leute zum Abhängen oder nicht

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Du hältst nichts von nur einem Typen einem Mädchen

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Du Ja

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So sollte es sein Nicht für mich

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Wieso nicht

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Warum hast du bloß so viel Kram in deiner Handtasche

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Wieso hast du so viele Freundinnen Ich fragte zuerst

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Keine Ahnung Ich habe wohl nie was weggeworfen

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Ich auch nicht

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Das ist das schlechteste Ausweisimitat das ich je sah

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Fällt dir auf dass du wie 68 aussiehst Ich weiß Ich hab's verpatzt

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Wozu überhaupt ein gefälschter Ausweis Damit ich wählen kann

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Wollt ihr in meine Tasche sehen Nein

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Φιλενάδες σου όλες Μερικές

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Κι οι υπόλοιπες

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Μερικές τις έχω γκόμενες και μερικές απλώς τις έχω

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Τι τις έχεις

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Τις έχω για παρέα

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Δεν είσαι μονογαμικός τύπος

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Εσύ είσαι Ναι

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Έτσι είναι το σωστό Όχι για μένα

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Γιατί όχι

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Γιατί έχεις τόση σαβούρα στην τσάντα σου

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Γιατί έχεις τόσες φιλενάδες Εγώ ρώτησα πρώτος

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Δεν ξέρω Επειδή δεν πετάω τίποτα μάλλον

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Ούτε κι εγώ

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Είναι η χειρότερη πλαστή ταυτότητα που έχω δει ποτέ

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Καταλαβαίνεις ότι λες πως είσαι 68 Ναι τα σκάτωσα

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Και γιατί χρειάζεσαι πλαστή ταυτότητα Για να μπορώ να ψηφίζω

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Θέλετε να δείτε τι έχει η τσάντα μου Όχι

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क य यह सब त म ह र प र म क ए ह क छ

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और ब क क

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क छ क म अपन प र म क म नत ह और क छ क य ह रख ह

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क य स चकर रख ह

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क क य म उनक स थ घ मन फ रन च हत ह य नह

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त म एक प र म एक प र म क व ल ब त क नह म नत

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त म म नत ह ह

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ऐस ह ह न च ह ए ह पर म र ल ए नह

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क य नह

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त म ह र बट ए म इतन क छ क स ह

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त म ह र प स इतन प र म क ए क स सव ल पहल म न प छ थ

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पत नह श यद कभ क छ भ फ क नह

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न ह म न

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यह म र बन ई सबस घट य नकल आई ड ह

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पत ह त मन ख द क 68 क बन ल य पत ह पत ह गलत कर ड ल

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त म ह नकल आई ड क य च ह ए त क व ट कर सक

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म र ब ग म क य ह द खन च हत ह नह

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Ezek mind a barátnőid Páran

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És a többi

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Néhányat barátnőnek tartok A többi csak van

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Mire van

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Ha időnként lógni akarok valakivel

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Nem hiszel az egy fiú egy lány dologban mi

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Miért te igen Igen

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Így normális Nekem nem

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Miért nem

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Hogy lehet ennyi szar a táskádban

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Hogy van ennyi barátnőd Én kérdeztem először

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Nem tudom Talán mert semmit nem dobok ki

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Én sem

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Ez a legrosszabb hamis személyi amit valaha láttam

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Feltűnt hogy 68 vagy rajta Tudom elszúrtam

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Minek neked hamis személyi Hogy szavazhassak

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Akarod látni a táskám Nem

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Eru þetta allt kærustur þínar Sumar þeirra

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Hvað með hinar

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Ég álít sumar kærustur mínar aðrar íhuga ég bara

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Íhugar hvað

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Hvort ég vilji fara út með þeim

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Trúirðu ekki á einn strák og eina stelpu

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Gerir þú það Já

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Þannig á það að vera Ekki í mínu tilviki

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Af hverju ekki

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Af hverju er veskið troðfullt

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Af hverju áttu margar kærustur Ég spurði fyrst

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Ég veit það ekki Ég hendi aldrei neinu

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Ekki ég heldur

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Þetta er versta skilríkjafölsun sem ég hef séð

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Veistu að þú ert 68 ára Já Ég klúðraði þeim

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Til hvers þarftu fölsuð skilríki Svo ég geti kosið

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Viljið þið sjá í töskuna mína Nei

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Semua ini pacarmu Beberapa saja

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Lalu yang lain

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Beberapa kuanggap pacar beberapa yang lain hanya kupertimbangkan

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Pertimbangkan apa

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Apakah aku ingin bersama dengan mereka atau tidak

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Kau tak percaya akan monogami

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Kau percaya Ya

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Seharusnya memang begitu Bagiku tidak

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Kenapa tidak

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Kenapa tasmu penuh barang

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Kenapa kau punya banyak pacar Aku bertanya lebih dulu

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Entahlah Aku tak pernah membuang apa pun

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Aku juga tak pernah

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Ini KTP palsu paling payah yang pernah kulihat

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Kau sadar usiamu menjadi 68 tahun Aku tahu Itu salah

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Untuk apa butuh KTP palsu Agar aku bisa memilih

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Kalian ingin lihat isi tasku Tidak

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Sono tutte le tue ragazze Alcune

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E le altre

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Alcune che considero mie ragazze e altre che considero e basta

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Che cosa consideri

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Se uscirci o meno

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Non credi nel rapporto uno a uno

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E tu Sì

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È come dovrebbe essere Be' non per me

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Perché

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Perché tieni tutte queste cose nella borsa

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Perché tu hai così tante ragazze Te l'ho chiesto per prima io

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Non lo so Forse perché non butto via mai niente

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Neanche io

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Questa è la carta d'identità più falsa che io abbia mai visto

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Ti sei accorto che qui hai 68 anni Lo so L'ho incasinata parecchio

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A cosa ti serve una carta d'identità falsa

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Per votare

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Volete vedere cosa c'è nella mia borsa

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No

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全部彼女

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何人か

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それ以外は

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たまに彼女になってもらう

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気分次第

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どんな

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遊びたい時さ

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本命を決めようとは

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君は

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決めるべきよ

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おれは嫌だ

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なぜ

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なぜこんなに物が

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1人にしぼれない

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おれの質問が先だ

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物を捨てるのが嫌いなの

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おれもだ

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ひどい偽IDだな

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まるで68歳だ

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失敗したんだ

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なぜ偽IDを

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投票するため

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バッグの中を見る

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やめとく

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이게 다 여친이야 몇몇은

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나머지는

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몇은 여친이고 나머지는 생각 중이야

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무슨 생각

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계속 같이 놀 건지

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한 명의 남자가 한 명의 여자 사귀는 걸 안 믿어

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넌 믿냐 그래

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그래야 하잖아 난 아니야

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왜

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가방에 무슨 물건이 이렇게 많냐

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여친은 왜 그렇게 많냐 내가 먼저 물었어

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몰라 버리지 않아서 그런가 봐

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나도 그래

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이렇게 형편없는 가짜 신분증은 처음이다

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나이가 68세인 거 알아 알아 망쳐버렸어

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가짜 신분증이 왜 필요해 선거하려고

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내 백에 뭐가 있는지 볼래

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아니 아니

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Semua ini teman wanita awak Sesetengah daripadanya

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Bagaimana dengan yang lain

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Ada yang saya anggap sebagai kekasih dan ada yang saya sedang fikirkan

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Fikirkan apa

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Mahu berkawan dengan mereka atau tidak

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Awak tak percayakan seorang lelaki untuk seorang gadis

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Awak percaya Ya Itulah yang sepatutnya

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Bagi saya tidak

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Kenapa

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Kenapa ada banyak barang dalam beg tangan awak

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Kenapa awak ada ramai kekasih Saya tanya dulu

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Entah Saya tak pernah buang apa apa

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Saya pun

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Ini kad pengenalan palsu paling teruk pernah saya lihat

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Awak sedar awak macam 68 tahun Saya tahu Saya rosakkannya

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Kenapa perlukan kad pengenalan palsu Untuk mengundi

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Mahu lihat kandungan beg saya

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Tak mahu Tak mahu

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Er dette kjærestene dine Noen av dem

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Hva med de andre

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Noen av dem ser jeg som kjærestene mine og noen ser jeg bare an

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Hvordan da

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Jeg ser an om jeg gidder å være med dem

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Du tror ikke på en gutt ei jente

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Gjør du Ja

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Det er slik det burde være Ikke for meg

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Hvorfor ikke

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Hvorfor har du så mye greier i veska

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Hvorfor har du så mange kjærester Jeg spurte først

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Jeg vet ikke Jeg kaster aldri noe

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Ikke jeg heller

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Dette er den verste falske legitimasjonen jeg noensinne har sett

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Du vet at du gjorde deg selv 68 år gammel

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Jeg vet det Jeg tabbet meg ut

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Hva skal du med falsk legitimasjon Så jeg kan stemme

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Vil dere se hva jeg har i veska Nei

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To twoje dziewczyny Niektóre

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A pozostałe

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Niektóre uważam za swoje dziewczyny a niektóre uważam za

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Za co

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To zależy czy chcę się z nimi widywać

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Nie wierzysz w związki monogamiczne

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A ty Ja tak

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Tak powinno być Dla mnie nie

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Dlaczego

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Dlaczego masz tyle gówna w torebce

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Dlaczego masz tyle dziewczyn Pierwszy spytałem

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Nie wiem Po prostu nigdy niczego nie wyrzucam

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Ja też nie

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To najgorszy podrabiany dowód jaki widziałem

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Wiesz że masz tu 68 lat Wiem schrzaniłem

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Po co ci podrobiony dowód Żebym mógł głosować

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Chcecie zobaczyć co mam w torbie Nie

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Todas são suas namoradas Algumas são

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E as outras

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Umas eu considero namoradas e as outras Só considero

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Considera o quê

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Se vou sair com elas ou não

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Você não acredita em relação a dois

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E você Sim

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é assim que deve ser Pra mim não

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Por que não

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Por que tem tanta porcaria na sua bolsa

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Por que sai com tantas garotas Perguntei primeiro

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Não sei acho que nunca jogo nada fora

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Nem eu

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Essa é a pior carteira de identidade falsa que já vi

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Sabe que pela data você tem 68 anos Eu sei eu sei Eu me enganei

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Pra que falsificou a identidade Pra poder votar

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Querem ver o que tem na minha bolsa Não

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Astea sunt prietenele tale Unele dintre ele

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Și ce e cu celelalte

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Pe unele le consider prietenele mele

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iar pe celelalte doar le iau în considerare

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În considerare să ce

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Dacă vreau sau nu să ies cu ele

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Tu nu crezi în cupluri fidele

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Tu crezi Da Așa ar trebui să fie

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Nu și pentru mine De ce nu

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De ce ai atâtea porcării în geantă

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Tu de ce ai atâtea prietene Eu am întrebat primul

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Poate pentru că nu renunț niciodată la nimic

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Nici eu

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Ăsta e cel mai prost buletin fals pe care l am văzut

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Îți dai seama că te ai făcut de 68 de ani

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Știu L am greșit De ce îți trebuie buletin fals

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Ca să votez

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Vreți să vedeți ce am în geantă

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Nu Nu

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И все они твои девушки Некоторые

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А другие

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Одних считаю подружками

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а остальные про запас

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Это как

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Я еще думаю подвалить или не надо

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И ты совсем не веришь в любовь

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А ты Да иначе никак

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У меня все не так Почему

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Почему в твоей сумке столько мусора

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А почему у тебя так много девушек Я первый спросил

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Не знаю я просто ничего не выкидываю

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Я тоже

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Сразу видно что удостоверение фальшивка

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Ты выглядишь на шестьдесят восемь

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Знаю я придуривался А зачем липовый документ

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Чтобы голосовать

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Хотите посмотреть что в моей сумке

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Нет Нет

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Todas éstas son tus novias Algunas

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Y las otras qué

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Pues a algunas las considero novias y a otras nada más las considero

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Consideras qué

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Si quiero salir con ellas o no

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No crees en un solo chico una chica

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Tú sí Sí

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Así es como debería de ser No para mí

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Por qué

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Por qué tienes tanta mierda en tu bolsa

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Por qué tienes tantas novias Yo pregunté primero

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Supongo que nunca descarto nada

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Yo tampoco

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Esta es la peor cédula de identidad falsa que vi

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Te das cuenta que te hiciste de 68 años Lo sé Metí la pata

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Por qué necesitas un documento falso Así puedo votar

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Quieren ver qué hay en mi bolsa No

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Är alla dina flickvänner Några av dem

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Och de andra

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Vissa tänker jag på som mina flickvänner vissa betänker jag bara

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Betänker hur

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Om jag vill vara med dem eller ej

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Så du tror inte på en kille och en tjej

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Gör du Ja

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Det är så det ska vara Inte för mig

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Varför inte

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Varför har du så mycket skit i väskan

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Varför har du så många tjejer Jag frågade först

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Jag vet inte Jag slänger väl inte bort nåt

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Inte jag heller

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Det här är det sämsta falska ID kortet jag har sett

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Inser du att du gjort dig till en 68 Jag vet Jag klantade till det

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Varför behöver du ett falskt ID kort Så att jag kan rösta

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Vill ni se vad som finns i min väska Nej

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ท งหมดน แฟนนายเหรอ บางคน

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แล วคนอ นๆ ล ะ

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ฉ นถ อว าบางคนเป นแฟน

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ส วนบางคนฉ นแค พ จารณา

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พ จารณาอะไร

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ว าฉ นจะคบก บพวกเธอด ไหม

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เธอไม เช อเร องร กเด ยวใจเด ยวเหรอ

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เธอล ะ เช อ ม นควรเป นแบบน น

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ไม ส าหร บฉ น ท าไมล ะ

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ท าไมเธอถ งม ขยะในกระเป าเยอะจ ง

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ท าไมเธอถ งม แฟนเยอะจ ง ฉ นถามเธอก อน

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ไม ร ส ฉ นไม เคยท งของเลยม ง

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ฉ นก ด วย

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น เป นบ ตรประชาชนปลอมท ห วยส ด ท ฉ นเคยเห น

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ร ไหม นายท าให ต วเองอาย 68

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ร น า ฉ นท าพลาดเอง นายม บ ตรประชาชนปลอมไปท าไม

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จะได ไปเล อกต ง

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เธออยากเห นของในกระเป าฉ นไหม

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ไม ไม

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Bunların hepsi kız arkadaşların mı Bazıları

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Peki ya diğerleri

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Bazılarını sevgilim olarak düşünüyorum bazılarını sadece düşünüyorum

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Ne düşünüyorsun

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Onlarla takılmak isteyip istemediğimi

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Bir erkek ve bir kız ilişkisine inanmıyor musun

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Sen inanıyor musun Evet

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Öyle olmalı Benim için değil

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Neden

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Neden çantanda bir sürü ıvır zıvır var

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Neden bir sürü kız arkadaşın var Önce ben sordum

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Bilmiyorum Sanırım hiçbir şeyi atmıyorum

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Ben de öyle

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Bu hayatımda gördüğüm en berbat sahte kimlik

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Kendini 68'li yazdığının farkında mısın Biliyorum Biliyorum Batırdım

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Neden sahte kimliğe ihtiyacın var Oy kullanabilmek için

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Çantama bakmak ister misiniz Hayır

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Це все твої подружки Деякі

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А інші

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Одних я вважаю своїми подружками а інших просто розглядаю

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Як розглядаєш

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Зустрічатися з ними чи ні

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Ти не віриш в єдине кохання

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А ти Так

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Саме так має бути Це не для мене

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Чому ні

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Навіщо тобі в сумочці стільки мотлоху

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Навіщо тобі стільки подружок Я спитав перший

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Я не знаю Мабуть я ніколи нічого не викидаю

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Я теж

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Це найгірше підроблене посвідчення з усіх що я бачив

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Ти зробив себе 68 річним Я знаю Я помилився

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Навіщо тобі підроблене посвідчення Щоб голосувати

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Хочете побачити що в мене в сумці Ні

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Đồ dùng của bạn gái cậu à Vài người trong số đó

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Những người khác thì sao

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Một số người là bạn gái tao

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số khác thì tao đang cân nhắc Cân nhắc cái gì

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Rằng tao có muốn đi chơi với họ không

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Cậu không tin vào quan hệ một nam một nữ

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Mày tin Ừ Đó là điều tự nhiên

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Không phải với tao Sao không

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Sao mày có lắm thứ trong túi thế

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Sao cậu có lắm bạn gái thế Tao hỏi trước

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Có lẽ vì tôi chả bao giờ vứt cái gì

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Tao cũng thế

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Đây là cái chứng minh giả tệ nhất tôi từng thấy

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Có biết ở đây cậu đã 68 tuổi không

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Tôi biết Tôi làm nhầm Cậu cần chứng minh giả làm gì

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Để bầu cử

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Muốn xem túi tôi có gì không

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Duration

61 seconds

Views

1,157

Timestamp in Movie

01:00:15

Uploaded

Feb 17, 2026

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Universal Pictures,A&M Films,Channel Productions

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Movie Summary

Five high school students meet in Saturday detention and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.