Shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the...

John Bender: Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean. Claire Standish: SHUT UP! John Bender: And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fuckin' prom. Claire Standish: [Crying] I hate you! John Bender: Yeah? Good!

and you'd probably tell them you were doing it with me so they'd forgive you for being seen with me. Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends, you don't look at any of my friends, and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends! So you just stick to the things you know, shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich, - drunk mother in the Caribbean. - Shut up! As far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school, you can forget it, 'cause it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom! I hate you! Yeah? Good! Okay, then I assume Allison and I are better people than you guys, huh? Us weirdoes. Would you... Would you do that to me? I don't have any friends. Well, if you did. No. I don't think the kind of friends I'd have would mind. Well, I just wanna tell each of you that I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't and I will not. 'Cause I think that's real shitty. Your friends wouldn't mind because they look up to us. You're so conceited, Claire. You're so conceited. You're so, like, full of yourself. Why are you like that? I'm not saying that to be conceited. I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. Well, then why do you do it? I don't know. I don't... You don't understand. You don't... You're not friends with the same kind of people that Andy and I are friends with.