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Richard Vernon:
Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time.Claire Standish:Excuse me, sir. I think there's been a mistake. I know it's detention, but I don't think I belong in here.Richard Vernon:It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about *why* you are here, to ponder the error of your ways.Richard Vernon:You may not talk.Richard Vernon:You will not move - from these seats.Richard Vernon:And *you* - will not sleep. Alright, people, we're going to try something a little different, today. We are going to write an essay - of no less than a thousand words, describing to me who you think you are.John Bender:Is this a test?Richard Vernon:And when I say 'essay' I mean *'essay'*. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear, Mr. Bender?Richard Vernon:Crystal.Richard Vernon:Good. Maybe you'll learn a little something about yourself. Maybe you'll even decide, whether or not, you'd care to return.Brian Johnson:Uh, you know, I can answer that right now, sir. That'd be no. No from me, 'cause...Richard Vernon: Sit down, Johnson.Brian Johnson:Thank you, sir.Richard Vernon:My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions?John Bender:Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?Richard Vernon:I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, young man, You'll get the horns.John Bender:That man - is a brownie-hound.John Bender:If you keep eating your hand, you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.John Bender:I've seen you before, you know
Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time.Claire Standish:Excuse me, sir. I think there's been a mistake. I know it's detention, but I don't think I belong in here.Richard Vernon:It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about *why* you are here, to ponder the error of your ways.Richard Vernon:You may not talk.Richard Vernon:You will not move - from these seats.Richard Vernon:And *you* - will not sleep. Alright, people, we're going to try something a little different, today. We are going to write an essay - of no less than a thousand words, describing to me who you think you are.John Bender:Is this a test?Richard Vernon:And when I say 'essay' I mean *'essay'*. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear, Mr. Bender?Richard Vernon:Crystal.Richard Vernon:Good. Maybe you'll learn a little something about yourself. Maybe you'll even decide, whether or not, you'd care to return.Brian Johnson:Uh, you know, I can answer that right now, sir. That'd be no. No from me, 'cause...Richard Vernon: Sit down, Johnson.Brian Johnson:Thank you, sir.Richard Vernon:My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions?John Bender:Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?Richard Vernon:I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, young man, You'll get the horns.John Bender:That man - is a brownie-hound.John Bender:If you keep eating your hand, you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.John Bender:I've seen you before, you know
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Well well Here we are
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I wanna congratulate you for being on time
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Excuse me sir I think there's been a mistake
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I know it's detention but um I don't think I belong in here
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It is now 7 06
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You have exactly eight hours and 54 minutes
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to think about why you're here
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to ponder the error of your ways
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You may not talk
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You will not move from these seats
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And you
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will not sleep
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All right people we're gonna try something a little different today
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We are going to write an essay
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of no less than a thousand words
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describing to me who you think you are
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This a test
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And when I say essay I mean essay
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I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times
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Is that clear Mr Bender
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Crystal Good
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Maybe you'll learn a little something about yourself
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Maybe you'll even decide whether or not you care to return
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Um you know I can answer that right now sir
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That'd be no no for me 'cause
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Sit down Johnson Thank you sir
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My office is right across that hall
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Any monkey business is ill advised
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Any questions
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Yeah I got a question
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Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe
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I'll give you the answer to that question Mr Bender next Saturday
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Don't mess with the bull young man You'll get the horns
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That man is a brownie hound
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You keep eating your hand you're not gonna be hungry for lunch
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I've seen you before you know
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حسنا ها نحن
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أريد أن أهنئكم على وصولكم في الوقت المحدد
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عفوا يا سيدي أعتقد أنه هناك خطأ
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أعرف أنه احتجاز لكنني لا أعتقد أنني أنتمي إلى هذا المكان
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إنها الساعة 7 06
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لديك 8 ساعات و 54 دقيقة تماما لتفكري بسبب وجودك هنا
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لتفكري مليا في خطأ أساليبك
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عليك ألا تتكلمي
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لن تتحرك من هذه المقاعد
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وأنت لن تنام
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حسنا سوف نجرب شيئا مختلفا قليلا اليوم
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سوف نكتب مقالا لا يقل عن 1000 كلمة
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تصفون لي فيه من تظنون أنفسكم أهذا اختبار
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وعندما أقول مقالا أعني مقالا
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لا أعني كلمة واحدة تكرر 1000 مرة
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أهذا واضح يا سيد بندر واضح تماما
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جيد ربما ستتعلمون شيئا عن أنفسكم
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ربما ستقررون حتى إن كنتم تأبهون للعودة
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يمكنني الإجابة على هذا حالا سيدي بالنسبة لي كلا لأن
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اجلس يا جونسون شكرا يا سيدي
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مكتبي في الجانب الآخر من ذلك الرواق أي تصرف سيئ سيكون تصرفا أرعن
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هل من أسئلة
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نعم لدي سؤال
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هل يعرف باري مانيلو أنك أغرت على خزانة ملابسه
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سأجيبك عن هذا السؤال السبت القادم يا سيد بندر
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لا تعبث مع الثور أيها الشاب فسوف تصيبك قرونه
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هذا الرجل وغد
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إن استمريت بأكل يدك لن تشعري بالجوع عند الغداء
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لقد رأيتك من قبل
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很好很好 都来了
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恭喜你们 都准时到了
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抱歉 老师
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我觉得你肯定是搞错了
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我知道这是留堂的地方
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但是我不觉得我应该来这里
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现在是7点过6分
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你有8小时54分时间
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可以用来考虑你为什么在这里
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思索一下你自己的错误
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你们不能说话
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也不能从座位上离开
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还有你
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不能睡觉
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好了 同学们 我们今天要来点不一样的
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我们要写一篇论文
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不少于一千字
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向我描述 你认为你到底是谁 这是考试吗
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我说了是论文
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那就是论文
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我可没说把一个单词写一千遍
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听清了吗 本德先生
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非常清楚
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很好 也许你会更了解自己一点
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也许你甚至会决定是否还会回来
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我现在就能回答这个问题 老师
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对我来说肯定是 不 因为
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坐下 强生
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谢谢 先生
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我的办公室就在走廊对面
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任何偷鸡摸狗的行为 都是被严令禁止的
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还有问题吗
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有 我有一个问题
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巴瑞马尼洛知道你搜了他的衣柜吗
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我可以回答你这个问题 下个周六回答 本德先生
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别在老虎嘴上拔毛 年轻人
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小心被反噬
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这人 是大麻布朗尼猎犬
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继续吃手吧 午饭就不饿了
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我以前见过你
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Dakle evo nas
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Čestitam vam na dolasku na vrijeme
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Ispričavam se gospodine Mislim da je došlo do nesporazuma
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Znam da je ovo školski pritvor ali ja ne pripadam ovamo
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Sad je 7 06
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Imate točno osam sati i 54 minute da razmislite o tome zašto ste ovdje
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Promislite o svojim greškama
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Ne smijete razgovarati
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Ne smijete ustajati
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Ne smijete spavati
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U redu danas ćemo pokušati nešto drugačije
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Napisat ćete esej od najmanje 1000 riječi
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o tome kako doživljavate sebe
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Je li ovo test
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Kad kažem esej mislim na esej
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Ne mislim na jednu riječ koja se ponavlja 1000 puta
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Je li to jasno g Bendere Savršeno jasno
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Dobro Možda ćete naučiti nešto o sebi
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Možda ćete čak i odlučiti želite li se vratiti ili ne
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Ja mogu odmah odgovoriti na to Rekao bih ne jer
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Sjedni Johnsone Hvala gospodine
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Moj je ured odmah preko puta Ne bih vam preporučio gluposti
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Imate li pitanja
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Da Imam pitanje
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Zna li Barry Manilow da mu kradete odjeću
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Gospodine Bendere odgovorit ću vam na to pitanje sljedeće subote
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Dečko ne igraj se vatrom jer ćeš se opeći
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Taj je čovjek dupelizac
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Ako nastaviš žvakati vlastite prste nećeš moći ručati
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Već sam te viđao
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Tak tady jste
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Blahopřeji vám že jste přišli včas
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Promiňte Asi je to omyl
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Mám být po škole ale myslím že sem nepatřím
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Teď je 7 06
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Máte přesně osm hodin a 54 minut abyste zjistili proč tu jste
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Přemítejte o svých chybách
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Nesmíte mluvit
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Nehnete se z místa
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A ty nebudeš spát
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Dnes zkusíme něco jiného
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Ve slohové práci s minimálně tisícem slov
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popíšete kdo podle vás jste To je test
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Když říkám sloh myslím sloh
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Ne jedno slovo opakované tisíckrát
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Je to jasné pane Bendere Naprosto
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Dobře Možná se dozvíte něco o sobě
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Možná se i rozhodnete jestli se sem budete chtít vrátit
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To vám můžu říct hned pane Já ne protože
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Sedni si Johnsone Děkuji pane
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Mám kancelář hned naproti Výtržnosti nedoporučuji
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Dotazy
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Ano Mám otázku
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Ví Barry Manilow že mu pleníte šatník
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Na to vám odpovím příští sobotu Bendere
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Nehrajte si s ohněm mladíku spálíte se
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Ten chlap je buzík
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Když si budeš okusovat nehty nebudeš obědvat
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Už jsem tě někde viděl
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Nå nå Her er vi så
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Tillykke med at I er her til tiden
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Undskyld Der er vist sket en fejl
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Jeg ved godt det er eftersidning men jeg hører ikke hjemme her
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Klokken er nu 7 06
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I har præcis otte timer og 54 minutter til at tænke over hvorfor I er her
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Til at tænke over de fejl I har begået
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I må ikke tale sammen
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I må ikke rejse jer fra stolen
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Og du må ikke sove
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I dag skal vi prøve noget der er lidt anderledes
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Vi skal skrive en stil på mindst 1000 ord
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hvor I beskriver hvem I tror I er Er det en prøve
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Og når jeg siger stil mener jeg stil
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Jeg mener ikke et enkelt ord gentaget tusind gange
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Er det forstået hr Bender Krystalklart
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Godt Måske lærer I noget om jer selv
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Måske finder I ud af om I har lyst til at komme her igen
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Det kan jeg godt svare på og det svarer jeg nej til for
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Sæt dig Johnson Tak
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Mit kontor er på den anden side af gangen så ingen ballade
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Nogen spørgsmål
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Ja jeg har et spørgsmål
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Ved Barry Manilow at du har nolet hans garderobe
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Det får du svaret på næste lørdag hr Bender
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Tir ikke tyren unge mand så stanger den
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Den mand er bagdørsindianer
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Du bør gemme lidt appetit til frokosten
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Jeg har set dig før
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Zo iedereen is er
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En nog op tijd ook Gefeliciteerd
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Er moet een vergissing in het spel zijn Ik wil best schoolblijven
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maar ik hoor hier niet
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Het is nu zeven uur zes
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Jullie hebben precies 8 uur en 54 minuten om jullie zonden
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te overdenken
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Er wordt niet gepraat
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Je komt niet uit je stoel
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En er wordt niet geslapen
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We gaan 't vandaag eens anders doen We gaan een opstel schrijven
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van maar liefst duizend woorden over het onderwerp 'Wie ben ik'
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Voor een cijfer En met 'opstel' bedoel ik 'opstel'
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Ik bedoel niet hetzelfde woord duizend maal herhaald
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Is dat duidelijk Mr Bender Overduidelijk
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Misschien zet het jullie aan het denken of jullie ooit nog terug willen komen
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Mijn antwoord daarop moet 'nee' zijn Ziet u
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Zitten Johnson
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Mijn kamer is hier recht tegenover dus ik zou me maar koest houden
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Vragen
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Ik heb een vraag
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Is dat pak van Barry Manilow geweest Dat hoor je volgende week zaterdag
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Wie kaatst kan de bal verwachten
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Die vent is een kontragger
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Straks eet je je lunch niet op
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Ik ken jou
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Kappas vain Täällä sitä ollaan
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Hienoa että tulitte ajoissa
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Anteeksi On tapahtunut erehdys
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En taida kuulua tänne jälki istuntoon
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Kello on nyt 7 06
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Saatte pohtia 8 tunnin ja 54 minuutin ajan
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miksi olette täällä
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Voitte miettiä tekemiänne virheitä
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Ette saa puhua
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Ette saa siirtyä paikaltanne
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Ettekä saa nukkua
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No niin Kokeilemme tänään jotain erilaista
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Saatte kirjoittaa vähintään tuhannen sanan aineen siitä
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millaisia kuvittelette olevanne Onko tämä koe
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Ja sen pitää olla kunnon aine
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Yhtä sanaa ei saa toistaa tuhat kertaa
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Onko asia selvä Bender Täysin selvä
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Hyvä Ehkä opitte jotain itsestänne
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Ehkä jopa päätätte haluatteko enää joutua tänne
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Voin vastata jo nyt Vastaus on ei sillä
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Istu alas Johnson Kiitos
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Työhuoneeni on käytävän toisella puolella Ei kannata ruveta riehumaan
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Onko kysyttävää
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Minulla on
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Tietääkö Barry Manilow että veitte hänen vaatteitaan
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Saat vastauksen tuohon ensi lauantaina
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Älä ärsytä härkää tai tulee sarvista
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Tuo mies on hinttari
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Jos syöt kättäsi sinulla ei ole nälkä lounasaikaan
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Olen nähnyt sinut ennenkin
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Eh bien nous voilà
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Je vous félicite d'être à l'heure
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Excusez moi Je crois qu'il y a une erreur
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Je sais qu'on est en colle mais je ne suis pas à ma place
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Il est maintenant 7 h 06
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Vous avez exactement 8 h et 54 mn pour penser au pourquoi de votre présence
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Réfléchissez à votre comportement
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Interdiction de parler
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Interdiction de bouger de vos sièges
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Interdiction de dormir
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On va essayer quelque chose de nouveau
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Vous allez écrire une dissertation de 1 000 mots minimum
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pour me dire qui vous pensez être C'est un contrôle
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Et je parle d'une vraie dissertation
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Pas le même mot répété 1 000 fois
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C'est clair M Bender Comme de l'eau de roche
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Bien Vous apprendrez peut être quelque chose sur vous même
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Vous pourrez même décider si vous reviendrez ou non
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Je peux répondre tout de suite monsieur Pour moi c'est non
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Asseyez vous Johnson Merci monsieur
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Mon bureau est de l'autre côté du couloir Je vous conseille de vous tenir à carreaux
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Des questions
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Oui J'ai une question
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Barry Manilow sait que vous lui piquez ses fringues
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Je répondrai à cette question samedi prochain M Bender
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Ne cherchez pas la bête jeune homme vous la trouverez
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C'est une pédale
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Si tu continues à te bouffer la main t'auras plus faim à midi
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Je t'ai déjà vue tu sais
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Sieh an sieh an Da wären wir
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Meinen Glückwunsch zur Pünktlichkeit
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Entschuldigen Sie Sir es muss wohl ein Fehler sein
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Es hieß Nachsitzen aber ich gehöre hier wohl nicht hin
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Es ist jetzt 7 06 Uhr
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Ihr habt genau acht Stunden und 54 Minuten zum Nachdenken warum ihr hier seid
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Sinnt nach über eure Verfehlungen
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Gesprochen wird nicht
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Ihr bleibt an euren Plätzen
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Und du schläfst hier nicht
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Ok Leute heute versuchen wir mal etwas anderes
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Wir verfassen einen Aufsatz 1000 Worte und nicht weniger
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Ihr schildert mir was ihr glaubt wer ihr seid
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Ist das ein Test
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Und wenn ich Aufsatz sage meine ich Aufsatz
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Ihr sollt kein Wort tausendmal aufschreiben
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Ist das klar Mr Bender Kristallklar
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Gut Vielleicht lernt ihr ja etwas über euch selbst
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Vielleicht sogar ob ihr eine Wiederholung vorzieht oder nicht
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Ich kann das sofort beantworten Sir Und zwar mit nein weil ich
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Setz dich Johnson Danke Sir
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Mein Büro ist gleich über den Gang Wer Unfug macht hat ein Problem
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Noch Fragen
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Ja Ich hab 'ne Frage
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Weiß Barry Manilow dass Sie seinen Schrank ausräumten
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Die Antwort auf diese Frage Mr Bender erhalten Sie nächsten Samstag
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Leg dich mit dem Stier an junger Mann und du bekommst die Hörner zu spüren
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Der Mann ist ein Schwuchtelmännchen
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Hast du die Hand noch länger im Mund brauchst du kein Mittagessen
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Ich kenne deine Marotten
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Να 'μαστε λοιπόν
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Θέλω να σας συγχαρώ που ήσασταν συνεπείς
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Με συγχωρείτε κύριε Νομίζω πως έχει γίνει κάποιο λάθος
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Ξέρω ότι είμαστε υπό περιορισμό μα δεν νιώθω ότι πρέπει να βρίσκομαι εδώ
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Η ώρα τώρα είναι 7 06
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Διαθέτετε 8 ώρες και 54 λεπτά ακριβώς για να σκεφτείτε γιατί βρίσκεστε εδώ
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Να αναλογιστείτε τα λάθη σας
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Δεν επιτρέπεται να μιλάτε
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Δεν επιτρέπεται να σηκωθείτε από τις θέσεις σας
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Κι εσύ δεν θα κοιμάσαι
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Λοιπόν θα δοκιμάσουμε κάτι διαφορετικό σήμερα
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Θα γράψουμε μία έκθεση όχι μικρότερη των 1000 λέξεων
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που θα εξηγείτε ποιοι νομίζετε ότι είστε Για διαγώνισμα πρόκειται
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Και όταν λέω έκθεση εννοώ έκθεση
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Δεν εννοώ να γράψετε 1000 φορές την ίδια λέξη
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Έγινα κατανοητός κε Μπέντερ Απολύτως
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Ωραία Να που μπορεί να μάθετε και κάτι για τον εαυτό σας
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Μπορεί ακόμα και να αποφασίστε αν θέλετε να γυρίσετε πίσω
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Μπορώ να σας απαντήσω αμέσως κύριε Εγώ λέω όχι γιατί
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Κάθισε κάτω Τζόνσον Σας ευχαριστώ
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Το γραφείο μου είναι στο βάθος του διαδρόμου Μην επιχειρήσετε τίποτα
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Απορίες
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Έχω εγώ μία
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Ξέρει ο Μπάρι Μάνιλοου ότι διαρρήξατε την ντουλάπα του
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Θα σου απαντήσω το επόμενο Σάββατο κε Μπέντερ
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Όχι παιχνίδια μαζί μου νεαρέ γιατί θα έχουμε άσχημα ξεμπερδέματα
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Είναι αδερφή ο τύπος
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Αν συνεχίσεις να τρως το χέρι σου θα σου κοπεί η όρεξη το μεσημέρι
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Σ' έχω ξαναδεί παλιότερα
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ल हम पह च गए
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समय पर पह चन क ल ए त म ह बध ई द न च हत ह
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म फ क ज ए जन ब म झ लगत ह क ई गलत ह ई ह
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म झ पत ह यह नज रब द ह पर म झ नह लगत म झ यह ह न च ह ए
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इस वक त 7 06 ह रह ह
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त म ह र प स ठ क 54 म नट ह यह स चन क ल ए क त म ल ग यह क य ह
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अपन गलत य पर ज र नज र ड ल
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त म ब त नह कर ग
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अपन अपन जगह स नह ह ल ग
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और त म स ओग भ नह
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अच छ द स त आज हम क छ अलग करन क क श श कर ग
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हम 1000 शब द क एक ल ख ल ख ग ज सम यह वर णन कर ग
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क त म ख द क क य समझत ह यह पर क ष ह क य
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और जब म कह ल ख उसक मतलब ह ल ख
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एक ह शब द क 1000 ब र द हर न नह
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ब त समझ म आई श र ब डर अच छ तरह स
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बह त अच छ आज श यद अपन ब र म क छ स खन क म ल
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श यद यह भ तय कर ल क व पस ल टन च हत भ ह य नह
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इसक जव ब म इस वक त द सकत ह जन ब म र ल ए जव ब न ह क य क
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ब ठ ज ओ ज नसन श क र य जन ब
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म र दफ तर गल य र क ठ क उस तरफ ह सल ह ह क स प रक र क ब दरग र मन ह
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क ई सव ल
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ह म र एक सव ल ह
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क य ब र म न ल क पत ह आपन उसक अलम र म छ ड छ ड क थ
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इस सव ल क जव ब म आपक अगल शन व र द ग श र ब डर
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स ड क स थ प ग मत ल न जव न वरन स ग म र द ग
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यह आदम समल ग क ह
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अपन ह थ ख त रह ग त द पहर क भ ख नह लग ग
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त म ह पहल द ख ह
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Nocsak Itt is vagyunk
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Gratulálok hogy pontosak voltatok
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Elnézést uram Azt hiszem tévedés történt
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Tudom hogy büntetésben vagyunk de azt hiszem nem kellene itt lennem
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Hét óra hat perc van
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Kereken nyolc órátok és 54 percetek van átgondolni hogy miért vagytok itt
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Végiggondolni az elkövetett hibákat
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Beszélni viszont nem szabad
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Senki nem mehet el a helyéről
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És nincs alvás sem
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KÖNYVEK LEADÁSA
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Ma valami mást próbálunk
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Írtok egy legalább 1000 szavas fogalmazást
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amiben leírjátok minek tartjátok magatokat
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Ez dolgozat
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Fogalmazást mondtam
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Ami nem egy szó ezerszer leírva
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Világos Mr Bender Teljesen
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Remek Talán jobban megismeritek magatokat
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Talán azt is eldöntitek hogy megkeresitek e a helyes utat
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Erre már most tudom a választ uram Én nem mert
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Ülj le Johnson Köszönöm uram
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Az irodám a terem túloldalán van Nem szeretnék rendbontást
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Kérdés
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Nekem van egy
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Barry Manilow tudja hogy maga pakolta ki a szekrényét
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Erre a kérdésre Mr Bender a jövő szombaton válaszolok
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Ha feszíted a húrt bajba kerülhetsz
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Ez a faszi totál meleg
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Rágd csak a körmöd legalább nem leszel éhes ebédkor
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Láttalak már máskor is
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Jæja Hér eruð þið mætt
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Til hamingju með að mæta á réttum tíma
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Afsakið herra Það hafa orðið mistök
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Ég veit ég braut af mér en ég á ekki heima hér
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Klukkan er 7 06
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Þið hafið 8 stundir og 54 mínútur til að hugsa um hví þið eruð hér
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Hugleiða mistökin sem þið gerðuð
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Þið megið ekki tala
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Sitjið grafkyrr í stólunum
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Og þið megið ekki sofa
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Við ætlum að prófa dálítið nýtt
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Þið eigið að skrifa ritgerð að lágmarki þúsund orða
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sem lýsir sjálfum ykkur Er þetta próf
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Og þegar ég segi ritgerð meina ég ritgerð
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Ég á ekki við sama orðið endurtekið þúsund sinnum
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Er það skilið hr Bender Gjörsamlega
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Gott Kannski lærið þið eitthvað um ykkur sjálf
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Kannski getið þið ákveðið hvort þið viljið koma hingað aftur
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Ég get svarað því strax herra Ég segi nei því að
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Sestu Johnson Takk herra
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Skrifstofan mín er hér beint á móti Öll fíflalæti eru óráðleg
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Einhverjar spurningar
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Já Ég er með spurningu
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Veit Barry Manilow að þú rænir fötunum hans
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Ég skal svara því næsta laugardag hr Bender
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Ef þú ögrar ljóninu ungi maður sýnir það tennurnar
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Þessi maður er kakóhvutti
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Ef þú heldur áfram að naga höndina verður þú ekki svöng í hádeginu
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Ég hef séð þig áður
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Baik Kalian sudah datang
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Selamat karena datang tepat waktu
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Permisi Pak Kurasa ada kesalahan
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Aku tahu ini hukuman tetapi kurasa aku tak seharusnya berada di sini
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Saat ini pukul 07 06
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Ada waktu delapan jam 54 menit untuk memikirkan kenapa kalian di sini
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Renungkan kesalahan kalian
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Kalian tak boleh bicara
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Kalian tak boleh bergerak dari kursi
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Kalian juga tak boleh tidur
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Baik hari ini kita coba hal lain
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Buat esai minimal 1 000 kata
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mengenai siapa diri kalian Ini tes
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Maksudku esai sungguhan
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Bukan satu kata yang diulangi 1 000 kali
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Jelas Tn Bender Sangat jelas
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Baik Mungkin kalian akan belajar sesuatu tentang diri sendiri
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Mungkin kalian bahkan akan putuskan apakah akan kembali
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Aku bisa jawab itu sekarang Aku tak akan kembali karena
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Duduk Johnson Terima kasih Pak
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Kantorku di seberang lorong Saranku janganlah berbuat nakal
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Ada pertanyaan
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Ya Aku punya pertanyaan
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Kenapa kau berpakaian seperti Barry Manilow
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Tn Bender pertanyaan itu akan kujawab Sabtu depan
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Jangan ganggu aku anak muda atau kau akan dihukum
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Dia pria homo
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Jika makan tangan terus kau tak lapar saat makan siang
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Aku pernah melihatmu
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Bene bene Eccoci
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Mi congratulo per la vostra puntualità
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Mi scusi Penso che ci sia stato un errore
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Deve essere qui chi è in punizione e io non credo di dover starci
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Sono le 7 06
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Avete esattamente otto ore e 54 minuti per pensare al motivo per cui siete qui
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Riflettete su ciò che avete fatto
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Non dovete parlare
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Non dovete alzarvi
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Non dovete dormire
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Oggi ragazzi faremo qualcosa di diverso
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Dovrete scrivere un tema di almeno 1000 parole
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per descrivermi chi pensate di essere È un esame
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Quando parlo di tema intendo un tema
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Non intendo una sola parola ripetuta 1000 volte
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Tutto chiaro sig Bender Chiarissimo
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Bene Forse imparerete qualcosa di voi stessi
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Forse potrete perfino decidere se vi importa o meno ritornare
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Posso rispondere fin da ora Direi proprio di no perché
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Siediti Johnson Grazie
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Il mio ufficio è qui a fianco Sento tutto quello che fate
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Ci sono domande
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Sì Ne ho una io
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Sa che Barry Manilow fruga nel suo guardaroba
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Sabato prossimo ti darò la risposta a questa domanda
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Non scherzare con il fuoco ragazzo altrimenti sarà peggio per te
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Quell'uomo è gay
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Se le mangi tutte a pranzo non ti resterà niente
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Ti ho già visto lo so
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さあ 皆そろったな
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遅刻者なしとは上出来だ
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先生 何かの間違いです
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私は補習に出るような 生徒ではありません
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現在 7時6分だ
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考える時間は8時間54分と たっぷりある
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自分の過ちを反省するんだ
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私語は厳禁
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席から立つのも禁止
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それから 居眠りもするな
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今日は特別課題を与える
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作文を書くんだ
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長さは千語以上
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題は 自分とは何か だ
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テストですか
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作文と言ったら作文だ
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同じ単語千回は駄目だ
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ベンダー君 分かったか
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分かりました
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自分が何者かを学んでほしい
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また ここに 戻ってきたいか考えろ
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僕の答えは ノー です
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必要ない
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座れ
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はい 先生
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私は向こうのオフィスにいる
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いたずらは すぐバレるぞ
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質問は
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質問があります
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その服装は バリー マニロウ風
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答えを来週の土曜に 聞きたいか
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牛をからかうと角で突かれるぞ
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あの野郎
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ゲイだぜ
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それでランチは必要ないな
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お前 見たことあるぜ
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자 모두 모였군
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제시간에 출석한 걸 축하한다
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선생님 뭔가 실수가 있는 것 같아요
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벌칙 수업인 건 알지만
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저는 해당이 안 되는 것 같아요
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7시 6분이다
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왜 네가 여기 왔는지 생각할 시간은
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정확히 8시간 54분 남았다
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네 잘못을 생각해 보라고
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얘기하면 안 된다
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움직여서도 안 되고
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잠을 자서도 안 되지
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오늘은 좀 다른 형식을 택하도록 하겠다
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1000개 이상의 단어가 있는 에세이를 작성하는 것이다
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네가 여기 온 이유에 대한 시험이에요
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에세이라고 분명 말했다
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한 단어를 1000번 되풀이해 쓰라는 게 아니다
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알겠나 벤더 군 아주 분명히요
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좋아 오늘 너 자신에 대해 알게 될 수도 있겠지
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다시 돌아올지 말지도 결정할 수 있겠지
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그 질문에 대답할 수 있어요 다시는 돌아오지 않겠다는
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앉아 존슨 네
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내 사무실은 건너편에 있으니 딴 수작 부리지 말 것
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질문 있나
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네 있어요
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선생님이 자신의 옷을 훔친 걸 배리 매닐로는 아나요
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그 질문의 답은 다음 토요일에 해주지 벤더 군
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황소와 싸우다가는 뿔에 치인다고
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동성애자인 거 맞군
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그렇게 계속 손을 먹다가는 점심시간에 배가 안 고플 텐데
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너 본 적이 있어
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Lihatlah Kita di sini
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Saya nak ucapkan tahniah sebab menepati masa
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Maaf encik Saya rasa ada kesilapan
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Saya tahu ini kelas tahanan tapi saya rasa saya tak patut berada di sini
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Sekarang pukul 7 06 pagi
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Kamu ada lapan jam 54 minit
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untuk fikirkan sebab kamu berada di sini dan fikirkan kesilapan kamu
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Jangan bercakap
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Jangan beralih dari tempat duduk
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Awak pula
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jangan tidur
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Baiklah Kita akan cuba sesuatu yang berbeza hari ini
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Kamu perlu tulis esei
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tak kurang 1 000 perkataan
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memberitahu saya tentang siapa kamu
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Adakah ini ujian
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Saya maksudkan esei
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Saya tak maksudkan satu perkataan diulang 1 000 kali
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Faham En Bender Faham
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Bagus Mungkin kamu akan belajar tentang diri kamu sendiri
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Mungkin kamu akan tentukan sama ada mahu kembali atau tidak
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Saya boleh jawab sekarang Saya tak nak kembali sebab
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Duduk Johnson Terima kasih encik
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Pejabat saya di seberang koridor
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Jangan buat nakal Ada soalan
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Ya Saya ada soalan
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Adakah Barry Manilow tahu awak geledah almarinya
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En Bender saya akan jawab soalan itu Sabtu depan
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Jangan cari pasal dengan lembu jantan Awak akan ditanduk
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Dia cuma seekor anjing
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Jika asyik makan tangan awak takkan lapar tengah hari nanti
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Saya pernah nampak awak
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Ser man det Da er vi her
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Gratulerer med at du kom tidsnok
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Unnskyld sir Det må ha skjedd en misforståelse
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Jeg vet jeg skal sitte igjen men jeg tror ikke jeg hører hjemme her
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Klokka er nå 07 06
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Dere har nøyaktig åtte timer og 54 minutter
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til å tenke over hvorfor dere er her
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Tenke på deres egne feilgrep
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Dere har ikke lov til å snakke
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Dere får ikke bevege dere bort fra stolene
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Og du får ikke sove
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Vi skal prøve noe annerledes i dag
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Vi skal skrive en stil på minst 1000 ord
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der dere beskriver hvem dere tror dere er
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Er dette en prøve
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Når jeg sier stil mener jeg stil
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Jeg mener ikke ett ord gjentatt 1000 ganger
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Er det klart Mr Bender Klinkende
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Bra Kanskje du lærer noe om deg selv
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Kanskje dere bestemmer dere for om dere ønsker å komme tilbake eller ei
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Jeg kan svare med en gang sir Det blir nei for min del for
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Sett deg Johnson Takk sir
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Kontoret mitt er rett over gangen Dumme påfunn er ikke å anbefale
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Noen spørsmål
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Ja jeg har et spørsmål
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Vet Barry Manilow at du stjeler fra garderoben hans
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Svaret på det spørsmålet får du neste lørdag Mr Bender
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Ikke prøv deg på oksen unge mann da blir du stanget
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Han der er skikkelig homo
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Fortsetter du å tygge på hånda di mister du appetitten til lunsj
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Jeg har sett deg før
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No no Oto jesteśmy
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Gratulacje że jesteście na czas
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Przepraszam Chyba zaszła pomyłka
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Wiem że jesteśmy tu za karę ale ja nie powinnam tu być
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Mamy 7 06
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Macie dokładnie osiem godzin i 54 minuty by zastanowić się dlaczego tu jesteście
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Przemyślcie swoje błędy
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Nie możecie rozmawiać
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Nie możecie wstawać z miejsca
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I nie możecie spać
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Dzisiaj będziecie robić coś nowego
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Napiszecie wypracowanie na minimum 1000 słów
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opisujące kim według was jesteście To sprawdzian
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To ma być prawdziwe wypracowanie
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A nie jedno słowo powtórzone 1000 razy
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Jasne panie Bender Jak słońce
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Dobrze Może dowiecie się czegoś o sobie
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Może nawet zdecydujecie czy nie chcecie oddawać pracy
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Mogę odpowiedzieć teraz Moja odpowiedź brzmi nie bo
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Siadaj Johnson Dziękuję
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Mój pokój jest po drugiej stronie korytarza I ma nie być żadnych wygłupów
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Jakieś pytania
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Tak ja mam
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Czy Barry Manilow wie że podkrada mu pan ubrania z szafy
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Dam ci odpowiedź na to pytanie w następną sobotę
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Nie igraj z ogniem chłopcze bo pożałujesz
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Ten facet jest ciotą
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Jak będziesz jadła palce nie będziesz miała ochoty na lunch
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Widziałem cię już
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Muito bem aqui estamos
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Queria dar os parabéns por chegarem na hora
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Desculpe senhor Deve ter um engano
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Eu sei que é um castigo mas acho que eu não devia estar aqui
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Agora são sete e seis
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Vocês têm exatamente 8 horas e 54 minutos para pensar por que estão aqui
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e no que fizeram de errado
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Sem conversar
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Sem se mexer ou se levantar
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E você não vai dormir
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Hoje vamos fazer uma coisa diferente
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Vamos escrever uma redação Com pelo menos mil palavras
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sobre a ideia que fazem de vocês mesmos É um teste
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E quando digo redação quero dizer redação
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Não quero dizer a mesma palavra repetida mil vezes
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Está claro Sr Bender Claríssimo
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Ótimo Talvez aprendam alguma coisa sobre vocês mesmos
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Quem sabe até resolvam não voltar mais
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Essa eu posso responder agora A minha resposta é não não porque
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Sente se Johnson Obrigado senhor
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Meu escritório fica bem ali Se fizerem alguma palhaçada vão se ver comigo
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Alguma pergunta
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Eu Eu tenho uma pergunta
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O Barry Manilow sabe que o senhor roubou a roupa dele
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Vou responder à sua pergunta no sábado que vem
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Não se meta com touros se não quiser ser chifrado
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Esse cara é tarado por alunos
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Se comer os dedos vai perder a fome no almoço
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Sabe que eu já vi você
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Ei bine iată ne aici
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Vă felicit pentru că ați fost punctuali
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Îmi dați voie
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Cred că s a făcut o greșeală
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Știu că trebuie să stau sâmbăta la școală dar nu cred că locul meu e aici
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E ora 7 06
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Aveți fix opt ore și 54 de minute să vă gândiți
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la motivul pentru care sunteți aici
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Gândește te la cât de greșită e calea ta
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Nu aveți voie să vorbiți
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Nu aveți voie să vă ridicați de pe scaune
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Iar tu
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nu ai voie să dormi
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Ei bine oameni buni vom încerca să facem azi ceva diferit
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Vom scrie o compunere
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de cel puțin o mie de cuvinte
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În ea îmi veți descrie cine credeți că sunteți
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Dăm test Și când spun compunere e compunere
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Nu înseamnă un cuvânt repetat de o mie de ori
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E clar dle Bender
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Absolut Bine
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Poate vei învăța câte ceva despre tine însuți
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Poate te vei hotărî dacă vrei să te mai întorci aici
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Eu pot să răspund chiar acum dle Din partea mea e nu fiindcă
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Stai jos Johnson Vă mulțumesc dle
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Biroul meu e chiar acolo
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Nu vă sfătuiesc să vă țineți de prostii
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Aveți întrebări
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Da Am eu o întrebare
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Barry Manilow știe că i ați luat hainele din garderobă
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Răspunsul la întrebare îl veți afla dle Bender sâmbăta viitoare
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Nu te pune cu taurul tinere că vei fi luat în coarne
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Tipul ăsta e homosexual
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Dacă ți mănânci unghiile nu îți va mai fi foame la prânz
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Te am mai văzut să știi
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Так так все в сборе
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И вовремя поздравляю
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Простите сэр
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кажется произошла ошибка
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Честно говоря я не думаю что я все это заслужила
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Сейчас 7 06
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У вас ровно восемь часов и пятьдесят четыре минуты
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чтобы уяснить почему вы здесь
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осознать собственные ошибки
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Болтать нельзя
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вставать с мест тоже нельзя
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И учти
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не спать
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Итак сегодня вас ждет нечто новенькое
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Вы напишете сочинение
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Не меньше тысячи слов
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Изложите свои мысли о самих себе
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Это тест
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И это должно быть именно сочинение
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а не одно слово повторенное тысячу раз
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Все ясно мистер Бендер
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Кристально Отлично
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Вдруг это поможет вам разобраться в себе
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Вдруг вы захотите провести здесь еще один выходной
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На этот вопрос я могу ответить сразу сэр Нет Меня это не
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Садитесь Джонсон Спасибо сэр
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Мой кабинет в углу зала
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Хитрить не советую
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Вопросы
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Да один вопросик
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Бэрри Мэнилоу знает что вы опустошили его шкаф
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Я отвечу на ваш вопрос мистер Бендер в следующую субботу
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Не дразните быка юноша Напоретесь на рога
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Этот тип взбесившийся кобель
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Перестань грызть ногти аппетит испортишь
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Я видел тебя раньше
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Vaya vaya Aquí estamos
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Los felicito por llegar a tiempo
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Disculpe señor Creo que ha habido un error
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Sé que esto es detención pero creo que yo no debería estar aquí
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Ahora son las 7 06
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Tienen exactamente 8 horas y 54 minutos para pensar por qué están aquí
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Examinen el error de su conducta
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Y no tienen permiso para hablar
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No se moverán de estos asientos
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Y tampoco dormirán
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Hoy vamos a probar algo un poco distinto
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Vamos a escribir un ensayo de no menos de mil palabras
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describiendo quiénes creen que son Esto es una prueba
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Y cuando digo ensayo quiero decir ensayo
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No quiero decir una sola palabra repetida mil veces
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Está claro Sr Bender Clarísimo
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Bien Tal vez aprendan algo sobre Uds mismos
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Hasta tal vez decidan si quieren o no quieren regresar
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Puedo contestar eso ahora Yo diría que no porque
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Siéntate Johnson Gracias señor
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Mi oficina está cruzando ese pasillo Les sugiero que no hagan diabluras
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Alguna pregunta
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Sí Yo tengo una pregunta
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Barry Manilow sabe que Ud le roba la ropa
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Te contestaré esa pregunta el sábado que viene
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No juegues con el toro joven Te clavará los cuernos
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Ese señor es un verdadero canalla
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Si te sigues comiendo la mano no querrás almorzar
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Te conozco sabes
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Då så Här sitter ni
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Gratulerar ni är här i tid
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Ursäkta sir Jag tror att det har skett ett misstag
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Jag vet att det är kvarsittning men jag hör nog inte hemma här
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Klockan är nu 07 06
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Ni har exakt åtta timmar och 54 minuter på er att tänka på varför ni är här
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Fundera på de misstag ni gjort
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Ni får inte prata
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Ni ska sitta kvar på era platser
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Och du får inte sova
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Vi ska prova nåt annorlunda i dag
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Ni ska skriva en uppsats på minst 1000 ord
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som beskriver vilka ni tror att ni är Är det ett prov
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När jag säger uppsats så menar jag uppsats
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Det handlar inte om att repetera ett ord 1000 gånger
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Är det tydligt och klart mr Bender Kristallklart
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Bra Ni kanske lär er nåt om er själva
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Ni kanske till och med beslutar er om ifall ni tänker återvända hit
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Det kan jag svara på redan nu Det blir nej för mig för
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Sitt ner Johnson Tack sir
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Mitt kontor ligger mittemot korridoren Jag råder er att inte bråka
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Frågor
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Ja Jag har en fråga
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Vet Barry Manilow om att du stjäl ur hans garderob
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Jag ger dig svaret nästa lördag mr Bender
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Bråka inte med en tjur då kan du bli stångad
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Den mannen är bög
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Fortsätter du att tugga på handen så har du ingen aptit vid lunch
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Jag har sett dig förut
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ไง ไง มาถ งก นแล ว
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ย นด ด วยนะท มาก นตรงเวลา
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ขอโทษค ะ
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หน ค ดว าเป นเร องเข าใจผ ด
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หน ร ว าน เป นการก กบร เวณ แต หน ไม ค ดว าหน ควรอย ในน
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ตอนน เจ ดโมงหกนาท
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เธอม เวลาแปดช วโมงก บอ ก 54 นาท พอด
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ท จะค ดว าท าไมถ งมาอย ตรงน
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ค ดว าเธอท าผ ดอะไรบ าง
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พวกเธอห ามค ยก น
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ห ามล กจากเก าอ
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และนาย
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ห ามหล บ
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เอาล ะ น กเร ยน ว นน เราจะลองอะไรใหม ๆ ก น
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เราจะเข ยนเร ยงความ
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ยาวเก นหน งพ นค า
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อธ บายว าเธอค ดว าต วเองเป นใคร
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ข อสอบเหรอ ฉ นบอกว าเร ยงความก ค อเร ยงความ
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ฉ นไม ได ให เข ยนค าเด มพ นคร ง
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ช ดเจนไหม ค ณเบนเดอร
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ช ดแจ ว ด
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เธออาจได เร ยนร บางส งเก ยวก บต วเอง
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เธออาจถ งขนาดต ดส นใจว า เธอสนใจท จะกล บมาไหม
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ผมตอบได ตอนน เลยคร บ ผมขอตอบว าไม เพราะ
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น งลง จอห นส น ขอบค ณคร บ
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ห องท างานฉ นอย ตรงข าม
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การเล นแผลงๆ เป นเร องท ไม แนะน า
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ม ค าถามไหม
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ผมม ฮะ
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แบร ร แมน โลว ร ไหมว า คร ขโมยช ดเขามาใส
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ค ณเบนเดอร คร จะตอบค าถามน นให เสาร หน า
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อย าแกล งว ว พ อหน ม ไม ง นจะโดนขว ด
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หมอน นเป นเกย แน
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ถ าเธอเอาแต ก นม อต วเอง เธอไม ห วข าวกลางว นแน
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ฉ นเคยเห นเธอมาก อน
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Vay canına İşte herkes burada
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Zamanında geldiğiniz için sizi tebrik ederim
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Affedersiniz efendim Sanırım bir yanlışlık oldu
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Cezalı olduğumuzu biliyorum ama buraya ait olduğumu sanmıyorum
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Şu an saat 7 06
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Neden burada olduğunuzu düşünmek için tam sekiz saat 54 dakikanız var
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Nerede hata yaptığınızı düşünün
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Konuşamazsınız
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Yerinizden kalkmayacaksınız
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Ve uyumayacaksınız
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Pekala millet bugün biraz farklı bir şey deneyeceğiz
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En az 1000 kelimelik bir kompozisyon yazarak kim olduğunuzu düşündüğünüzü
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bana tarif edeceksiniz Bu bir sınav mı
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Kompozisyon derken gerçek bir kompozisyondan bahsediyorum
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1000 kez tekrarlanan tek bir kelimeyi kastetmiyorum
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Anlaşıldı mı Bay Bender Gayet iyi
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Güzel Belki kendinizle ilgili bir şey öğrenirsiniz
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Hatta belki buraya dönmek isteyip istemediğinize karar verirsiniz
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Ben buna hemen şimdi cevap verebilirim efendim Cevabım hayır çünkü
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Otur Johnson Sağ olun efendim
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Ofisim hemen koridorun karşısında Ters bir şey yapmanızı tavsiye etmem
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Sorusu olan var mı
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Evet Benim bir sorum var
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Barry Manilow gardırobunu karıştırdığınızı biliyor mu
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Bu sorunun cevabını haftaya cumartesi veririm Bay Bender
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Bana bulaşma delikanlı pişman olursun
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Bu adam bir homo
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Tırnaklarını yemeye devam edersen öğle yemeğinde acıkmayacaksın
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Seni daha önce gördüm
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Отакої Ось і ми
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Вітаю з тим що прийшли вчасно
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Перепрошую сер Гадаю трапилася помилка
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Це покарання але я не вважаю його заслуженим
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Зараз 7 06
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У вас є рівно вісім годин 54 хвилини щоб збагнути чому ви тут
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Обміркувати власні помилки
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Розмовляти не можна
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Вставати з місць теж не можна
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Спати тобі не можна
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Діти сьогодні ми спробуємо дещо нове
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Ви напишете твір не менше 1000 слів
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викладете що думаєте про себе Це тест
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Якщо я кажу твір саме його я й маю на увазі
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Це не одне слово повторене 1000 разів
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Зрозуміло містере Бендер Абсолютно
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Гаразд Може це допоможе вам пізнати себе краще
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Може вам навіть захочеться провести тут більше часу
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Я можу відповісти вже сер Відповідь ні бо
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Сядьте Джонсоне Дякую сер
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Мій кабінет в іншому кінці зали Хитрувати вам не раджу
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Є запитання
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Так Я маю запитання
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Баррі Манілов знає що ви обчистили його шафу
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Я відповім на ваше запитання наступної суботи містере Бендер
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Не дратуйте бика юначе напоретеся на роги
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Цей тип розлючений когут
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Не гризи нігті зіпсуєш апетит
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Я тебе вже колись бачив
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Các trò đây rồi
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Tôi chúc mừng các trò đã đến đúng giờ
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Thưa thầy
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Em nghĩ là có sai sót rồi
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Em biết đây là hình phạt cấm túc nhưng em không nghĩ em thuộc về nơi này
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Giờ là bảy giờ sáu phút
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Các trò có tám tiếng 54 phút để suy nghĩ vì sao các trò ở đây
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Để suy ngẫm về lỗi lầm của mình
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Không được nói chuyện
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Không được rời khỏi chỗ ngồi
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Và trò
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không được ngủ gật
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Các trò hôm nay chúng ta sẽ làm một chuyện khác với bình thường
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Các trò sẽ viết một bài tiểu luận
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không ít hơn 1000 chữ
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với đề tài các trò nghĩ các trò là ai Đây là một bài thi à
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Khi tôi nói tiểu luận thì phải là tiểu luận
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Không phải một từ lặp lại một ngàn lần
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Rõ chưa trò Bender
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Rõ như gương Tốt
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Có lẽ các trò sẽ hiểu thêm chút gì đó về bản thân
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Có thể các trò thậm chí còn muốn quay trở lại đây
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Em có thể trả lời ngay bây giờ Không với em thì không vì
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Ngồi xuống Johnson Cám ơn thầy
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Văn phòng của tôi ở ngay đối diện
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Và bất kỳ hành vi vi phạm nào đều là ngu ngốc
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Còn câu hỏi gì không
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Em có câu hỏi
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Barry Manilow có biết là thầy trộm quần áo ông ta không
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Tôi sẽ trả lời câu hỏi của trò anh Bender vào thứ bảy tuần sau
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Đừng đùa với bò tót chàng trai ạ kẻo bị húc
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Thằng cha đó đúng là đồ lạm quyền điên khùng
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Cứ gặm ngón tay đi đến trưa mày cũng sẽ không đói đâu
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Tao gặp mày rồi biết không
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Duration
166 seconds
Views
8,600
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:07
Uploaded
Feb 17, 2026
Production
Universal Pictures,A&M Films,Channel Productions
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Movie Summary
Five high school students meet in Saturday detention and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.



