Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time. Excuse me, sir. I...
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Richard Vernon:
Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time.
Claire Standish:
Excuse me, sir. I think there's been a mistake. I know it's detention, but I don't think I belong in here.
[Vernon ignores her and looks at his watch]
Richard Vernon:
It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about WHY you are here, to ponder the error of your ways.
[Bender spits out a wad of saliva in the air and catches with his mouth, prompting Claire to almost exclaim in disgust, but Vernon stops her by pointing]
Richard Vernon:
You may not talk.
[Brian tries to move to the chair next to him on the table]
Richard Vernon:
You will not move from these seats.
[to Bender, who is relaxing his feet on a chair, but Vernon pulls it out from under Bender's feet]
Richard Vernon:
And YOU... will not sleep. All right, people, we're going to try something a little different, today. We are going to write an essay of no less than a thousand words describing to me who you think you are.
[starts handing out sheets of paper]
John Bender:
Is this a test?
Richard Vernon:
And when I say 'essay' I mean 'essay' I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear, Mr. Bender?
Richard Vernon:
Cry-Stal.
Richard Vernon:
Good. Maybe you'll learn a little something about yourself. Maybe you'll decide, whether or not, you'd care to return.
Richard Vernon:
Uh, you know, I can answer that right now, sir. That'd be no... No from me, 'cause...
John Bender:
[contemptuously]
Sit down, Johnson.
Brian Johnson:
Thank you, sir.
Richard Vernon:
My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions?
John Bender:
Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Brian Johnson:
I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
[exits the library]
Richard Vernon:
That man... is a brownie-hound.
Transcript
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Hey how come Andrew gets to get up
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That's right
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If he gets up we'll all get up It'll be anarchy
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Watch the magazines
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It's out of my hands
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That's very clever sir but what if there's a fire
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I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children
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would be unwise at this juncture in your career sir
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All right What are you doing with this Get this out of here for God's sake
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What's the matter with you Come on
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 186
Timestamp in movie: 00h 17m 59s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Five high school students meet in Saturday detention and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.
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