The Cabin in the Woods quotes

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Five teenagers head off for a weekend at a secluded cabin in the woods. They arrive to find they are quite isolated with no means of communicating with the outside world. When the cellar door flings itself open, they of course go down to investigate. They find an odd assortment of relics and curios, but when one of the women, Dana, reads from a book, she awakens a family of deadly zombie killers. However, there's far more going on than meets the eye.

Director: Drew Goddard
Writer: Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard
Production: Mutant Enemy
Genre: horror
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Apr 2012
Awards: 20 wins & 34 nominations.


45 Clips & Quotes

Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:49 Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin That's not fair - The Cabin in the Woods 00:41 That's not fair I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19 I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand I'm so sorry I almost shot you - The Cabin in the Woods 00:36 I'm so sorry I almost shot you We work with what we have - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12 We work with what we have Don't take this lightly - The Cabin in the Woods 00:56 Don't take this lightly Statistical fact - The Cabin in the Woods 00:42 Statistical fact To make out with - The Cabin in the Woods 00:39 To make out with Giant evil gods - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23 Giant evil gods These fucking zombies - The Cabin in the Woods 00:28 These fucking zombies They have to make the choice of their own free will - The Cabin in the Woods 01:17 They have to make the choice of their own free will I had to dismember that guy with a trowel - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20 I had to dismember that guy with a trowel He had the conch in his hands - The Cabin in the Woods 00:43 He had the conch in his hands I'm on a reality TV show - The Cabin in the Woods 00:21 I'm on a reality TV show It was the pioneer days - The Cabin in the Woods 00:22 It was the pioneer days Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our shit - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20 Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our... The Japan crew should've had this in the ba - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23 The Japan crew should've had this in the ba I have the Harbinger on line two - The Cabin in the Woods 00:18 I have the Harbinger on line two They're like something from a nightmare - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23 They're like something from a nightmare This is way more interesting - The Cabin in the Woods 00:33 This is way more interesting It looks just like my girlfriend - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14 It looks just like my girlfriend We are not who we are - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19 We are not who we are What are you doing with these - The Cabin in the Woods 00:37 What are you doing with these Did you say you have Pop Tarts - The Cabin in the Woods 00:13 Did you say you have Pop Tarts Let's get this party started - The Cabin in the Woods 00:17 Let's get this party started I don't think Curt even has a cousin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14 I don't think Curt even has a cousin I'll fucking limp for help - The Cabin in the Woods 00:43 I'll fucking limp for help This we offer in humility and fear - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23 This we offer in humility and fear He's got a husband's bulge - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12 He's got a husband's bulge And I think I can get it to go down - The Cabin in the Woods 00:18 And I think I can get it to go down People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19 People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner It's the least I could do - The Cabin in the Woods 00:22 It's the least I could do You've seen horrible things - The Cabin in the Woods 00:54 You've seen horrible things Do we pipe it in - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20 Do we pipe it in Your basic human needs disgust me - The Cabin in the Woods 00:17 Your basic human needs disgust me It's it's women's issues - The Cabin in the Woods 02:00 It's it's women's issues Should we call Japan - The Cabin in the Woods 00:39 Should we call Japan I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards - The Cabin in the Woods 00:24 I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards The whole world - The Cabin in the Woods 00:26 The whole world We gotta lock this place down - The Cabin in the Woods 01:08 We gotta lock this place down There was a glitch - The Cabin in the Woods 01:21 There was a glitch Betting windows are closing - The Cabin in the Woods 00:46 Betting windows are closing You just sweat the chem - The Cabin in the Woods 00:30 You just sweat the chem Stockholm went south - The Cabin in the Woods 02:53 Stockholm went south I hope this is the right road - The Cabin in the Woods 00:27 I hope this is the right road

Cast

Marty - Fran Kranz
Sitterson - Richard Jenkins
Truman - Brian White
Lin - Amy Acker
Mordecai - Tim DeZarn
Ronald The Intern - Tom Lenk
Mathew Buckner - Dan Payne
Patience Buckner - Jodelle Ferland
Father Buckner - Dan Shea
Mother Buckner - Maya Massar
Judah Buckner - Matt Drake
Clean Man - Nels Lennarson
Labcoat Girl - Rukiya Bernard
Demo Guy #1 - Peter Kelamis
Demo Guy #2 - Adrian Holmes
Demo Girl - Chelah Horsdal
Operations Guy - Terry Chen
Accountant - Heather Doerksen
Elevator Guard - Patrick Sabongui
Lead Guard - Phillip Mitchell
Japanese Floaty Girl - Naomi Gantug
Military Liaison - Ellie Harvie
Werewolf Wrangler - Patrick Gilmore
Chem Department Guy - Brad Dryborough
Japanese Frog Girl - Emili Kawashima
Japanese School Girl - Aya Furukawa
Japanese School Girl - Maria Go
Japanese School Girl - Serena Akane Chi
Japanese School Girl - Abbey Imai
Japanese School Girl - Marina Ishibashi
Japanese School Girl - Miku Katsuura
Japanese School Girl - Alicia Takase Lui
Japanese School Girl - Jodi Tabuchi
Japanese School Girl - Sara Taira
Japanese School Girl - Alyssandra Yamamoto
Werewolf - Richard Cetrone
Sugarplum Fairy - Phoebe Galvan
Dismemberment Goblin - Simon Pidgeon
Dismemberment Goblin - Matt Phillips
Floating Witch - Lori Stewart
Fornicus - Lord of Bondage and Pain - Greg Zach
The Director - Sigourney Weaver
Werecat - Luke Burnyeat
Monster - Jo King
The Clown - Terry Notary