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"The Cabin in the Woods" quotes

The Cabin in the Woods poster
Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.

Director: Drew Goddard
Writer: Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard
Production: N/A
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $42,073,277
Released: 13 Apr 2012
Awards: 20 wins & 34 nominations

91 Clips

I hope this is the right road - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08
I hope this is the right road
You just sweat the chem Lin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09
You just sweat the chem Lin
Guys Guys - The Cabin in the Woods 00:36
Guys Guys
All right Last chance - The Cabin in the Woods 00:21
All right Last chance
You almost gave me a heart attack with that tunnel - The Cabin in the Woods 00:35
You almost gave me a heart attack with that tunnel
The whole world Marty - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19
The whole world Marty
True So should we call Japan - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12
True So should we call Japan
Your basic human needs disgust me Get out of here - The Cabin in the Woods 00:05
Your basic human needs disgust me Get out of here
We gotta lock this place down He's right - The Cabin in the Woods 00:35
We gotta lock this place down He's right
I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08
I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards
I mean I don't usually fall back on It's women's issues - The Cabin in the Woods 00:37
I mean I don't usually fall back on It's women's issues
Sold Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07
Sold Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally
This we offer in humility and fear - The Cabin in the Woods 00:11
This we offer in humility and fear
You've seen horrible things - The Cabin in the Woods 00:29
You've seen horrible things
And I think I can get it to go down - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07
And I think I can get it to go down
Thanks For being decent - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09
Thanks For being decent
Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our shit - The Cabin in the Woods 00:05
Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our...
Puppeteers - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09
Puppeteers
Army of nightmares huh - The Cabin in the Woods 00:15
Army of nightmares huh
He's got a husband bulge - The Cabin in the Woods 00:04
He's got a husband bulge
I don't think Curt even has a cousin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:04
I don't think Curt even has a cousin
Look you guys you stay in the Rambler - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20
Look you guys you stay in the Rambler
People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07
People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner
You seeing this Perfect record huh - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09
You seeing this Perfect record huh
Hey what is that What - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10
Hey what is that What
You should read this - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14
You should read this
Oh my God - The Cabin in the Woods 00:15
Oh my God
We are not who we are - The Cabin in the Woods 00:13
We are not who we are
What this What are you doing with these - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12
What this What are you doing with these
They're like something from a nightmare - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09
They're like something from a nightmare
I have the harbinger on line two - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08
I have the harbinger on line two
It was pioneer days - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08
It was pioneer days
Yeah I had to dismember that guy with a trowel - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12
Yeah I had to dismember that guy with a trowel
These fucking zombies - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08
These fucking zombies
Oh man I'm sorry - The Cabin in the Woods 00:16
Oh man I'm sorry
Good work zombie arm - The Cabin in the Woods 00:03
Good work zombie arm
Statistical fact - The Cabin in the Woods 00:17
Statistical fact
Don't take this lightly boy - The Cabin in the Woods 00:30
Don't take this lightly boy
That's not fair I had zombies too - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14
That's not fair I had zombies too
Giant evil gods - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12
Giant evil gods
Okay my turn - The Cabin in the Woods 00:32
Okay my turn
No they have to make the choice of their own free will - The Cabin in the Woods 00:25
No they have to make the choice of their own free will
We work with what we have - The Cabin in the Woods 00:04
We work with what we have
I'm so sorry I almost shot you - The Cabin in the Woods 00:30
I'm so sorry I almost shot you
Okay I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07
Okay I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here
Cleanse them Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:25
Cleanse them Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin
It's the least I could do - The Cabin in the Woods 00:22
It's the least I could do
It's it's women's issues - The Cabin in the Woods 02:00
It's it's women's issues
It was the pioneer days - The Cabin in the Woods 00:22
It was the pioneer days
The whole world - The Cabin in the Woods 00:26
The whole world
It looks just like my girlfriend - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14
It looks just like my girlfriend
I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards - The Cabin in the Woods 00:24
I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards
I'm so sorry I almost shot you - The Cabin in the Woods 00:36
I'm so sorry I almost shot you
I'm on a reality TV show - The Cabin in the Woods 00:21
I'm on a reality TV show
I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19
I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand
I'll fucking limp for help - The Cabin in the Woods 00:43
I'll fucking limp for help
I had to dismember that guy with a trowel - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20
I had to dismember that guy with a trowel
I hope this is the right road - The Cabin in the Woods 00:27
I hope this is the right road
I have the Harbinger on line two - The Cabin in the Woods 00:18
I have the Harbinger on line two
I don't think Curt even has a cousin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14
I don't think Curt even has a cousin
You've seen horrible things - The Cabin in the Woods 00:54
You've seen horrible things
Your basic human needs disgust me - The Cabin in the Woods 00:17
Your basic human needs disgust me
He's got a husband's bulge - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12
He's got a husband's bulge
He had the conch in his hands - The Cabin in the Woods 00:43
He had the conch in his hands
Giant evil gods - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23
Giant evil gods
Don't take this lightly - The Cabin in the Woods 00:56
Don't take this lightly
Do we pipe it in - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20
Do we pipe it in
Did you say you have Pop Tarts - The Cabin in the Woods 00:13
Did you say you have Pop Tarts
Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:49
Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin
Betting windows are closing - The Cabin in the Woods 00:46
Betting windows are closing
And I think I can get it to go down - The Cabin in the Woods 00:18
And I think I can get it to go down
You just sweat the chem - The Cabin in the Woods 00:30
You just sweat the chem
Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our shit - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20
Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our...
What are you doing with these - The Cabin in the Woods 00:37
What are you doing with these
We work with what we have - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12
We work with what we have
We gotta lock this place down - The Cabin in the Woods 01:08
We gotta lock this place down
We are not who we are - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19
We are not who we are
To make out with - The Cabin in the Woods 00:39
To make out with
This is way more interesting - The Cabin in the Woods 00:33
This is way more interesting
This we offer in humility and fear - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23
This we offer in humility and fear
They're like something from a nightmare - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23
They're like something from a nightmare
They have to make the choice of their own free will - The Cabin in the Woods 01:17
They have to make the choice of their own free will
These fucking zombies - The Cabin in the Woods 00:28
These fucking zombies
There was a glitch - The Cabin in the Woods 01:21
There was a glitch
The Japan crew should've had this in the ba - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23
The Japan crew should've had this in the ba
That's not fair - The Cabin in the Woods 00:41
That's not fair
Stockholm went south - The Cabin in the Woods 02:53
Stockholm went south
Statistical fact - The Cabin in the Woods 00:42
Statistical fact
Should we call Japan - The Cabin in the Woods 00:39
Should we call Japan
People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19
People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner
Let's get this party started - The Cabin in the Woods 00:17
Let's get this party started

Cast

Marty - Fran Kranz
Sitterson - Richard Jenkins
Truman - Brian White
Lin - Amy Acker
Mordecai - Tim DeZarn
Ronald The Intern - Tom Lenk
Mathew Buckner - Dan Payne
Patience Buckner - Jodelle Ferland
Father Buckner - Dan Shea
Mother Buckner - Maya Massar
Judah Buckner - Matt Drake
Clean Man - Nels Lennarson
Labcoat Girl - Rukiya Bernard
Demo Guy #1 - Peter Kelamis
Demo Guy #2 - Adrian Holmes
Demo Girl - Chelah Horsdal
Operations Guy - Terry Chen
Accountant - Heather Doerksen
Elevator Guard - Patrick Sabongui
Lead Guard - Phillip Mitchell
Japanese Floaty Girl - Naomi Gantug
Military Liaison - Ellie Harvie
Werewolf Wrangler - Patrick Gilmore
Chem Department Guy - Brad Dryborough
Japanese Frog Girl - Emili Kawashima
Japanese School Girl - Aya Furukawa
Japanese School Girl - Maria Go
Japanese School Girl - Serena Akane Chi
Japanese School Girl - Abbey Imai
Japanese School Girl - Marina Ishibashi
Japanese School Girl - Miku Katsuura
Japanese School Girl - Alicia Takase Lui
Japanese School Girl - Jodi Tabuchi
Japanese School Girl - Sara Taira
Japanese School Girl - Alyssandra Yamamoto
Werewolf - Richard Cetrone
Sugarplum Fairy - Phoebe Galvan
Dismemberment Goblin - Simon Pidgeon
Dismemberment Goblin - Matt Phillips
Floating Witch - Lori Stewart
Fornicus - Lord of Bondage and Pain - Greg Zach
The Director - Sigourney Weaver
Werecat - Luke Burnyeat
Monster - Jo King
The Clown - Terry Notary