Sitterson: Oh, man. I'm sorry. Hadley: He had the conch in his hands! Sitterson: I know. I know. A couple more minutes, who knows what might've happened? Yes. Hadley: I am never gonna see a merman.
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Sitterson:
Oh, man. I'm sorry.
Hadley:
He had the conch in his hands!
Sitterson:
I know. I know. A couple more minutes, who knows what might've happened? Yes.
Hadley:
I am never gonna see a merman. Ever.
Sitterson:
Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare.

Transcript:
Oh, man. I'm sorry.
- He had the conch in his hands.
- I know.
A couple more minutes,
who knows what might've happened?
I am never gonna see a merman. Ever.
Dude, be thankful.
Those things are terrifying.
And the cleanup on
them is a nightmare.
So, the Buckners.
Yeah, well, they may be zombified,
pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots..
But they're our zombified,
pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots.
With a hundred percent clearance rate.
True. So should we call Japan?
Tell them to take the
rest of the weekend off?
Yeah, right. They're Japanese.
What are they gonna do? Relax?
I'd just like to see them
fall on their asses, for once.
Oh, God, don't even joke.
Every other branch has air-balled.
We need the Japanese crew to get it
done. There's too much riding on this.

Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 38
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: horror
Summary: Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.


Actors

Sitterson - Richard Jenkins