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I mean I don't usually fall back on It's women's issuesBut child proofed how Gates and stuffDude she did the drawersWe don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna workshe's screwed in these
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The Cabin in the Woods

Oh, come on. It's a jinx. It- it guarantees that we won't get pregnant. And it takes me...

Hadley:
It's... hormonal. Yeah, I don't... usually fall back on, you know, it's-it's women's issues, but...Sitterson:But child-proofed how? Gates and stuff?Hadley:Dude, she did the drawers. We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work. She screwed in these little jobbies where you can't even open the drawers.Sitterson:At all?Hadley:No. They open, you know, like an inch, then you gotta dig your finger in. I mean, it's a nightmare.Sitterson:I guess sooner or later...Hadley:Yeah, well, a *lot* later. She did the *upper* cabinets. Kid'll be 30 before he can reach 'em, assuming, you know, we have a kid.P.A. Voice:Attention...Sitterson:It is natural for her to feel protective.Hadley:Don't even... You have women's issues.Sitterson:Please. You of all people.Hadley:Oh, come on. It's a jinx. It- it guarantees that we won't get pregnant. And it takes me about 20 minutes to get a fuckin' beer

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I mean I don't usually fall back on It's women's issues
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But child proofed how Gates and stuff
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Dude she did the drawers
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We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work
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she's screwed in these little jobbies where you can't even open the drawers
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At all
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No They open an inch then you gotta dig your finger in
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It's a nightmare I guess sooner or later
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Yeah a lot later She did the upper cabinets
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Kid will be 30 before he can reach them assuming we have a kid
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It is natural for her to feel protective
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Don't even You have women's issues
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Please You of all people
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Oh come on It's a jinx
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It guarantees that we won't get pregnant
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And it takes me about 20 minutes to get a fucking beer
Available in 4 languages
Duration
48 seconds
Views
759
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:03
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Production
Lionsgate,Mutant Enemy Productions

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Movie Summary

Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.

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