It's... hormonal. Yeah, I don't... usually fall back on, you...
It's... hormonal. Yeah, I don't... usually fall back on, you know, it's-it's women's issues, but...
But child-proofed how? Gates and stuff?
Dude, she did the drawers. We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work. She screwed in these little jobbies where you can't even open the drawers.
No. They open, you know, like an inch, then you gotta dig your finger in. I mean, it's a nightmare.
I guess sooner or later...
Yeah, well, a *lot* later. She did the *upper* cabinets. Kid'll be 30 before he can reach 'em, assuming, you know, we have a kid.
[P.A. message continues, indistinct]
It is natural for her to feel protective.
Don't even... You have women's issues.
Please. You of all people.
Oh, come on. It's a jinx. It- it guarantees that we won't get pregnant. And it takes me about 20 minutes to get a fuckin' beer.
I mean, I don't usually fall
back on.. It's women's issues.
But child-proofed how?
Gates and stuff?
Dude, she did the drawers.
We don't even know if this
whole fertility thing's gonna work..
she's screwed in these little jobbies
where you can't even open the drawers.
No. They open an inch,
then you gotta dig your finger in.
- It's a nightmare.
-I guess sooner or later..
Yeah, a lot later.
She did the upper cabinets.
Kid will be 30 before he can
reach them, assuming we have a kid.
It is natural for
her to feel protective.
Don't even.. You have women's issues.
Please. You of all people.
Oh, come on. It's a jinx.
It guarantees that
we won't get pregnant.
And it takes me about 20
minutes to get a fucking beer.
Stockholm went south.
I thought they were looking good.
I haven't seen the footage.
Word's just going around
Well, that's never
been a stable scenario.
Everyone knows you can't trust Swedes.
That means there's just Japan.
Japan and us.
It's not the first time
it's come down to that.
Japan has a perfect record.
We're number two. We try harder.
If we fail, then..
Please. We haven't
had a glitch since '98.
We know what we're doing, Lin.
Or we have it written down..
You guys better not
be messing around in there.
Does this mean you're not in
the betting pool this year? Big money.
I'm just saying, it's a key scenario.
No, I hear what you're saying.
In '98, it was the chem
department's fault, right?
Where do you work, again?
Wait. It's coming back to me, now.
It's gonna be a long weekend
if everyone's that puckered up.
You wanna come over Monday night?
I'm gonna pick up some power drills.
Liberate my cabinets.
Are you even listening to me?
Clip duration: 120 seconds
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Summary: Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.