It's... hormonal. Yeah, I don't... usually fall back on, you know, it's-it's women's...

[first lines] Hadley: It's... hormonal. Yeah, I don't... usually fall back on, you know, it's-it's women's issues, but... Sitterson: But child-proofed how? Gates and stuff? Hadley: Dude, she did the drawers. We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work. She screwed in these little jobbies where you can't even open the drawers. Sitterson: At all? Hadley: No. They open, you know, like an inch, then you gotta dig your finger in. I mean, it's a nightmare. Sitterson: I guess sooner or later... Hadley: Yeah, well, a *lot* later. She did the *upper* cabinets. Kid'll be 30 before he can reach 'em, assuming, you know, we have a kid. P.A. Voice: Attention... [P.A. message continues, indistinct] Sitterson: It is natural for her to feel protective. Hadley: Don't even... You have women's issues. Sitterson: Please. You of all people. Hadley: Oh, come on. It's a jinx. It- it guarantees that we won't get pregnant. And it takes me about 20 minutes to get a fuckin' beer.