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Statistical factCops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his carWhyThey fear this man They know he sees further than theyand he will bind them with ancient logics

The Cabin in the Woods

Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They...

The Cabin in the Woods • 2011

Marty:Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they... and he will bind them... with ancient logics

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Statistical fact

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Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car

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Why

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They fear this man They know he sees further than they

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and he will bind them with ancient logics

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That's the whole point

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Get off the grid right

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No cell phone reception

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No traffic cameras

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Go someplace for one goddamn weekend

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where they can't globally position my ass man

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You can This is the whole issue

Available in 3 languages

Duration

17 seconds

Views

799

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:30

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

horror, mystery, thriller

Production

Lionsgate,Mutant Enemy Productions

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Movie Summary

Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.

Actors

Curt Vaughn

Chris Hemsworth