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"The Cabin in the Woods" quotes

The Cabin in the Woods poster
Five friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.

Director: Drew Goddard
Writer: Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $42,073,277
Released: 13 Apr 2012
Awards: 20 wins & 34 nominations
You've seen horrible things - The Cabin in the Woods 00:29 You've seen horrible things Your basic human needs disgust me Get out of here - The Cabin in the Woods 00:05 Your basic human needs disgust me Get out of here You should read this - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14 You should read this You seeing this Perfect record huh - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 You seeing this Perfect record huh You like pain? - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 You like pain? You knuckleheads - The Cabin in the Woods 01:06 You knuckleheads You just sweat the chem Lin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 You just sweat the chem Lin Yeah I had to dismember that guy with a trowel - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12 Yeah I had to dismember that guy with a trowel Yeah, I don't think so. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 Yeah, I don't think so. Whoa. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 Whoa. Who? - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23 Who? Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our shit - The Cabin in the Woods 00:05 Whatever he's been smoking's been immunizing him to all our... What this What are you doing with these - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12 What this What are you doing with these What is this place? - The Cabin in the Woods 00:24 What is this place? Well, good luck with
your business, sir. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14 Well, good luck with your business, sir. We chose. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08 We chose. We are not who we are - The Cabin in the Woods 00:13 We are not who we are Turn the fucking music off. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:05 Turn the fucking music off. True So should we call Japan - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12 True So should we call Japan This we offer in humility and fear - The Cabin in the Woods 00:11 This we offer in humility and fear This we offer in humility and fear. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:11 This we offer in humility and fear. This isn't right. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:27 This isn't right. This is awesome. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19 This is awesome. They're like something from a nightmare - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 They're like something from a nightmare These fucking zombies - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08 These fucking zombies These fucking zombies. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08 These fucking zombies. The whole world Marty - The Cabin in the Woods 00:19 The whole world Marty The whole world, Marty. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:28 The whole world, Marty. The virgin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:11 The virgin The devil is defeated. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08 The devil is defeated. That's not fair I had zombies too - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14 That's not fair I had zombies too Thanks For being decent - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 Thanks For being decent Thank you. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 Thank you. Step out of the elevator!
Step out of the elevator! - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 Step out of the elevator! Step out of the elevator! Statistical fact - The Cabin in the Woods 00:17 Statistical fact Somebody help! - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07 Somebody help! Sold Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07 Sold Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally Puppeteers - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 Puppeteers People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07 People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner Okay my turn - The Cabin in the Woods 00:32 Okay my turn Okay I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07 Okay I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here Okay, Dana, come on. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 Okay, Dana, come on. Okay, baby. Let's see some boobies. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20 Okay, baby. Let's see some boobies. Oh man I'm sorry - The Cabin in the Woods 00:16 Oh man I'm sorry Oh my God - The Cabin in the Woods 00:15 Oh my God Oh, my God. It's.. beautiful. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:12 Oh, my God. It's.. beautiful. No! - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08 No! No, no. No fucking way! - The Cabin in the Woods 00:28 No, no. No fucking way! No they have to make the choice of their own free will - The Cabin in the Woods 00:25 No they have to make the choice of their own free will Nest is empty We're right on time - The Cabin in the Woods 00:13 Nest is empty We're right on time Nemo, man, you gotta wake up.
Your shit is topsy-turvy. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:14 Nemo, man, you gotta wake up. Your shit is topsy-turvy. Must be getting excited downstairs. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:06 Must be getting excited downstairs. Marty. Wait. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:09 Marty. Wait. Look out!
Get out of the way! Make a hole! - The Cabin in the Woods 00:15 Look out! Get out of the way! Make a hole! Look you guys you stay in the Rambler - The Cabin in the Woods 00:20 Look you guys you stay in the Rambler Let's get this party started. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:06 Let's get this party started. Lead officer Truman
to security command. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:23 Lead officer Truman to security command. It's you. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:17 It's you. It's time to give
someone else a chance. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:05 It's time to give someone else a chance. It's empty.
- Go. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:11 It's empty. - Go. It's so dark. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 It's so dark. It was pioneer days - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08 It was pioneer days I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards I'm thinking this thing
doesn't take credit cards. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards. I'm sorry - The Cabin in the Woods 00:34 I'm sorry I'm sorry I let you get attacked by
a werewolf and then ended the world. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:15 I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ende... I'm chilly. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:21 I'm chilly. I thought there'd be stars. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 I thought there'd be stars. I mean I don't usually fall back on It's women's issues - The Cabin in the Woods 00:48 I mean I don't usually fall back on It's women's issues I have the harbinger on line two - The Cabin in the Woods 00:08 I have the harbinger on line two I have a theory about all this. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:25 I have a theory about all this. I don't wanna.. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:18 I don't wanna.. I don't think Curt even has a cousin - The Cabin in the Woods 00:04 I don't think Curt even has a cousin How long do I have to stay down here? - The Cabin in the Woods 00:07 How long do I have to stay down here? How are you? - The Cabin in the Woods 00:28 How are you? Hey what is that What - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 Hey what is that What Hey. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:15 Hey. Hey, Holden. - The Cabin in the Woods 00:10 Hey, Holden. He's got a husband bulge - The Cabin in the Woods 00:04 He's got a husband bulge