Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up
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Steven:
I have this friend and he gave his cable guy $50 and then he got all the movie channels for free. You ever hear of anything like that? Chip Douglas:
[Walks slowly towards Steven]
You mean illegal cable? Steven:
Um... Yeah. Chip Douglas:
Who told you that? What is his name? I want it. Steven:
Just Forget it. Chip Douglas:
You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility! Steven:
No, please, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it. Chip Douglas:
[Bursts out laughing]
I'm just jerking your chain! Ha ha ha. The look on your face! Ha ha, you are too easy! [laughs harder] Chip Douglas:
Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up
I have this friend and he gave his cable guy $50 and then he got all the movie channels for free. You ever hear of anything like that? Chip Douglas:
[Walks slowly towards Steven]
You mean illegal cable? Steven:
Um... Yeah. Chip Douglas:
Who told you that? What is his name? I want it. Steven:
Just Forget it. Chip Douglas:
You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility! Steven:
No, please, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it. Chip Douglas:
[Bursts out laughing]
I'm just jerking your chain! Ha ha ha. The look on your face! Ha ha, you are too easy! [laughs harder] Chip Douglas:
Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up
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I have this friend and he gave his cable guy 50
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He got all the movie channels for free Did you ever hear of that
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You mean illegal cable Yeah
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Who told you that Forget it
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You're offering me a bribe
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Movie Summary
A lonely and mentally disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences.
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The Cable Guy
