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The Cable Guy

I forgive you. I only hope my neurologist will feel the same

[Steven has had enough playing "Porno Password" after being told the password is "clitoris"] Steven Kovacs:
I can't say that to my mother! Steven's father:
She can handle it. The Cable Guy:
It's just skin, Steven. Steven Kovacs:
I don't want to do it any more! Steven's father:
You're overreacting. Steven Kovacs:
No! You're all being fooled by him! He's not like this! H-He's a lunatic and a felon! The Cable Guy:
Whoa! Everybody just relax. We knew this would happen. Steven Kovacs:
Nothing is happening! Nothing is happening! The Cable Guy:
This is a safe place. You're with people who love you. Robin Harris, Steven's father, Steven's Mother:
We love you. Steven Kovacs:
I hate you! Get out of my life! The Cable Guy:
He's projecting all of his anger onto me. Maybe I should go. Robin Harris:
[to Cable Guy]
No. [to Steven] Robin Harris:
Steven, you are being an asshole! Steven Kovacs:
What? The Cable Guy:
Do you see what's happening? You're hitting bottom. [Cable Guy gets up from the couch and starts moving towards Steven] Steven Kovacs:
You stay away from me! The Cable Guy:
This is where the healing begins. Come on. Come on! [quickly leans in close to Steven and whispers] The Cable Guy:
Robin showed me the birthmark on her left shoulder. It's *very* sexy [slurps with his tongue] The Cable Guy:
[Steven proceeds to deck him; the family members gather around him in shock] The Cable Guy:
[nursing his wound]
Thank you for the delightful evening, everyone. I guess I'll be leaving now. [to Steven] The Cable Guy:
I forgive you. I only hope my neurologist will feel the same

Full Transcript

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That's so sad that you know that
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Anyway the cable company in town fired a guy six months ago
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named Darrin Stephens
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His boss was Larry Tate from a show called Bewitched
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He's not with the cable company Yahtzee
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They fired him for stalking customers You better lock up tight
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In the Sam Sweet Trial the jury is close to a verdict
Duration
36 seconds
Views
652
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:35
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2022
Genres
Production
Columbia Pictures,Brillstein-Grey Entertainment,Licht/Mueller Film Corporation

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Movie Summary

A lonely and mentally disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences.

Actors

George Segal
Steven's Father
Jim Carrey
The Cable Guy
Leslie Mann
Robin Harris