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"The Cannonball Run" quotes

The Cannonball Run poster
A wide variety of eccentric competitors participate in a wild and illegal cross-country road race. However, the eccentric entrants will do anything to win the road race, including low-down, dirty tricks.

Director: Hal Needham
Writer: Brock Yates
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, sport
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 28/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $72,179,579
Released: 19 Jun 1981
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

63 video clips

Doctor Nikolas Van HelsingJ.j. McclureVictor PrinsiJ. J. McclureJamie BlakeFenderbaumSubaru Driver #1BikerThe GreekSheik's SisterOrganizerBatmanMad DogShaky FinchMelTerryDesk ClerkChief BikerMom GoldfarbPamelaA. F. FoytVictor PrinzimFemale Cop Pulling Over Lamborghini Babes
I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man - The Cannonball Run 00:24 I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man We can't have a car with numbers on it - The Cannonball Run 00:57 We can't have a car with numbers on it You probably didn't realize this - The Cannonball Run 00:47 You probably didn't realize this How can I help you - The Cannonball Run 00:44 How can I help you I've trust you had a pleasant day - The Cannonball Run 03:05 I've trust you had a pleasant day I'm Nikolas Van Helsing - The Cannonball Run 00:20 I'm Nikolas Van Helsing That's the way it's done - The Cannonball Run 00:05 That's the way it's done That's been done - The Cannonball Run 00:05 That's been done Nice car Father Thank you asshole - The Cannonball Run 00:07 Nice car Father Thank you asshole Listen to what I'm telling you - The Cannonball Run 00:20 Listen to what I'm telling you But let's stay positively - The Cannonball Run 00:19 But let's stay positively He can say that - The Cannonball Run 01:04 He can say that Where's he gonna sit - The Cannonball Run 00:15 Where's he gonna sit Why'd he call me Shorty - The Cannonball Run 00:10 Why'd he call me Shorty My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens - The Cannonball Run 00:32 My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the... You ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate - The Cannonball Run 00:12 You ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate We're trying to win a race - The Cannonball Run 00:15 We're trying to win a race Terrorists my dimpled ass - The Cannonball Run 00:22 Terrorists my dimpled ass How do you all feel now that you have raped the American highways - The Cannonball Run 00:08 How do you all feel now that you have raped the American... I'm gonna go get a beer - The Cannonball Run 00:09 I'm gonna go get a beer You can't come in here - The Cannonball Run 00:16 You can't come in here Hello hot pants - The Cannonball Run 00:10 Hello hot pants Look at the chicks - The Cannonball Run 00:11 Look at the chicks I must warn you - The Cannonball Run 00:12 I must warn you And those priests Weren't fathers - The Cannonball Run 00:09 And those priests Weren't fathers You all are certainly the most distinguished group - The Cannonball Run 00:10 You all are certainly the most distinguished group We'll do this again - The Cannonball Run 00:06 We'll do this again He was committed yesterday - The Cannonball Run 00:17 He was committed yesterday It's kinda tough to get close to you - The Cannonball Run 00:21 It's kinda tough to get close to you I'd like to welcome you all - The Cannonball Run 00:17 I'd like to welcome you all Don't worry about him - The Cannonball Run 00:15 Don't worry about him We do not have a female patient in the back - The Cannonball Run 00:13 We do not have a female patient in the back S the way it's done - The Cannonball Run 00:14 S the way it's done I wonder why that guy parked his truck in the lobby - The Cannonball Run 00:16 I wonder why that guy parked his truck in the lobby We want to give you our blessing - The Cannonball Run 00:27 We want to give you our blessing It only hurts when I point - The Cannonball Run 00:11 It only hurts when I point Are you one of those volleyballers - The Cannonball Run 00:06 Are you one of those volleyballers I gotta go to the john - The Cannonball Run 00:16 I gotta go to the john What in the hell was that - The Cannonball Run 00:10 What in the hell was that You used to drive that Formula One - The Cannonball Run 00:12 You used to drive that Formula One You the one running this fleabag - The Cannonball Run 00:08 You the one running this fleabag That's a good looking piece - The Cannonball Run 00:20 That's a good looking piece You've got yourself some competition - The Cannonball Run 00:08 You've got yourself some competition Might be easier with your lights on - The Cannonball Run 00:17 Might be easier with your lights on That's not a very sporting way to win - The Cannonball Run 00:04 That's not a very sporting way to win I can't see shit - The Cannonball Run 00:08 I can't see shit J J you son of a - The Cannonball Run 00:04 J J you son of a Am Captain Chaos - The Cannonball Run 00:26 Am Captain Chaos I'm on Wall Street - The Cannonball Run 00:09 I'm on Wall Street Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard - The Cannonball Run 00:09 Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the... I gotta lotta goodies for you guys and a Big Gulp Dr Pepper for me - The Cannonball Run 00:15 I gotta lotta goodies for you guys and a Big Gulp Dr Pepper... If we were Methodists - The Cannonball Run 00:08 If we were Methodists I can't believe this is happening to me - The Cannonball Run 00:16 I can't believe this is happening to me I am here to participate in your little jaunt to California - The Cannonball Run 00:26 I am here to participate in your little jaunt to California And we gonna have a lot of fun - The Cannonball Run 01:14 And we gonna have a lot of fun I've saved that woman's dog - The Cannonball Run 00:58 I've saved that woman's dog It's a foot race - The Cannonball Run 00:32 It's a foot race The hell was that - The Cannonball Run 00:08 The hell was that You know what I like best about trees - The Cannonball Run 00:18 You know what I like best about trees Almost everything I wear is pink - The Cannonball Run 00:12 Almost everything I wear is pink

Cast

J. J. McClure - Burt Reynolds
Seymour - Roger Moore
Pamela - Farrah Fawcett
Victor Prinzim - Dom DeLuise
Jamie Blake - Dean Martin
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