The Cannonball Run quotes

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This comedy movie brings Burt Reynolds, Sir Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett, Dom DeLuise, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr. and an all-star cast to the starting line of the ultimate auto race, a madcap cross-country scramble that roars full-speed ahead. This action-comedy was inspired by an actual event: the Cannonball Baker Sea-To-Shining-Sea Memorial Trophy Dash, an anything goes, all-stops-out, and very much illegal, competition that has grown to legendary proportions within the last ten years.

Director: Hal Needham
Writer: Brock Yates
Production: Golden Harvest Company
Genre: action, comedy, sport
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 28/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $72,179,579
Released: 19 Jun 1981
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations.


53 Clips & Quotes

I'm Nikolas Van Helsing - The Cannonball Run 00:56 I'm Nikolas Van Helsing That's been done - The Cannonball Run 00:16 That's been done But don't you ever tell me where you found him - The Cannonball Run 00:24 But don't you ever tell me where you found him I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man - The Cannonball Run 00:24 I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man He can say that - The Cannonball Run 01:32 He can say that I must warn you - The Cannonball Run 00:13 I must warn you Listen to what I'm telling you - The Cannonball Run 00:31 Listen to what I'm telling you We can't have a car with numbers on it - The Cannonball Run 00:57 We can't have a car with numbers on it Where's he gonna sit - The Cannonball Run 00:35 Where's he gonna sit My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens - The Cannonball Run 00:43 My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the... But let's stay positively - The Cannonball Run 01:08 But let's stay positively You ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate - The Cannonball Run 00:26 You ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate We're trying to win a race - The Cannonball Run 00:21 We're trying to win a race He was committed yesterday - The Cannonball Run 00:25 He was committed yesterday Don't worry about him - The Cannonball Run 00:29 Don't worry about him You can't come in here - The Cannonball Run 00:28 You can't come in here We want to give you our blessing - The Cannonball Run 01:06 We want to give you our blessing Look at the chicks - The Cannonball Run 00:27 Look at the chicks We'll do this again - The Cannonball Run 00:14 We'll do this again Who do you think you are - The Cannonball Run 00:47 Who do you think you are You probably didn't realize this - The Cannonball Run 00:47 You probably didn't realize this You used to drive that Formula One - The Cannonball Run 00:22 You used to drive that Formula One It's kinda tough to get close to you - The Cannonball Run 01:13 It's kinda tough to get close to you That's a good looking piece - The Cannonball Run 00:46 That's a good looking piece We do not have a female patient in the back - The Cannonball Run 00:41 We do not have a female patient in the back Might be easier with your lights on - The Cannonball Run 00:14 Might be easier with your lights on I'm gonna go get a beer - The Cannonball Run 00:26 I'm gonna go get a beer I can't see shit - The Cannonball Run 00:10 I can't see shit Some kind of nut - The Cannonball Run 00:44 Some kind of nut How can I help you - The Cannonball Run 00:44 How can I help you S the way it's done - The Cannonball Run 00:22 S the way it's done Am Captain Chaos - The Cannonball Run 00:31 Am Captain Chaos I wonder why that guy parked his truck in the lobby - The Cannonball Run 00:31 I wonder why that guy parked his truck in the lobby I gotta lotta goodies for you guys and a Big Gulp Dr Pepper for me - The Cannonball Run 00:37 I gotta lotta goodies for you guys and a Big Gulp Dr Pepper... It only hurts when I point - The Cannonball Run 00:12 It only hurts when I point Are you one of those volleyballers - The Cannonball Run 00:14 Are you one of those volleyballers I am here to participate in your little jaunt to California - The Cannonball Run 00:53 I am here to participate in your little jaunt to California Why'd he call me Shorty - The Cannonball Run 00:16 Why'd he call me Shorty I gotta go to the john - The Cannonball Run 00:16 I gotta go to the john What in the hell was that - The Cannonball Run 00:24 What in the hell was that You the one running this fleabag - The Cannonball Run 00:21 You the one running this fleabag You've got yourself some competition - The Cannonball Run 00:14 You've got yourself some competition That's not a very sporting way to win - The Cannonball Run 00:20 That's not a very sporting way to win I'm on Wall Street - The Cannonball Run 00:31 I'm on Wall Street Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard - The Cannonball Run 00:19 Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard I can't believe this is happening to me - The Cannonball Run 00:35 I can't believe this is happening to me And we gonna have a lot of fun - The Cannonball Run 03:25 And we gonna have a lot of fun I've saved that woman's dog - The Cannonball Run 01:40 I've saved that woman's dog I've trust you had a pleasant day - The Cannonball Run 03:05 I've trust you had a pleasant day It's a foot race - The Cannonball Run 00:28 It's a foot race The hell was that - The Cannonball Run 00:14 The hell was that You know what I like best about trees - The Cannonball Run 00:34 You know what I like best about trees Almost everything I wear is pink - The Cannonball Run 00:17 Almost everything I wear is pink

Cast

J. J. McClure - Burt Reynolds
Seymour - Roger Moore
Pamela - Farrah Fawcett
Victor Prinzim - Dom DeLuise
Jamie Blake - Dean Martin
Fenderbaum - Sammy Davis Jr.
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing - Jack Elam
Marcie - Adrienne Barbeau
Terry - Terry Bradshaw
Subaru Driver #1 - Jackie Chan
Brad - Bert Convy
Sheik - Jamie Farr
Chief Biker - Peter Fonda
A. F. Foyt - George Furth
Subaru Driver #2 - Michael Hui
Sheik's Sister - Bianca Jagger
Mom Goldfarb - Molly Picon
The Greek - Jimmy 'The Greek' Snyder
Mel - Mel Tillis
Mad Dog - Rick Aviles
Shakey Finch - Warren Berlinger
Jill - Tara Buckman
Desk Clerk - John Fiedler
Petoski - Norman Grabowski
Polish Racing Driver - Joe Klecko
Chair Person - Grayce Spence
Biker - Robert Tessier
Batman - Alfie Wise
TV Talk Show Host - Johnny Yune
Seymour's Girl - Lois Hamilton
Seymour's Girl - Simone Burton
Seymour's Girl - Finele Carpenter
Seymour's Girl - Susan McDonald
Seymour's Girl - Janet Woytak
Pennsylvania Patrolman - Ben Rogers
Missouri Patrolman #1 - James C. Lewis
California Patrolman #1 - Fred Smith
Connecticut Patrolman - Roy Tatum
New Jersey Patrolman #1 - Dudley Remus
New Jersey Patrolman #2 - Hal Carter
Organizer - Brock Yates
Starting Girl - Kathleen M. Shea
Phone Booth Lady - Nancy Austin
Car Hop Waitress - Vickie Reigle
California Highway Patrolman #2 - Bob Stenner
California Highway Patrolman #3 - Ken Squier
Bedouin - Samir Kamoun
Arthur Rose - John Megna
Dour Lady - Linda McClure
Lady in Distress - Laura Lizer Sommers
Trans Am Driver - Richard Losee
Farmboy - Richie Burns Wright
Race Car Assistant - Steve Dressler
Girl in Crowd - Renee McCullah
Kicked by Jackie Chan - Dave Mungenast Sr.
Ambulance EMT - Hal Needham
Female Cop Pulling Over Lamborghini Babes - Valerie Perrine
Missouri Passerby - Tim R. Worley