I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate...
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Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing:
I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing.
J.J. McClure:
You may be a little over qualified for this job.
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Nicholas Van Helsing professor of proctology
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and other related tendencies
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Graduate of the University of Rangoon
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and assorted night classes
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at the Knoxville Tennessee College of Faith Healing
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You may be a little overqualified for this job
Clip duration: 20 seconds
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Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 38s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, sport
Summary: A wide variety of eccentric competitors participate in a wild and illegal cross-country road race. However, the eccentric entrants will do anything to win the road race, including low-down, dirty tricks.
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00:05 That's been done
00:24 I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man
01:04 He can say that
00:12 I must warn you
00:20 Listen to what I'm telling you
00:57 We can't have a car with numbers on it
00:15 Where's he gonna sit
00:32 My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the...
00:19 But let's stay positively
00:12 You ARE going to take the shortcut to the Interstate
00:15 We're trying to win a race
00:17 He was committed yesterday
00:15 Don't worry about him
00:16 You can't come in here
00:27 We want to give you our blessing
00:11 Look at the chicks
00:06 We'll do this again
00:47 You probably didn't realize this
00:12 You used to drive that Formula One
00:21 It's kinda tough to get close to you