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[At the Portofino Inn, Victor, in his Captain Chaos persona, saves a woman's dog from drowning in the bay and is hailed a hero, but J.J. is furious, as his selfless act cost him and J.J. the championship win] Victor Prinsi:
[as Captain Chaos]
J.J., I've saved that woman's dog. J.J. McClure:
[furious]
Victor... we could've won that race. Do ya understand what I'm telling you? We could've won it! Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing:
You understand that? You had to go and pull that stupid stunt. Pamela Glover:
He's right, Victor. J.J. McClure:
We are sick of Captain Chaos. We are so sick of Captain Chaos that we could throw up. So you know what, Victor? There's not gonna be anymore Captain Chaos. [grabs and rip off the mask from Victor's head; yells] J.J. McClure:
No more! Ya see what I'm telling you? No more! [snatches Victor cape and slams it on the ground] J.J. McClure:
No more Captain Chaos EVER! Now what do ya think of that? [crowd laughs as Victor seemingly feels broken-hearten over J.J. act of poor sportsmanship] Victor Prinsi:
I don't care, because... [changes into a new superhero persona with a American flag-like mask and cape] Victor Prinsi:
I've always wanted be... Captain USA! Da-Da-DUM! [J.J. and the racer laughs] Victor Prinsi:
It's a dirty job, but somebody go to do it
[as Captain Chaos]
J.J., I've saved that woman's dog. J.J. McClure:
[furious]
Victor... we could've won that race. Do ya understand what I'm telling you? We could've won it! Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing:
You understand that? You had to go and pull that stupid stunt. Pamela Glover:
He's right, Victor. J.J. McClure:
We are sick of Captain Chaos. We are so sick of Captain Chaos that we could throw up. So you know what, Victor? There's not gonna be anymore Captain Chaos. [grabs and rip off the mask from Victor's head; yells] J.J. McClure:
No more! Ya see what I'm telling you? No more! [snatches Victor cape and slams it on the ground] J.J. McClure:
No more Captain Chaos EVER! Now what do ya think of that? [crowd laughs as Victor seemingly feels broken-hearten over J.J. act of poor sportsmanship] Victor Prinsi:
I don't care, because... [changes into a new superhero persona with a American flag-like mask and cape] Victor Prinsi:
I've always wanted be... Captain USA! Da-Da-DUM! [J.J. and the racer laughs] Victor Prinsi:
It's a dirty job, but somebody go to do it
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J J I saved that woman's dog
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Victor we could have won that race
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You understand what I'm telling you We could have won
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You understand that
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You had to go pull that stupid stunt
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He's right Victor
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We are sick of Captain Chaos
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We are so sick of Captain Chaos we could throw up
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So you know what Victor
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There's not gonna be any more Captain Chaos
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No more You see what I'm telling you
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No more Captain Chaos
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Now what do you think of that
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I don't care because
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I've always wanted to be
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Captain USA
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It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it
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Movie Summary
A wide variety of eccentric competitors participate in a wild and illegal cross-country road race. However, the eccentric entrants will do anything to win the road race, including low-down, dirty tricks.


