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[Dr. Frank Wilson has been brought in to view the artifact removed from the flying saucer] Frank:
It's beautiful. General Stilton:
Don't you have any other observations? Frank:
Only that it looks like an artichoke, sir. General Stilton:
We know it looks like an artichoke, Wilson. What makes it tick? Frank:
Mayonnaise? General Stilton:
Negative. Frank:
No, no, I was only joking, sir. I do have a theory, sir. Actually in line with the work I've been doing. I have a hunch it's tapping The primal mainstream, General. General Stilton:
The "primal mainstream"? Frank:
The primal mainstream, yes. It's everywhere, General. Only on different frequencies. The whole electromagnetic spectrum. Cosmic, gamma, X-rays, ultraviolet, visible light, infrared, radio waves... and do you know how much we finite human beings can possibly tune into? With our senses? Less than five percent. The universe makes it own energy, General. We even make it ourselves. Yes, take biofeedback, for instance. Why, if I taped terminals to your head, General, your brain could run an Electric train. General Stilton:
[incredulous]
Electric train? Frank:
[realizing he's messed up]
I'm sorry, General, I thought... Perhaps Electric train wasn't the most apt... Dr. Heffel:
[wheeling him out of the room]
That'll be all, Wilson. Thank you very much. Frank:
You let me have that for a couple of months, General. And I promise you... Dr. Heffel:
[throwing him out of the room]
Thank you. General Stilton:
A couple of months? Dr. Heffel? Dr. Heffel:
Yes, General? General Stilton:
I WANT ACTION!
It's beautiful. General Stilton:
Don't you have any other observations? Frank:
Only that it looks like an artichoke, sir. General Stilton:
We know it looks like an artichoke, Wilson. What makes it tick? Frank:
Mayonnaise? General Stilton:
Negative. Frank:
No, no, I was only joking, sir. I do have a theory, sir. Actually in line with the work I've been doing. I have a hunch it's tapping The primal mainstream, General. General Stilton:
The "primal mainstream"? Frank:
The primal mainstream, yes. It's everywhere, General. Only on different frequencies. The whole electromagnetic spectrum. Cosmic, gamma, X-rays, ultraviolet, visible light, infrared, radio waves... and do you know how much we finite human beings can possibly tune into? With our senses? Less than five percent. The universe makes it own energy, General. We even make it ourselves. Yes, take biofeedback, for instance. Why, if I taped terminals to your head, General, your brain could run an Electric train. General Stilton:
[incredulous]
Electric train? Frank:
[realizing he's messed up]
I'm sorry, General, I thought... Perhaps Electric train wasn't the most apt... Dr. Heffel:
[wheeling him out of the room]
That'll be all, Wilson. Thank you very much. Frank:
You let me have that for a couple of months, General. And I promise you... Dr. Heffel:
[throwing him out of the room]
Thank you. General Stilton:
A couple of months? Dr. Heffel? Dr. Heffel:
Yes, General? General Stilton:
I WANT ACTION!
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It's beautiful
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Don't you have any other observation
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Only that it looks like an artichoke sir
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We know it looks like an artichoke Wilson
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What makes it tick
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Mayonnaise
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Negative
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Oh no no I was only joking sir
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I do have a theory sir
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actually in line with the work I've been doing
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I have a hunch it's tapping the primal mainstream General
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STILTON The primal mainstream
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The primal mainstream yes it's everywhere General
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only on different frequencies
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The whole electro magnetic spectrum
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Uh Cosmic gamma
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X rays ultraviolet visible light
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infrared radio waves And do you know
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how much we finite human beings can probably tune into
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With our senses
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SCOFFING Less than five percent
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The universe makes its own energy General
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We even make it ourselves
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Yes take biofeedback for instance
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Why if I taped terminals to your head General
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your brain could run an electric train
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Electric train
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HEFFEL I'm sorry General I thought
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Perhaps electric train wasn't the most apt
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That'll be all Wilson Thank you very much
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You let me have that for a couple of months General
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Movie Summary
Three scientists help an Alien feline, stranded on Earth, to repair its damaged spacecraft in order to return home but their efforts are hampered by inept army officials and foreign spies.


