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"The Cat in the Hat" quotes

The Cat in the Hat poster
Two bored children have their lives turned upside down when a talking cat comes to visit them.

Director: Bo Welch
Writer: Dr. Seuss, Alec Berg, David Mandel
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 19/100
ImdbRating: 4.1
BoxOffice: $101,149,285
Released: 21 Nov 2003
Awards: 7 wins & 22 nominations

127 video clips

SallyThe CatConradFemale Club-goerThing TwoMrs. KwanQuinnMomMr. HumberfloobJim McfinniganNarrator
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Like being in the circus - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 Like being in the circus I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident - The Cat in the Hat 00:05 I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident Here she is the super luxurious - The Cat in the Hat 00:21 Here she is the super luxurious Dirty hoe - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 Dirty hoe Someone else should drive - The Cat in the Hat 00:45 Someone else should drive You pay this woman to sit on babies - The Cat in the Hat 00:11 You pay this woman to sit on babies Son of a bi - The Cat in the Hat 00:04 Son of a bi Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away - The Cat in the Hat 00:14 Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away Don't belittle me - The Cat in the Hat 00:33 Don't belittle me Homina homina homina homina - The Cat in the Hat 00:15 Homina homina homina homina Where did you come from - The Cat in the Hat 00:20 Where did you come from Hey Rhode Island license plate - The Cat in the Hat 00:05 Hey Rhode Island license plate Without my hat I'm just your garden variety six foot tall talking cat - The Cat in the Hat 00:06 Without my hat I'm just your garden variety six foot... Taiwanese parliament Taiwanese parliament - The Cat in the Hat 00:10 Taiwanese parliament Taiwanese parliament Who are you - The Cat in the Hat 00:34 Who are you There is a third option - The Cat in the Hat 00:23 There is a third option Children this cat is currently in violation of - The Cat in the Hat 00:09 Children this cat is currently in violation of A dog goes woof woof - The Cat in the Hat 00:07 A dog goes woof woof Listen convex you probably don't wanna do that - The Cat in the Hat 00:20 Listen convex you probably don't wanna do that Hey socks can it This cat should not be here - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 Hey socks can it This cat should not be here Scream and run - The Cat in the Hat 00:03 Scream and run This is where they buried my brother - The Cat in the Hat 00:05 This is where they buried my brother So what do we do - The Cat in the Hat 00:18 So what do we do Come on kids You gonna listen to him - The Cat in the Hat 00:06 Come on kids You gonna listen to him I'm more comfortable with that really yeah - The Cat in the Hat 00:10 I'm more comfortable with that really yeah I'm not going to military school - The Cat in the Hat 00:13 I'm not going to military school Oh my word - The Cat in the Hat 00:03 Oh my word If you're both staying remember the rules - The Cat in the Hat 00:15 If you're both staying remember the rules What do you mean you're leaving - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 What do you mean you're leaving Listen kid - The Cat in the Hat 00:06 Listen kid Stop this right now - The Cat in the Hat 00:17 Stop this right now Cat you need to clean this mess up pronto - The Cat in the Hat 00:12 Cat you need to clean this mess up pronto Oh yeah - The Cat in the Hat 00:03 Oh yeah Anything for my little Princess - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 Anything for my little Princess If this were my house I'd be furious - The Cat in the Hat 00:05 If this were my house I'd be furious First I'd like to welcome aboard - The Cat in the Hat 00:13 First I'd like to welcome aboard If your house is as messy as last time - The Cat in the Hat 00:11 If your house is as messy as last time Why am I sneezing - The Cat in the Hat 00:11 Why am I sneezing Well what would you do if your mother asked you - The Cat in the Hat 00:57 Well what would you do if your mother asked you No This was my fault I'll take the blame - The Cat in the Hat 00:36 No This was my fault I'll take the blame You should've seen the look on your face - The Cat in the Hat 00:23 You should've seen the look on your face What do you want now - The Cat in the Hat 00:18 What do you want now Got it Come on let's go - The Cat in the Hat 00:04 Got it Come on let's go All right kids - The Cat in the Hat 00:07 All right kids A dog goes woof woof - The Cat in the Hat 00:07 A dog goes woof woof Air bag. Standard. - The Cat in the Hat 00:12 Air bag. Standard. All right kids - The Cat in the Hat 00:09 All right kids And now, for the indoor stair luge! - The Cat in the Hat 00:21 And now, for the indoor stair luge! And you're ugly just like your mum - The Cat in the Hat 00:04 And you're ugly just like your mum Anything for my little Princess - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 Anything for my little Princess Cat you need to clean this mess up pronto - The Cat in the Hat 00:12 Cat you need to clean this mess up pronto Children this cat is currently in violation of - The Cat in the Hat 00:09 Children this cat is currently in violation of Children, would you like to watch television with me? - The Cat in the Hat 00:07 Children, would you like to watch television with me? Come on kids You gonna listen to him - The Cat in the Hat 00:06 Come on kids You gonna listen to him Come on, things! Let's go! - The Cat in the Hat 00:22 Come on, things! Let's go! Conrad, help! - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 Conrad, help! Conrad? - The Cat in the Hat 00:09 Conrad? Don't belittle me - The Cat in the Hat 00:33 Don't belittle me Good riddance. - The Cat in the Hat 00:07 Good riddance. Hey, Rhode Island license plate. - The Cat in the Hat 00:05 Hey, Rhode Island license plate. Hey Rhode Island license plate - The Cat in the Hat 00:05 Hey Rhode Island license plate Hey socks can it This cat should not be here - The Cat in the Hat 00:08 Hey socks can it This cat should not be here Hi. - The Cat in the Hat 00:25 Hi. Ho! - The Cat in the Hat 00:17 Ho! Homina homina homina homina - The Cat in the Hat 00:15 Homina homina homina homina I did it. I did it. - The Cat in the Hat 00:31 I did it. I did it. I don't think the little girl's even trying. - The Cat in the Hat 00:31 I don't think the little girl's even trying. I got you! - The Cat in the Hat 00:21 I got you! I'm sending Conrad away - The Cat in the Hat 00:30 I'm sending Conrad away "U" in the middle - The Cat in the Hat 00:07 "U" in the middle I'd love to buy some. - The Cat in the Hat 00:24 I'd love to buy some. Identical sister mitzy. .. - The Cat in the Hat 00:06 Identical sister mitzy. .. If your house is as messy as last time - The Cat in the Hat 00:11 If your house is as messy as last time If this were my house I'd be furious - The Cat in the Hat 00:05 If this were my house I'd be furious If you're both staying remember the rules - The Cat in the Hat 00:15 If you're both staying remember the rules I'm more comfortable with that really yeah - The Cat in the Hat 00:10 I'm more comfortable with that really yeah I'm not going to military school - The Cat in the Hat 00:13 I'm not going to military school I'm sorry, officer. Was I speeding? - The Cat in the Hat 00:22 I'm sorry, officer. Was I speeding? Let me get this straight. - The Cat in the Hat 00:13 Let me get this straight. Listen convex you probably don't wanna do that - The Cat in the Hat 00:20 Listen convex you probably don't wanna do that Listen kid - The Cat in the Hat 00:06 Listen kid Look, Joan, they don't beat them every day. - The Cat in the Hat 00:07 Look, Joan, they don't beat them every day. Ls that the bathroom? - The Cat in the Hat 00:26 Ls that the bathroom? Ls there a cat in here? - The Cat in the Hat 00:14 Ls there a cat in here? Maestro! - The Cat in the Hat 00:24 Maestro! Nevins, stealth mode. - The Cat in the Hat 00:27 Nevins, stealth mode. Not so fast, you little maggots! - The Cat in the Hat 00:21 Not so fast, you little maggots! Now, let's see what the old phunometer has to say. - The Cat in the Hat 00:09 Now, let's see what the old phunometer has to say. Number 10: Make tomorrow's to-do list. - The Cat in the Hat 00:25 Number 10: Make tomorrow's to-do list.
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Cast

The Cat - Mike Myers
Quinn - Alec Baldwin
Mom - Kelly Preston
Sally - Dakota Fanning
Conrad - Spencer Breslin
All Cast