Hm. Heard it last year, Jack Benny program
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Wally Campbell:
[Telling a joke to his Indian guide]
A farmer had a cow, see, but he couldn't afford to feed it alfalfa so he fed it sawdust. He saved a lot of money alright, but he sure wasted plenty of time getting the splinters out of the milk. Ha, ha, ha, ha, Doesn't that just, uh... Splinters, milk. Don't you get it? Indian Guide:
Hm. Heard it last year, Jack Benny program
[Telling a joke to his Indian guide]
A farmer had a cow, see, but he couldn't afford to feed it alfalfa so he fed it sawdust. He saved a lot of money alright, but he sure wasted plenty of time getting the splinters out of the milk. Ha, ha, ha, ha, Doesn't that just, uh... Splinters, milk. Don't you get it? Indian Guide:
Hm. Heard it last year, Jack Benny program
Full Transcript
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Oh Fred
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Is that you Fred
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Are you catching cold Your voice sounds a little hoarse
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Fred
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Oh it's you
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What do you want I was
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Hello Have you seen Crosby
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No
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When did you come in from the garden
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Who told you I was out there
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Well I was just Why everybody
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Everybody was wrong
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What's your game Campbell
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My game
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Movie Summary
When an eccentric family meets in their uncle's remote, decaying mansion on the tenth anniversary of his death for the reading of his will, murder and madness follow.
Actors
Wally Campbell
Indian Guide
