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How do I Here's what you doWhat you do is you fuck verbal resolution okayYou put that whore on her back and you shank herYou know how to make a shivWhat Listen to meIf somebody comes at you with a

If somebody comes at you with a knife, you put her whole family in the morgue. That is...

The Change Up • 2011

Dave: "Here's what you do: what you do is you f__k verbal resolution, okay? You put that whore on her back, and you SHANK her. Do you know how to make a shiv? Listen to me: If somebody comes at you with a knife, you put her whole family in the morgue. That is jail-yard justice. Because if you don't come back hard on a b___h, you're going to end up getting sold for a pack of Camel Lights and a Jell-O Cup. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?... Always solve your problems with violence!"

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How do I Here's what you do

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What you do is you fuck verbal resolution okay

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You put that whore on her back and you shank her

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You know how to make a shiv

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What Listen to me

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If somebody comes at you with a knife

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you put her whole family in the morgue

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That is jailyard justice

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Because if you don't come back hard on a bitch

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you're going to end up getting sold

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for a pack of Camel Lights and a Jell O cup

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Do you understand what I'm saying to you

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Always solve your problems with violence

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إن أباك في بعض الأحيان هاك ما ستفعلينه

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ما ستفعلينه هو عدم الإكتراث لذلك الحل التناقشي و ستقومين بشنق تلك العاهرة أتعرفين كيفية قلب شخص ما

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ماذا

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أنصتي إلي إذا هاجمك شخص ما بسكين عليك إرسال عائلته كاملة إلى المشرحة عليك التصدي لتلك العاهرة لكي تكف عن مضايقتك

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دائما ما عليك حل مشاكلك بالعنف حسنا يا أبي أحسنت

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Comment puis je Voici ce que tu dois faire

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Au diable les mots d'accord

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Tu jettes cette salope par terre et tu la poignardes

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Tu sais faire un couteau

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Quoi Écoute moi

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Si quelqu'un s'approche de toi avec un couteau tu tues toute sa famille

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C'est la justice de la jungle

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Si tu ne te défends pas contre cette garce

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tout le monde va te marcher sur les pieds

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Tu comprends

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Règle toujours tes problèmes avec la violence

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Bagaimana ya Ini yang harus kau lakukan

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Kau harus membuang penyelesaian lewat bicara oke

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Kau tarik punggung pelacur itu dan lipat kakinya

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kau tahu cara menggunting

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Apa Dengar ayah

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Jika seseorang datang padamu dan mengancammu

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Kau harus memasukkan seluruh keluarganya ke dalam kamar mayat

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Itulah keadilan dalam penjara

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Karena jika kau tak membalas dengan keras jalang itu

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Kau akan dijual olehnya

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Demi satu pack Camel Lights dan a Jell O

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Kau mengerti kata Ayah

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Selalu selesaikan masalahmu dengan kekerasan

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Надо же такое выдумать

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Вот что во первых пошли в задницу мирное сосуществование

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во вторых положи эту сучку на обе лопатки и пырни её

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У тебя есть заточка

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Что Послушай

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Придёт кто нибудь к тебе с ножом

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отправь всю его семью в морг

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Это закон зоны

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Не сможешь вмазать этой суке

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тебя в конце концов продадут

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за пачку Кемэла и стакан лимонада

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Ты всё поняла что я сказал

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Решай проблемы только насилием

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Cómo te

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Esto es lo que harás Mandarás al carajo la resolución verbal

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La tomaras por detrás y te la joderás

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Qué

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Escúchame si alguien viene hacia ti con un cuchillo

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mandas a toda su familia a la morgue

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Así se arreglan las cosas

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Porque si no te enfrentas a la perra vas a terminar

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con una cajetilla de cigarros y una tasa de gelatina

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Entiendes lo que digo

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Siempre resuelves tus problemas con violencia

Available in 6 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

728

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:48

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Relativity Media,Original Film,Big Kid Pictures,Rampage VFX

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Movie Summary

Dave is a married man with three kids and a loving wife, and Mitch is a single man who is at the prime of his sexual life. One fateful night while Mitch and Dave are peeing in a fountain, lightning strikes and they switch bodies.

Actors

Dave Lockwood