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There is no way we can make this deal

There is no way we can make this deal. Six-twenty-fiveis not the end of the world. You've...

The Change Up • 2011

There is no way we can make this deal. Six-twenty-fiveis not the end of the world. You've just got to knowwhen it's time to quit. Fuck that noise.We are not quitting. I think you can do better, Ted. I beg your pardon. I don't see anybodyheaded for the door. This is just like trying to fuck aCatholic girl who keeps saying, "No, I don't want to.I'm really drunk and you're circumcised." But she keeps on making out with you, she's not leaving your Fiero... It means she really wants to. She just needsa little bit of a nudge. A little bit of a coax,little bit of a tickle. Just to rationalize itto herself, to her God. Do you know what I mean? No, Dave. We most definitelydo not know what you mean. Okay. What I mean is, they want to spend more, theyjust don't know it, all right? If this really was their final offer, they'd be leaving, but they're not. They're sticking around.They've got more money to spend. She wants to unroll that rubberat the bottom of her purse that she put in therethree semesters ago

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There is no way we can make this deal

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Six twenty five is not the end of the world

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You've just got to know when it's time to quit

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Fuck that noise We are not quitting

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I think you can do better Ted

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I beg your pardon

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I don't see anybody headed for the door

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This is just like trying to fuck a Catholic girl who keeps saying

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No I don't want to I'm really drunk and you're circumcised

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But she keeps on making out with you

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she's not leaving your Fiero

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It means she really wants to

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She just needs a little bit of a nudge

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A little bit of a coax little bit of a tickle

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Just to rationalize it to herself to her God

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Do you know what I mean

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No Dave We most definitely do not know what you mean

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Okay What I mean is

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they want to spend more they just don't know it all right

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If this really was their final offer

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they'd be leaving but they're not

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They're sticking around They've got more money to spend

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She wants to unroll that rubber at the bottom of her purse

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that she put in there three semesters ago

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لا يمكننا القيام بهذه الصفقة إن 625 ليست بنهاية العالم لكن يجب معرفة وقت الإنسحاب

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تبا لهذا نحن لن ننسحب

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أظن أنه يمكن القيام بأفضل من هذا يا تيد

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أستميحك عذرا

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لا أرى شخصا خارجا من الباب

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إن الأمر كملاحقتك لفاثه هي تستمر بقول لا لا أنا لا أريد ممارسة الجنس معك لأنك ثمل و تحت ضغوط و مع ذلك تمارس الجنس معك

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لكنها لا تترك لذا كل ما علينا فعله هو إثارة بعض الجلبة لضغط عليهم أتفهمون ما أريد

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لا يا دايف نحن قطعا لا نفهم ما الذي تعنيه

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الأمر و ما فيه أنهم يريدون إنفاق المزيد لكنهم لا يعرفون ذلك

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لو كان هذا عرضهم الأخري لكانوا قد غادروا لا يزال لديهم المزيد من المال لإنفاقه

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إنها تريدنا أن نزيل عشاء البكرة التي وضعته قبل 3 دورات

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Nous ne pouvons pas accepter cette offre

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Six cent vingt cinq ce n'est pas la fin du monde

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Il faut savoir quand c'est le temps de céder

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Au diable On ne cédera pas

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Vous pouvez faire mieux que ça Ted

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Je vous demande pardon

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Personne ne court vers la porte

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C'est comme essayer de baiser une catholique qui dit

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Je ne veux pas Je suis soûle et tu es circoncis

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Mais elle continue à vous embrasser et elle reste là

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C'est parce qu'elle en a envie

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Elle a juste besoin d'encouragement Il faut la cajoler

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Pour justifier l'acte auprès de son Dieu

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Vous comprenez

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Non Dave On ne comprend rien

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Bon Ce que je veux dire

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c'est qu'ils veulent dépenser plus mais ils l'ignorent

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Si c'était leur dernière offre ils s'en iraient

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Mais ils restent Ils peuvent dépenser plus

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Elle veut dérouler le caoutchouc

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qu'elle a mis dans son sac il y a trois mois

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Tak mungkin kita menyelesaikan persetujuan ini

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Enam Dua Lima ini bukan akhir dunia

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Kita harus tahu kapan harus berhenti

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Sudahi kalimat itu Kita takkan berhenti

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Kurasa kau bisa melakukan lebih baik lagi Ted

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Maaf

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Aku tidak lihat ada siapapun menuju ke pintu

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Ini sama seperti seorang gadis katolik yang selalu bilang

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'Tidak aku tak mau Aku sangat mabuk dan kau disunat

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Tapi dia tetap mau bercumbu denganmu

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Dia tak mau meninggalkan mobilmu

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Itu tandanya dia menginginkanmu

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Dia hanya butuh sedikit dorongan

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Butuh sedikit jilatan sedikit gelitik

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Hanya untuk membuatnya masuk akal baginya dan bagi Tuhannya

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Mengerti maksudku

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Tidak Dave Kita semua tidak mengerti maksudmu

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Oke maksudku adalah

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Mereka mau menambah lagi tapi mereka belum sadar hal itu mengerti

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Jika ini tawaran akhirnya

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Mereka harusnya sudah pergi tapi tidak

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Mereka masih saja di sini Mereka punya uang lebih untuk diberikan

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Dia ingin untuk membuka gulungan karet di bagian bawah tasnya

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Yang ditaruhnya di sana tiga semester yang lalu

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Нет Мы не можем на это пойти

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625 это не конец света

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Нужно понимать когда пора сдаваться

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К чёрту эта сумма Мы не уходим

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Думаю ты сможешь улучшить Тед

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Не понимаю

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Я пока не вижу чтобы кто то уходил

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Слушай сюда Это тоже что поиметь Католичку Она вся такая

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Ой Я не могу такая пьяная а ты вообще еврей

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Вовсю ломается но из машины

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она не выходит

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Ведь по правде ей тоже хочется

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Надо чуток только по уговаривать

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Да приласкать

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Чтобы примерить её с собой её Боженькой

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Уловили

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Нет Дейв Мы определенно не понимаем о чем ты

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Окей Объясняю мысль

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они готовы потратить больше но пока об этом не знают

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Если бы это было последнее предложение

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они бы ушли но они еще на месте

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Но ведь не уходят Значит им есть что ещё потратить

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Она уже три семестра хочет кому нибудь

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натянуть резинку которую носят в сумочке

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No podemos hacer este negocio

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625 no es el fin del mundo pero debes saber cuándo darte por vencido

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Al diablo con eso No vamos a renunciar

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Puede mejorar la oferta

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Se lo pido

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No he visto a nadie en la puerta

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Es como tener sexo con una mujer y dice

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No no no quiero estoy muy borracha y tú no estás circuncidado

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Pero ella sigue besándolo

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Ella no sale de su Ferrari lo que significa que si quiere

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Ella necesita un empujón sólo un poco más para que

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pueda racionalizar con ella misma y con su Dios entienden

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No Dave Desde luego que entiendo lo que dices

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Lo que quiero decir Quieren gastar más pero aún no lo saben

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Si ésta fuera su oferta final ya se hubieran ido

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Todavía están aquí lo que significa que traen más dinero

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Ella quiere sacar el condón que guardó en su cartera el semestre pasado

Available in 6 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

01:31:01

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Relativity Media,Original Film,Big Kid Pictures,Rampage VFX

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Movie Summary

Dave is a married man with three kids and a loving wife, and Mitch is a single man who is at the prime of his sexual life. One fateful night while Mitch and Dave are peeing in a fountain, lightning strikes and they switch bodies.