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"The Cheap Detective" quotes

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San Francisco, 1940, detectives, dames, documents, Nazis, and a treasure.

Director: Robert Moore
Writer: Neil Simon
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery
Year: 1978
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Jun 1978
Awards: 1 nomination

51 Clips

Jezebel DezireLou PeckinpaughMrs. MontenegroMarcelBetty DeboopGeorgia MerkleLieutenant DimaggioMarlene DuchardColonel SchlisselPaul DuchardJasper BlubberBessBoySchnellQvickerCabbiePepe DamascusLt. DimaggioSergeant RizzutoEzra Dezire
Hmm oh won't you join me in a little drinky - The Cheap Detective 00:15 Hmm oh won't you join me in a little drinky This signature has been tampered with - The Cheap Detective 01:08 This signature has been tampered with I'm sorry I thought you were alone - The Cheap Detective 00:13 I'm sorry I thought you were alone Miss Devega I presume - The Cheap Detective 00:24 Miss Devega I presume What are you doing here - The Cheap Detective 00:16 What are you doing here Are you sure the police didn't follow you here - The Cheap Detective 00:24 Are you sure the police didn't follow you here Hello Fred I was hoping you'd drop by - The Cheap Detective 00:30 Hello Fred I was hoping you'd drop by Being a private eye may not be much - The Cheap Detective 00:27 Being a private eye may not be much May I present my wife Marlene - The Cheap Detective 01:03 May I present my wife Marlene I'm using rented bullets for my gun - The Cheap Detective 00:09 I'm using rented bullets for my gun We should leave separately - The Cheap Detective 00:15 We should leave separately Now why did he call me last night - The Cheap Detective 00:26 Now why did he call me last night Gentlemen may I present Miss Betty DeBoop - The Cheap Detective 00:14 Gentlemen may I present Miss Betty DeBoop Anything wrong - The Cheap Detective 00:22 Anything wrong Did you think my heart didn't stop last night in the club - The Cheap Detective 01:06 Did you think my heart didn't stop last night in the... WOMAN See anything you like - The Cheap Detective 00:34 WOMAN See anything you like You said on the phone last night sir - The Cheap Detective 00:18 You said on the phone last night sir Lou It's Georgia - The Cheap Detective 00:17 Lou It's Georgia You can pay of course - The Cheap Detective 00:16 You can pay of course PHONE RINGS Don't call me for three days - The Cheap Detective 00:19 PHONE RINGS Don't call me for three days Don't be stubborn you crazy Frenchman - The Cheap Detective 00:26 Don't be stubborn you crazy Frenchman I don't know Tell me nothing happened - The Cheap Detective 00:14 I don't know Tell me nothing happened I promise you will be given a fair trial and found guilty - The Cheap Detective 00:07 I promise you will be given a fair trial and found guilty What do you say kid No school today - The Cheap Detective 00:11 What do you say kid No school today Yes I know - The Cheap Detective 00:16 Yes I know Lou Your husband's dead a little over an hour - The Cheap Detective 00:22 Lou Your husband's dead a little over an hour Paul are you sure we ought to be here - The Cheap Detective 00:32 Paul are you sure we ought to be here The murderer is a Rumanian sailor - The Cheap Detective 00:36 The murderer is a Rumanian sailor You have a visitor in there - The Cheap Detective 00:16 You have a visitor in there And what is the charge may I ask - The Cheap Detective 00:16 And what is the charge may I ask We can still make it if you hurry - The Cheap Detective 00:23 We can still make it if you hurry Paul there's something I think I should tell you - The Cheap Detective 00:05 Paul there's something I think I should tell you You'll be back What makes you think so - The Cheap Detective 00:13 You'll be back What makes you think so Did you ever stop to worry that I might have - The Cheap Detective 00:30 Did you ever stop to worry that I might have How do you stand being around yourself - The Cheap Detective 00:14 How do you stand being around yourself That's the trouble with hotels - The Cheap Detective 00:08 That's the trouble with hotels Hello Marlene - The Cheap Detective 00:13 Hello Marlene This is a gin sling - The Cheap Detective 00:15 This is a gin sling You mean you married your own father - The Cheap Detective 00:25 You mean you married your own father You uh - The Cheap Detective 00:39 You uh No point in crying over spilt husbands - The Cheap Detective 00:06 No point in crying over spilt husbands Shot clean as a whistle - The Cheap Detective 00:11 Shot clean as a whistle I hope my disgustingly cheap perfume - The Cheap Detective 00:13 I hope my disgustingly cheap perfume Hold on to your hat - The Cheap Detective 01:13 Hold on to your hat Just hm a few trinkets and burbles - The Cheap Detective 01:09 Just hm a few trinkets and burbles What did you and Merkle - The Cheap Detective 00:16 What did you and Merkle You drink of course - The Cheap Detective 00:18 You drink of course Why don't you pull up a sofa and sit down - The Cheap Detective 00:13 Why don't you pull up a sofa and sit down No I think they got you - The Cheap Detective 00:13 No I think they got you See you around slinky - The Cheap Detective 00:09 See you around slinky Behind the drapeski - The Cheap Detective 00:12 Behind the drapeski

Cast

Lou Peckinpaugh - Peter Falk
Jezebel Dezire - Ann-Margret
Betty DeBoop - Eileen Brennan
Ezra Dezire - Sid Caesar
Bess - Stockard Channing
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