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Baby, I got the Cool Whip

Baby, I got the Cool Whip. Wait, where you going? I'm leaving. Why? "You look good enough...

The Chi • S05E08 • 2018

Baby, I got the Cool Whip. Wait, where you going? I'm leaving. Why? "You look good enough to eat"? Aw, come on, now, that was justa figure of speech. Well, it feltreal disrespectful. Wh--I don't know the rules. You don't tell a womanwho is not your girlfriend that she looks good enoughto eat on Valentine's Day. My bad. Admit it,you have a crush on her. Baby, I've been locked upfor ten years. I-I got a crush on everybody. - I'm the one that's got you lookingall good in these streets. If it wasn't for me,she wouldn't be paying attention to you. Wait, now hold on,you ain't doing me no fucking favors-- Oh, no, I've done youa lot of favors. Slow the fuck up.I ain't no charity case. Look, you asked meto give you a chance, and I did, and now I'm startingto regret it. Deja... wait-- Aw, fuck

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Baby I got the Cool Whip

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Wait where you going

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I'm leaving

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Why

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You look good enough to eat

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Aw come on now that was just a figure of speech

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Well it felt real disrespectful

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Wh I don't know the rules

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You don't tell a woman who is not your girlfriend

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that she looks good enough to eat on Valentine's Day

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My bad

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Admit it you have a crush on her

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Baby I've been locked up for ten years

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I I got a crush on everybody

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I'm the one

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that's got you looking all good in these streets

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If it wasn't for me she wouldn't be

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paying attention to you

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Wait now hold on you ain't

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doing me no fucking favors

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Oh no I've done you a lot of favors

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Slow the fuck up I ain't no charity case

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Look you asked me to give you a chance

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and I did

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and now I'm starting to regret it

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Deja wait

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Aw fuck

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أحضرت القشدة المخفوقة يا عزيزتي

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إلى أين ستذهبين سأرحل

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لم

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تبدين فاتنة حق ا

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بربك كانت مجاملة فحسب

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شعرت بأنها إساءة إلي

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لا أعرف القواعد

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لا يمكنك أن تقول إلى امرأة ليست حبيبتك

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في عيد الحب إنها تبدو فاتنة جد ا

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آسف

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اعترف أنت معجب بها

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عزيزتي س جنت لمدة عشرة أعوام أ عجب بكل النساء

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ماذا

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أنا من حس نت مظهرك في هذه المنطقة

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لولاي لما لفت نظرها

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مهل ا أنت لا تسدينني أي خدمات

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لا لقد أسديتك خدمات كثيرة

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على رسلك لست شخص ا يستحق الشفقة

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اسمع طلبت مني أن أعطيك فرصة وأعطيتك إياها

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والآن بدأت أندم عليها

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ديجا انتظري

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تب ا

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J'ai la chantilly chérie

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Tu vas où Je m'en vais

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Pourquoi

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Tu es à croquer

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Je t'en prie C'était une façon de parler

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C'était très irrespectueux

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Je ne connais pas les règles

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Tu ne dis pas à une autre femme

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qu'elle est à croquer pour la Saint Valentin

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Je suis désolé

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Admets le Elle te plaît

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J'ai été enfermé dix ans Tout le monde me plaît

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Quoi

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C'est grâce à moi que tu as de l'allure dans la rue

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Sans moi elle ne t'aurait même pas remarqué

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Attends Tu ne me rends pas un service

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Non je t'en ai rendu beaucoup

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Calme toi Je ne suis pas un minable

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Tu m'as demandé de te donner une chance Je l'ai fait

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Et je commence à le regretter

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Deja Attends

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Merde

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Schatz ich hab die Schlagsahne

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Wo gehst du hin Ich gehe

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Wieso

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Du siehst zum Reinbeißen aus

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Komm schon Das ist nur ein Spruch

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Es fühlte sich respektlos an

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Ich kenne die Regeln nicht

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Man sagt so was am Valentinstag zu keiner Frau

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mit der man nicht zusammen ist

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Das tut mir leid

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Gib es zu Du bist in sie verknallt

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Ich war zehn Jahre im Knast Ich bin in jeden verknallt

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Was

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Dank mir siehst du so gut aus

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Ohne mich würde sie dich gar nicht beachten

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Moment mal Du tust mir hier keine Gefallen

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Ich habe dir viele Gefallen getan

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Hey was Jetzt mal langsam Ich bin kein Sozialfall

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Du wolltest dass ich dir eine Chance gebe Das tat ich

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Und jetzt bereue ich es

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Deja Warte

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Fuck

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Duration

62 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:36

Uploaded

Apr 20, 2026

Season

5

Episode

8

Genres

Production

Dikenga Films

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Movie Summary

From Emmy® winner Lena Waithe, The Chi is a timely coming-of-age drama series centered on a group of residents who become linked by coincidence but bonded by the need for connection and redemption.