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Hey, yo, what up, cuz?

Hey, yo, what up, cuz?- What up? Yo, man. So for the last week, like, my house...

The Chi • S01E04 • 2018

Hey, yo, what up, cuz?- What up? Yo, man. So for the last week, like, my house beensmelling like shit, right? I mean, like, fucking foul, nigga... - Right.- You know what I'm saying? So I go under the basement,and I put a trap down there. 'cause I think it's amotherfucking skunk, right? Come to find out, it ain't a skunk. It's a possum, and ithad a liter of possums, and the skunk must've sprayed it. And apparently, possum daddies are all fucking deadbeats, man, 'cause they fuck themom, and then they leave. And 20 days later, them possum bitches be having, like, seven, eight babies, and the daddy's nowhere to be found. Nigga, it's like a motherfuckingMaury Povich episode underneath my house. Anyway, I called animal control, and they say it's gonna be$75 to get rid of one animal. Eight possums is $600. Nigga, motherfuck that

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Hey yo what up cuz What up

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Yo man

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So for the last week

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like my house been smelling like shit right

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I mean like fucking foul nigga

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Right You know what I'm saying

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So I go under the basement and I put a trap down there

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'cause I think it's a motherfucking skunk right

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Come to find out it ain't a skunk

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It's a possum and it had a liter of possums

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and the skunk must've sprayed it

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And apparently possum daddies

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are all fucking deadbeats man

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'cause they fuck the mom and then they leave

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And 20 days later them possum bitches

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be having like seven eight babies

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and the daddy's nowhere to be found

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Nigga it's like a motherfucking Maury Povich episode

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underneath my house

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Anyway I called animal control

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and they say it's gonna be 75 to get rid of one animal

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Eight possums is 600

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Nigga motherfuck that

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هاي كيف الحال كيف الحال

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يارجل

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اذا لأخر اسبوع

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رائحة منزلي مقرفة اليس كذلك

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أقصد كقذارة زنجي

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نعم هل فهمتني

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لذلك سوف أذهب للقبو وأضع فخ هناك

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لأنني أظن أنه أبن العاهرة سنجاب الأسود

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ولكن وجدته ليس السنجاب الأسود

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بل فأر البوسوم ولديه فأر بوسوم صغير

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وبالتأكيد السنجاب الاسود أطلق عليه الرائحة

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وعلى مايبدو كل أباء فئران البوسوم

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ماتوا يارجل

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لانه يمارسون الجنس مع الأم ويذهبون

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وبعد عشرين يوم عاهرات البوسوم

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يكون لديهم ثمان الى سبع صغار

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والأباء لا تجدهم

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كأنه مسلسل أبن العاهرة موري بوفيتش

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تحت منزلي

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على أي حال أتصلت على مكافحة الحيوانات

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وقالوا أنه عليك دفع 75 لتتخلص من حيوان واحد

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ثمان بوسوم 600 دولار

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اللعنة على ذلك

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Hey was geht Cousin Was geht

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Hey Mann

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Letzte Woche hat mein Haus total gestunken ja

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Total faul Alter

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Ok Verstehst du

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Also habe ich im Keller eine Falle aufgestellt

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weil ich dachte es sei ein Stinktier ok

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Aber es war gar kein Stinktier

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Es war ein Opossum und es hatte Opossumbabys

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und das Stinktier muss es geschwängert haben

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Und offenbar sind Opossum Daddys alle verdammte Versager Mann

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denn sie ficken die Mutter und hauen ab

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Und 20 Tage später bekommen die Weibchen

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dann sieben acht Babys

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und der Vater ist unauffindbar

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Alter das ist wie eine Maury Povich Folge unter meinem Haus

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Auf jeden Fall habe ich das Veterinäramt angerufen

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und sie sagten ein Tier loszuwerden kostet 75

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Bei acht Opossums macht das also 600

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Alter so ein Scheiß

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Йоу как дела брат Как дела

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Йоу

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Последнюю неделю мой дом

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пах как дерьмо да

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В смысле неебически отвратительно

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Точно

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Так что я спустился в подвал и поставил там ловушку

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ведь я думал что это ёбаный скунс

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Выяснилось что это не скунс

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Это опоссум и с ним был целый выводок

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И вонючка видимо его распространил

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И похоже папаши опоссумы

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ёбаные бездельники чувак

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потому что они ебут мамашу и уходят

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А через 20 дней их сучки опоссумы

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рожают семь восемь детёнышей

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а папаш днём с огнём не сыщешь

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Ниггер это как выпуск ёбаного шоу Мори Повича

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под моим домом

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В общем я позвонил службе отлова животных

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там сказали что избавиться от одного будет стоит 75

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Восемь штук это 600

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:48:02

Uploaded

Apr 19, 2026

Season

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Episode

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Dikenga Films

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Movie Summary

From Emmy® winner Lena Waithe, The Chi is a timely coming-of-age drama series centered on a group of residents who become linked by coincidence but bonded by the need for connection and redemption.