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I'm so glad you got those track scholarships

I'm so glad you gotthose track scholarships. Uh-huh,'cause them student loans ain't...

The Chi • S03E01 • 2018

I'm so glad you gotthose track scholarships. Uh-huh,'cause them student loans ain't nothing to play with. Yeah, I'm still gonna havesome loans to pay back. I'm just gladyou're going to college. For a while,you was acting so fast, we thought you wasgonna get pregnant before you finishedhigh school. I am not fast. We heard about thatolder man you was messing with. Mm-hmm. You was about to gettrapped in the closet. That ain't true. So how do the lesbiansdo the last names? What? Well, does the girly one takethe butch-y one's last name? Don't say "butch-y." Say "masculine presenting"or "soft-stud." Well, I hearsome gay couples combine the last namesand make a whole new last name. Now, that'ssome Illuminati shit. Bye, y'all. ♪ somber piano music ♪

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I'm so glad you got those track scholarships

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Uh huh 'cause them student loans

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ain't nothing to play with

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Yeah I'm still gonna have some loans to pay back

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I'm just glad you're going to college

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For a while you was acting so fast

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we thought you was gonna get pregnant

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before you finished high school

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I am not fast

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We heard about that older man you was messing with

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Mm hmm

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You was about to get trapped in the closet

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That ain't true

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So how do the lesbians do the last names

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What

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Well does the girly one take the butch y one's last name

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Don't say butch y

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Say masculine presenting or soft stud

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Well I hear some gay couples

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combine the last names and make a whole new last name

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Now that's some Illuminati shit

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Bye y'all

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somber piano music

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يسعدني جدا أنك حصلت على المنح الدراسية للرياضيين

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لأن القروض الطلابية ليس من السهل تسديدها

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نعم سيظل لدي بعض القروض لأردها يسعدني أنك سترتادين الكلية

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كنت تتصرفين كالأكبر سنا منك لفترة اعتقدنا أنك ستحملين قبل أن تنهي الثانوية

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لم أتصرف كالكبار قط

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سمعنا بشأن الرجل الأكبر سنا الذي كنت تعبثين معه

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كنت توشكين على خسارة مستقبلك هذا ليس صحيحا

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إذا كيف تغير المثليات كنيتهن ماذا

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هل تأخذ الناعمة كنية المسترجلة لا تقولي مسترجلة

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قولي ذكورية المظهر أو متشب هة بالصبيان

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سمعت أن بعض الثنائيين المثليين يمزجون أسماءهم الأخيرة ويبتكرون كنية جديدة

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هذا أمر عبقري إلى اللقاء

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Ich bin so froh dass du diese Sportstipendien bekamst

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Denn Studienkredite haben es in sich

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Ein paar Kredite muss ich immer noch zurückzahlen

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Ich bin froh dass du aufs College gehst

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Eine Zeit lang hast du sehr flott gelebt

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Wir dachten schon du wirst noch vor dem Schulabschluss schwanger

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Ich lebe nicht flott

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Wir haben von dem älteren Mann gehört mit dem du dich eingelassen hast

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Es fehlte nicht viel und du wärst festgesessen

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Das stimmt nicht

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Wie machen es Lesbierinnen mit dem Nachnamen

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Was Na nimmt die Mädchenhafte

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den Namen des Mannweibs an

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Nicht Mannweib Die Maskuline oder der Jüngling

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Wie ich höre verbinden manche Homopaare

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die Nachnamen zu einem neuen

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In Geheimgesellschaften machen sie es so

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Tschüss ihr

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Duration

43 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:14:32

Uploaded

Apr 19, 2026

Season

3

Episode

1

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Dikenga Films

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Movie Summary

From Emmy® winner Lena Waithe, The Chi is a timely coming-of-age drama series centered on a group of residents who become linked by coincidence but bonded by the need for connection and redemption.