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You fucking kidding me, right?

You fucking kidding me, right? Fucking cigarettes? Ithought it was some pipe bombs or...

The Chi • S01E05 • 2018

You fucking kidding me, right? Fucking cigarettes? Ithought it was some pipe bombs or something in that shit.Why you ain't tell me? - 'Cause it's illegal.- Okay, fine. You don't pay the tax bill. Big deal. It's more than that.Most people can't afford just $14 for a pack of cigarettes, but everybody can afforda dollar for a loosie? Twenty smokes, that's twenty bucks. Without the tax, I pay $4 a pack. - That's a good hustle.- Yeah, 'cause I'm a baller. Nah, you know what's baller? The shoe game. Yeah? Then why you comingat me looking for work? Because I got a scale problem. I need more volume to get more customers, - thus making more money.- Really? Yes. I mean, I can get shoesfrom everyday Joes for cheap, clean 'em up and sell'em for twice the price. - You do the math, Amir.- What math? Front me some money. We can make this thing a business. You know, my cousin Kasimmight be interested in that. - The terrorist?- Man, he's an entrepreneur. All right, look, let me think about it. All right. Don't think too hard. Fucking cigarettes

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You fucking kidding me right

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Fucking cigarettes I thought it was some pipe bombs

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or something in that shit Why you ain't tell me

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'Cause it's illegal Okay fine

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You don't pay the tax bill Big deal

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It's more than that Most people can't afford

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just 14 for a pack of cigarettes

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but everybody can afford a dollar for a loosie

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Twenty smokes that's twenty bucks

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Without the tax I pay 4 a pack

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That's a good hustle Yeah 'cause I'm a baller

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Nah you know what's baller The shoe game

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Yeah Then why you coming at me looking for work

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Because I got a scale problem

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I need more volume to get more customers

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thus making more money Really

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Yes I mean I can get shoes from everyday Joes for cheap

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clean 'em up and sell 'em for twice the price

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You do the math Amir What math

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Front me some money

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We can make this thing a business

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You know my cousin Kasim might be interested in that

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The terrorist Man he's an entrepreneur

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All right look let me think about it

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All right Don't think too hard

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Fucking cigarettes

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أنت تمزح معي أليس كذلك

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سجائر ظننت أن هناك قنابل بها

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لما لم تخبرني لأنه غير قانوني

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حسنأ أنت لا تدفع ضرائب أمر كبير

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بل أكبر من ذلك المعظم لا يمكنه دفع

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14 فقط من أجل ع لبة سجائر

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ولكن يمكنهم تحمل دولارا فقط

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20 مدخن أي 20

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بدون ضرائب أدفع 4 للعلبة

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هذا عمل جيد نعم لأنني لاعب كرة

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هل تعرف أصل لاعب الكرة لعبة الأحذية

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إذن لماذا تسألني أن أجد لك عملا

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لأن لدي مشكلة في الميزان

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أحتاج جذب المزيد من العملاء

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هكذا نكسب مال كثير حقا

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يمكنني شراء حذاء رخيص من متجر أفري داي شوز

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ثم أنظفهم وأقوم ببيعهم بضعف الثمن

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احسبها يا أمير أي حساب

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معي بعض النقود يمكننا جعل الأمر عملا تجاريا

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ربما يهتم ابن عمي قاسم بذلك

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الإرهابي إنه رجل أعمال يا رجل

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حسنا انظر دعني أفكر في الأمر

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حسنا لا تكثر التفكير

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السجائر اللعينة

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Du willst mich verarschen oder

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Verdammte Zigaretten Ich dachte es seien Rohrbomben

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oder so Warum sagst du es mir nicht

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Weil es illegal ist Ok gut

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Du zahlst die Steuern nicht Wie schlimm

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Es ist mehr als das Die meisten Leute

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können sich keine 14 für eine Zigarettenschachtel leisten

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aber jeder kann einen Dollar für eine einzelne Zigarette ausgeben

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Zwanzig Zigaretten machen 20 Dollar

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Ohne Steuern zahle ich vier Dollar pro Schachtel

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Das ist ein gutes Geschäft Ja weil ich es eben draufhabe

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Nein weißt du was viel rentabler ist Die Schuhsache

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Ja Warum willst du dann für mich arbeiten

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Weil ich ein Mengenproblem habe

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Ich brauche mehr Schuhe für mehr Kunden

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um mehr Geld zu verdienen Wirklich

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Ja Ich kann billig von irgendjemandem Schuhe einkaufen

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sie putzen und für den doppelten Preis verkaufen

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Du bist für die Zahlen zuständig Welche Zahlen

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Stell mir Geld zur Verfügung

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Wir können ein großes Geschäft daraus machen

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Mein Cousin Kasim könnte daran interessiert sein

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Der Terrorist Er ist ein Unternehmer Mann

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Ok hör zu lass mich darüber nachdenken

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Ok Denk nicht zu lange nach

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Verdammte Zigaretten

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Да ты блять издеваешься

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Ёбаные сигареты Я думал там бомбы

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или типа того Почему ты мне не сказал

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Это незаконно И что

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Ну не платишь ты налог подумаешь

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Есть ещё кое что Мало кто может позволить себе

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купить пачку сигарет за 14

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но каждый может отдать доллар за одну

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Двадцать сигарет двадцать баксов

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Без налога я плачу 4 за пачку

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Неплохая схема Конечно я же акула

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Знаешь где водятся акулы Где есть кроссовки

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Тогда почему ты просишь у меня работу

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Проблемы с товарооборотом

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Надо увеличить объёмы привлечь клиентов

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чтобы больше заработать Серьёзно

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Да Я могу дёшево покупать кроссовки у Джо

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чистить их и продавать в два раза дороже

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Посчитай Амир Что посчитать

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Одолжи денег

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Мы на этом можем бизнес сделать

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Знаешь мой кузен Казим может заинтересоваться этим

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Террорист Он предприниматель

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Ладно я это обдумаю

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Хорошо Не слишком долго думай

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Duration

59 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:35:04

Uploaded

Apr 20, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

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Dikenga Films

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Movie Summary

From Emmy® winner Lena Waithe, The Chi is a timely coming-of-age drama series centered on a group of residents who become linked by coincidence but bonded by the need for connection and redemption.