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The Christmas Letter

Every year, unemployed copywriter Joe Michaels reads his wealthy friend's annual over-the-top Christmas letter, and feels like a loser. But this year's going to be different.

Director

Tori Hunter

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Scatena & Rosner Films,Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,LAMA Entertainment

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Tigger Woods

Norm De Plume

Barry the Bartender

Kristoffer Polaha

Rich the Postman from GGT

Tony

Brian Doyle-Murray

Frederick

Drew

Maggie

Martin Kennedy

John Dablonski

Joe Michaels

Deb Michaels

Regina Schneider

Priscilla

Booch O'Connell

Francoise

John Michaels

Linda Boyle

Ro Dablonski

Brian Decrest

Allen Guy Wilcox

Mac Dablonski

Pedestrian

Eugene G. Swiss Thomas

Fiona

Anna Leigh Shaw

Child Joe Michaels

Tipsy Reveler

Michael Cunningham

Young Clive Hammersmith

Andrei Kogolenok

Ski Instructor

Priest

Craig Lawrence Lockwood

Young Joe Michaels

Mary

Sherrill Ducharme

Kyle

Esteban Alejandro

Tennis Player

Caroline Michaels

Tennis Clerk

New Years Eve Reveler

Posh Party Guest

Maitre d

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- I, I know 'cause I,
I used it to step on it - The Christmas Letter

- I, I know 'cause I, I used it to step on it

- That's Santa's job.
I'm just an honorary elf. - The Christmas Letter

- That's Santa's job. I'm just an honorary el...

Yeah, see, my job is to
pack in all the things - The Christmas Letter

Yeah, see, my job is to pack in all the things

And I bring those, see? Okay? - The Christmas Letter

And I bring those, see? Okay?

- Well, I'm gonna be, be going. - The Christmas Letter

- Well, I'm gonna be, be going.

- And uh, uh, tell
Debbie Merry Christmas! - The Christmas Letter

- And uh, uh, tell Debbie Merry Christmas!

♪ O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum ♪

Wonder what his doorknob
looks like. - The Christmas Letter

Wonder what his doorknob looks like.

- You know, for
someone who supposedly - The Christmas Letter

- You know, for someone who supposedly

- Yeah, he means well.
He's just a bit tone deaf. - The Christmas Letter

- Yeah, he means well. He's just a bit tone deaf.

He lives in the world
of rich and famous - The Christmas Letter

He lives in the world of rich and famous

And he likes to remind me of it - The Christmas Letter

And he likes to remind me of it

- You know, his letters
are always over the top. - The Christmas Letter

- You know, his letters are always over the top.

So why do you stay in touch? - The Christmas Letter

So why do you stay in touch?

- I dunno. I guess this
goes back to my childhood. - The Christmas Letter

- I dunno. I guess this goes back to my childhood.

- I am pleased to announce, - The Christmas Letter

- I am pleased to announce,

- Ooh, I hope I get to
write to a cute Italian boy. - The Christmas Letter

- Ooh, I hope I get to write to a cute Italian boy.

Getting to know
someone from a foreign land - The Christmas Letter

Getting to know someone from a foreign land

Even in spite
of cultural differences, - The Christmas Letter

Even in spite of cultural differences,

- I could really tell
we are worlds apart - The Christmas Letter

- I could really tell we are worlds apart

I must have been a
glutton for punishment - The Christmas Letter

I must have been a glutton for punishment

You could almost be mistaken - The Christmas Letter

You could almost be mistaken

- Uh...
- Hey, hey, - The Christmas Letter

- Uh... - Hey, hey,

See, my horse steed
will be pulling - The Christmas Letter

See, my horse steed will be pulling

He had a little
molasses this morning - The Christmas Letter

He had a little molasses this morning

And keep the spade,
the shovel, as a gift. - The Christmas Letter

And keep the spade, the shovel, as a gift.

Year after year reminding
me of how great his life is - The Christmas Letter

Year after year reminding me of how great his life is

I just wish I could
just experience that
life just for once. - The Christmas Letter

I just wish I could just experience that life just for once.

"Most men live lives
of quiet desperation." - The Christmas Letter

"Most men live lives of quiet desperation."

- Well, at least you're not
quiet about your desperation. - The Christmas Letter

- Well, at least you're not quiet about your desperatio...

We're gonna do all
those crazy wild things - The Christmas Letter

We're gonna do all those crazy wild things

And people are
gonna read about it - The Christmas Letter

And people are gonna read about it

- Sorry. Signals here in
the Med are just atrocious. - The Christmas Letter

- Sorry. Signals here in the Med are just atrocious.

- We've been trying all day - The Christmas Letter

- We've been trying all day

- Yes. Joe, can't
stop talking about it. - The Christmas Letter

- Yes. Joe, can't stop talking about it.

Full of great pics,
including some of me - The Christmas Letter

Full of great pics, including some of me

Oh. And there's a
special surprise in
there for you and Joe. - The Christmas Letter

Oh. And there's a special surprise in there for you and...

- Uh, not yet.
- I won't spoil the surprise. - The Christmas Letter

- Uh, not yet. - I won't spoil the surprise.

Clive, He'll call you back. - The Christmas Letter

Clive, He'll call you back.

♪ Jingle bells ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ Jingle bells ♪

- Oh, it's a itinerary - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, it's a itinerary

- But I'm hip and quirky
and companies love that. - The Christmas Letter

- But I'm hip and quirky and companies love that.

- The what?
- You're old school, man. - The Christmas Letter

- The what? - You're old school, man.

Nobody cares about
good punctuation - The Christmas Letter

Nobody cares about good punctuation

And your audience is
young and hip and quirky. - The Christmas Letter

And your audience is young and hip and quirky.

- All right, so this is gonna
really blow my wife's mind. - The Christmas Letter

- All right, so this is gonna really blow my wife's min...

I'm gonna take it
to the Chez Monet - The Christmas Letter

I'm gonna take it to the Chez Monet

- Well, it's subject
to availability, - The Christmas Letter

- Well, it's subject to availability,

Anyway, it's a long story, - The Christmas Letter

Anyway, it's a long story,

Oh, maybe Tiger's
gonna let me wear - The Christmas Letter

Oh, maybe Tiger's gonna let me wear

- Yeah, you'll be
wearing a jacket, - The Christmas Letter

- Yeah, you'll be wearing a jacket,

Oh, well- - The Christmas Letter

And besides if anyone's
gonna be packing boxes, - The Christmas Letter

And besides if anyone's gonna be packing boxes,

♪ Jingle bells ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ Jingle bells ♪

♪ Deck the halls with
boughs of holly ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

People who could reach them - The Christmas Letter

People who could reach them

♪ See the blazing
yule before us ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ See the blazing yule before us ♪

- We like to give
newly-separated assets, - The Christmas Letter

- We like to give newly-separated assets,

- You're looking great.
- So are you. - The Christmas Letter

- You're looking great. - So are you.

- Well, since the company's
already backdoored me, - The Christmas Letter

- Well, since the company's already backdoored me,

♪ Don we now, our gay apparel ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ Don we now, our gay apparel ♪

- Oh, man. Really?
- Yep. I'm afraid so. - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, man. Really? - Yep. I'm afraid so.

- Fell through again. We just
don't qualify for a mortgage. - The Christmas Letter

- Fell through again. We just don't qualify for a mortg...

- It all works out.
Just keep the faith. - The Christmas Letter

- It all works out. Just keep the faith.

♪ Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

Especially love their
Christmas firing carols like - The Christmas Letter

Especially love their Christmas firing carols like

♪ Santa isn't coming to town ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ Santa isn't coming to town ♪

Look, I know this is tough, - The Christmas Letter

Look, I know this is tough,

Tomorrow's a new day. - The Christmas Letter

Tomorrow's a new day.

But just remember, don't stop
believing. - The Christmas Letter

But just remember, don't stop believing.

Joe! This is Dylan,
your replacement. - The Christmas Letter

Joe! This is Dylan, your replacement.

People love his blog and
he is a master with emojis. - The Christmas Letter

People love his blog and he is a master with emojis.

- Oh, well, tough luck,
Michaels. Onward steed. - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, well, tough luck, Michaels. Onward steed.

- I, um, I cashed in my 401k. - The Christmas Letter

- I, um, I cashed in my 401k.

- That's the only
way we can finance - The Christmas Letter

- That's the only way we can finance

- A whole year of family fun
and excitement and adventure - The Christmas Letter

- A whole year of family fun and excitement and adventure

You lost your job
and just cashed in on - The Christmas Letter

You lost your job and just cashed in on

I mean, that's the whole point - The Christmas Letter

I mean, that's the whole point

Oh, I don't know. - The Christmas Letter

Oh, I don't know.

- Oh, it's gonna be
great, I'll be there. - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, it's gonna be great, I'll be there.

- What better way to start
the year of the Michaels - The Christmas Letter

- What better way to start the year of the Michaels

- But Dad, I wanna
play with my toys. - The Christmas Letter

- But Dad, I wanna play with my toys.

But if you wanted to be
like Norman Rockwell, - The Christmas Letter

But if you wanted to be like Norman Rockwell,

Why look at a painting - The Christmas Letter

Why look at a painting

♪ It is to ride on a
one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪ - The Christmas Letter

♪ It is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪

Name's Frederick Santa. - The Christmas Letter

Name's Frederick Santa.

- Yeah, it'll be like the Easter
egg hunt, candy cane hunt. - The Christmas Letter

- Yeah, it'll be like the Easter egg hunt, candy cane h...

Now let's go find Rudolph - The Christmas Letter

Now let's go find Rudolph

- Oh, it's, a, it's a
little town in Italy. - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, it's, a, it's a little town in Italy.

Poor Rudolph. - The Christmas Letter

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Every year, unemployed copywriter Joe Michaels reads his wealthy friend's annual over-the-top Christmas letter, and feels like a loser. But this year's going to be different.

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Director: Tori Hunter

Writer: Michael Cunningham

Production: Scatena & Rosner Films,Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,LAMA Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 12 Nov 2024

Awards: N/A

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