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The Christmas Letter

Every year, unemployed copywriter Joe Michaels reads his wealthy friend's annual over-the-top Christmas letter, and feels like a loser. But this year's going to be different.

Director

Tori Hunter

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Scatena & Rosner Films,Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,LAMA Entertainment

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Tigger Woods

Norm De Plume

Barry the Bartender

Kristoffer Polaha

Rich the Postman from GGT

Tony

Brian Doyle-Murray

Frederick

Drew

Maggie

Martin Kennedy

John Dablonski

Joe Michaels

Deb Michaels

Regina Schneider

Priscilla

Booch O'Connell

Francoise

John Michaels

Linda Boyle

Ro Dablonski

Brian Decrest

Allen Guy Wilcox

Mac Dablonski

Pedestrian

Eugene G. Swiss Thomas

Fiona

Anna Leigh Shaw

Child Joe Michaels

Tipsy Reveler

Michael Cunningham

Young Clive Hammersmith

Andrei Kogolenok

Ski Instructor

Priest

Craig Lawrence Lockwood

Young Joe Michaels

Mary

Sherrill Ducharme

Kyle

Esteban Alejandro

Tennis Player

Caroline Michaels

Tennis Clerk

New Years Eve Reveler

Posh Party Guest

Maitre d

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- So, uh, I'll just, uh, - The Christmas Letter

- So, uh, I'll just, uh,

- Heard you bagged Rudolph
on Christmas day. Nice. - The Christmas Letter

- Heard you bagged Rudolph on Christmas day. Nice.

Thanks for traumatizing
my daughter and grandkids. - The Christmas Letter

Thanks for traumatizing my daughter and grandkids.

- Oh, actually, yeah, - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, actually, yeah,

I know, I know. Okay. - The Christmas Letter

I know, I know. Okay.

- Well, it was, uh,
nice of Frederick - The Christmas Letter

- Well, it was, uh, nice of Frederick

And he even gave us a
box of reindeer jerky. - The Christmas Letter

And he even gave us a box of reindeer jerky.

- Well, you don't wanna let - The Christmas Letter

- Well, you don't wanna let

That head was eating berries
no less than 24 hours ago. - The Christmas Letter

That head was eating berries no less than 24 hours ago.

- Um, look, can I
make it up to you - The Christmas Letter

- Um, look, can I make it up to you

- Oh, what's next,
a taxidermy elf? - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, what's next, a taxidermy elf?

We're going to
England next summer. - The Christmas Letter

We're going to England next summer.

- I couldn't get past the part - The Christmas Letter

- I couldn't get past the part

And he was inviting us all
to his big birthday bash - The Christmas Letter

And he was inviting us all to his big birthday bash

And it's gonna be like
bow ties and black ties - The Christmas Letter

And it's gonna be like bow ties and black ties

So I thought, "Hey, why not?" - The Christmas Letter

So I thought, "Hey, why not?"

- You want to go to a
party for the very man - The Christmas Letter

- You want to go to a party for the very man

A party for the man who
will likely put this event - The Christmas Letter

A party for the man who will likely put this event

'Cause then We can write
about it in our letter. - The Christmas Letter

'Cause then We can write about it in our letter.

What a way to steal his thunder. - The Christmas Letter

What a way to steal his thunder.

- I think it's gonna be good. - The Christmas Letter

- I think it's gonna be good.

Bryan Deacrest here with you - The Christmas Letter

Bryan Deacrest here with you

Tonight, we're outside - The Christmas Letter

Tonight, we're outside

Where everyone who's anyone - The Christmas Letter

Where everyone who's anyone

Where everything is
fine and beautiful - The Christmas Letter

Where everything is fine and beautiful

And I can't let people
dressed like you in here. - The Christmas Letter

And I can't let people dressed like you in here.

Well, know you look just great - The Christmas Letter

Well, know you look just great

- Section three, paragraph
four specifically states - The Christmas Letter

- Section three, paragraph four specifically states

I-
- Excuse me, sir. - The Christmas Letter

I- - Excuse me, sir.

Ah, oh, see Deb and
Joe Michaels 6:30. - The Christmas Letter

Ah, oh, see Deb and Joe Michaels 6:30.

But, you know, we can't just, - The Christmas Letter

But, you know, we can't just,

As lovely as you are, - The Christmas Letter

As lovely as you are,

- At Chez Monet we
have rules like, - The Christmas Letter

- At Chez Monet we have rules like,

If I made an exception, - The Christmas Letter

If I made an exception,

- We had a reservation here - The Christmas Letter

- We had a reservation here

- Well if I may, we
may have an option - The Christmas Letter

- Well if I may, we may have an option

Our selection is quite
limited, but we have some. - The Christmas Letter

Our selection is quite limited, but we have some.

A crouton? - The Christmas Letter

Uh, some dessert, some
bread pudding perhaps? - The Christmas Letter

Uh, some dessert, some bread pudding perhaps?

- Oh, I'm afraid you
don't get one now. - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, I'm afraid you don't get one now.

- Oh Joe, I'm sorry. - The Christmas Letter

- Oh Joe, I'm sorry.

I'm not gonna let anybody
ruin this night. Okay? - The Christmas Letter

I'm not gonna let anybody ruin this night. Okay?

Ten,
nine, eight, seven - The Christmas Letter

Ten, nine, eight, seven

Huge fan. I love of you
on "American Band Stand." - The Christmas Letter

Huge fan. I love of you on "American Band Stand."

- Hello?
- Joe? - The Christmas Letter

- Hello? - Joe?

I'm afraid the Michaels - The Christmas Letter

I'm afraid the Michaels

- Well, I, I heard
he was coming in - The Christmas Letter

- Well, I, I heard he was coming in

- Could you tell him about the
package? My package for Joe. - The Christmas Letter

- Could you tell him about the package? My package for Joe.

See, I missed it on my route - The Christmas Letter

See, I missed it on my route

Looks like you've got a
pretty nice place there. - The Christmas Letter

Looks like you've got a pretty nice place there.

- Dining and dashing.
I feel so dirty. - The Christmas Letter

- Dining and dashing. I feel so dirty.

- Wouldn't have anything - The Christmas Letter

- Wouldn't have anything

- Well, look, besides, - The Christmas Letter

- Well, look, besides,

Thanks for making
my daughter a felon. - The Christmas Letter

Thanks for making my daughter a felon.

Why do your packages look like - The Christmas Letter

Why do your packages look like

- Well, I'm getting
the vasectomy. - The Christmas Letter

- Well, I'm getting the vasectomy.

- Yeah, my wife's been
bugging me for years. - The Christmas Letter

- Yeah, my wife's been bugging me for years.

- But after four C-sections, - The Christmas Letter

- But after four C-sections,

- Yeah.
- Nine's the magic number. - The Christmas Letter

- Yeah. - Nine's the magic number.

So next week I, I'm seeing
my urologist and Dr. Stoppe. - The Christmas Letter

So next week I, I'm seeing my urologist and Dr. Stoppe.

S-O it's two P's and an E.
- Oh. - The Christmas Letter

S-O it's two P's and an E. - Oh.

- Like, like shoppe, you
know, like ye olde shoppe. - The Christmas Letter

- Like, like shoppe, you know, like ye olde shoppe.

So he's kinda like a boutique
back vasectomy doctor - The Christmas Letter

So he's kinda like a boutique back vasectomy doctor

- Wow, well thanks for your
public service there, Rich. - The Christmas Letter

- Wow, well thanks for your public service there, Rich.

Well, uh, well, nice
talking to you, Joe. - The Christmas Letter

Well, uh, well, nice talking to you, Joe.

Mrs. Michaels. Deb. - The Christmas Letter

Mrs. Michaels. Deb.

There's nothing like - The Christmas Letter

There's nothing like

Look, I just found
out that John McEnroe - The Christmas Letter

Look, I just found out that John McEnroe

- And with that, - The Christmas Letter

- And with that,

- Oh, uh, he could
join my next lesson - The Christmas Letter

- Oh, uh, he could join my next lesson

- No, no. This little
guy is a Joe too. - The Christmas Letter

- No, no. This little guy is a Joe too.

- Big Joe and Little Joe, - The Christmas Letter

- Big Joe and Little Joe,

Wow. Good job. - The Christmas Letter

- we are out here
skiing kind of. - The Christmas Letter

- we are out here skiing kind of.

And you'll be king of the
bunny hill in, in no time. - The Christmas Letter

And you'll be king of the bunny hill in, in no time.

Big baby on the
bunny hill. - The Christmas Letter

Big baby on the bunny hill.

We thought you slammed into
a tree or flew over a cliff. - The Christmas Letter

We thought you slammed into a tree or flew over a cliff.

You know the Goliath
Mountain gives - The Christmas Letter

You know the Goliath Mountain gives

- It's, uh, hopping
down some trail - The Christmas Letter

- It's, uh, hopping down some trail

- We need all our strength - The Christmas Letter

- We need all our strength

- Uh, I just, I just
need to do something. - The Christmas Letter

- Uh, I just, I just need to do something.

- Oh. Uh, mm, let's, uh. - The Christmas Letter

- Oh. Uh, mm, let's, uh.

- Yeah. You guys
go have some fun - The Christmas Letter

- Yeah. You guys go have some fun

Finally gonna get
a tennis lesson - The Christmas Letter

Finally gonna get a tennis lesson

- "For toes that play tennis." - The Christmas Letter

- "For toes that play tennis."

You know, you sat
back on the baseline, - The Christmas Letter

You know, you sat back on the baseline,

- Tennis isn't as
popular as it used to be, - The Christmas Letter

- Tennis isn't as popular as it used to be,

- Uh, I heard that John
McEnroe was gonna be here. - The Christmas Letter

- Uh, I heard that John McEnroe was gonna be here.

I see a lot of people who
look and sound like McEnroe, - The Christmas Letter

I see a lot of people who look and sound like McEnroe,

- You heard right, - The Christmas Letter

- You heard right,

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Every year, unemployed copywriter Joe Michaels reads his wealthy friend's annual over-the-top Christmas letter, and feels like a loser. But this year's going to be different.

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Director: Tori Hunter

Writer: Michael Cunningham

Production: Scatena & Rosner Films,Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,LAMA Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 12 Nov 2024

Awards: N/A

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