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The Christmas Letter

And if you send that letter, you are no better thanClive Hammersmith

And if you send that letter, you are no better than
Clive Hammersmith

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And if you send that letter,
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you are no better than Clive Hammersmith.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:06
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Scatena & Rosner Films,Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,LAMA Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Every year, unemployed copywriter Joe Michaels reads his wealthy friend's annual over-the-top Christmas letter, and feels like a loser. But this year's going to be different.
You know, the one thing I learned in advertising - The Christmas Letter 00:07
You know, the one thing I learned in advertising
With this letter, - The Christmas Letter 00:08
With this letter,
We, the Michaels, will be better than the Hammersmiths. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
We, the Michaels, will be better than the Hammersmiths.
- You send that letter, there might not be a we anymore. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
- You send that letter, there might not be a we anymore.
- Good. - What can I get you? - The Christmas Letter 00:05
- Good. - What can I get you?
- Tell me about it. You know, I got a story for you. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
- Tell me about it. You know, I got a story for you.
The past six months, I'm fighting the health department - The Christmas Letter 00:10
The past six months, I'm fighting the health department
You know what? Rats, they love those, beer nuts. - The Christmas Letter 00:05
You know what? Rats, they love those, beer nuts.
So you're not out shopping - The Christmas Letter 00:05
So you're not out shopping
You know, jet skiing, yachting, travel, - The Christmas Letter 00:07
You know, jet skiing, yachting, travel,
- Every year I get this letter from this guy - The Christmas Letter 00:07
- Every year I get this letter from this guy
The guy gets a patent for anti-skid mark underwear, right? - The Christmas Letter 00:05
The guy gets a patent for anti-skid mark underwear, right?
Anyway, this guy, he writes this letter - The Christmas Letter 00:09
Anyway, this guy, he writes this letter
Listen, I may not have my, my name on a building - The Christmas Letter 00:07
Listen, I may not have my, my name on a building
But you know what? It's my life. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
But you know what? It's my life.
Merry Christmas, pal. - The Christmas Letter 00:07
Merry Christmas, pal.
- Can Santa fix it? - Honey. - The Christmas Letter 00:07
- Can Santa fix it? - Honey.
I'm gonna ask Santa if I can trade my presents. - The Christmas Letter 00:05
I'm gonna ask Santa if I can trade my presents.
- Hi, Catherine. Merry Christmas to you too. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
- Hi, Catherine. Merry Christmas to you too.
Uh, I'll tell him. We love you too. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
Uh, I'll tell him. We love you too.