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The Christmas Letter

So you're not out shopping with all the othermorons tonight?

So you're not out shopping with all the other
morons tonight?

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So you're not out shopping
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with all the other morons tonight?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:50
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Scatena & Rosner Films,Bridge and Acorn Entertainment,LAMA Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Every year, unemployed copywriter Joe Michaels reads his wealthy friend's annual over-the-top Christmas letter, and feels like a loser. But this year's going to be different.
You know, jet skiing, yachting, travel, - The Christmas Letter 00:07
You know, jet skiing, yachting, travel,
- Every year I get this letter from this guy - The Christmas Letter 00:07
- Every year I get this letter from this guy
The guy gets a patent for anti-skid mark underwear, right? - The Christmas Letter 00:05
The guy gets a patent for anti-skid mark underwear, right?
Anyway, this guy, he writes this letter - The Christmas Letter 00:09
Anyway, this guy, he writes this letter
Listen, I may not have my, my name on a building - The Christmas Letter 00:07
Listen, I may not have my, my name on a building
But you know what? It's my life. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
But you know what? It's my life.
Merry Christmas, pal. - The Christmas Letter 00:07
Merry Christmas, pal.
- Can Santa fix it? - Honey. - The Christmas Letter 00:07
- Can Santa fix it? - Honey.
I'm gonna ask Santa if I can trade my presents. - The Christmas Letter 00:05
I'm gonna ask Santa if I can trade my presents.
- Hi, Catherine. Merry Christmas to you too. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
- Hi, Catherine. Merry Christmas to you too.
Uh, I'll tell him. We love you too. - The Christmas Letter 00:06
Uh, I'll tell him. We love you too.
Mama more Christmas cards. - The Christmas Letter 00:05
Mama more Christmas cards.
- Dear family and friends, - The Christmas Letter 00:07
- Dear family and friends,
Let's just say it wasn't written - The Christmas Letter 00:07
Let's just say it wasn't written
So you can think a Utica Club - The Christmas Letter 00:20
So you can think a Utica Club
We didn't escape to any remote sun-drenched islands, - The Christmas Letter 00:09
We didn't escape to any remote sun-drenched islands,
Our kids didn't shatter records in sports or academics, - The Christmas Letter 00:09
Our kids didn't shatter records in sports or academics,
None of us won any awards, - The Christmas Letter 00:09
None of us won any awards,
We didn't make a killing on stocks - The Christmas Letter 00:13
We didn't make a killing on stocks
None of us were ill or injured - The Christmas Letter 00:07
None of us were ill or injured