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The Civil Dead

A misanthropic, struggling photographer just wants to watch TV and eat candy while his wife is out of town, but when a desperate old pal resurfaces, his plans are thwarted, with spooky consequences.

Director

Clay Tatum

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Genre

Box Office

$32,346

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 2 nominations

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I can't eat, I can't jackoff, - The Civil Dead

I can't eat, I can't jackoff,

Hey, remember when that
guy was beating my ass. - The Civil Dead

Hey, remember when that guy was beating my ass....

- And remember when he got
sucked off me at the end, - The Civil Dead

- And remember when he got sucked off me at the en...

- You don't remember that
you don't remember the guy - The Civil Dead

- You don't remember that you don't rem...

- No, I'm just wondering
if you remember - The Civil Dead

- No, I'm just wondering if you remember...

- That's because probably
you're all heated - The Civil Dead

- That's because probably you're all he...

I bet you just hit him
and then he ran away. - The Civil Dead

I bet you just hit him and then he ran away....

- Well, remember that one time
I kicked you outta my house - The Civil Dead

- Well, remember that one time I kicked you outta my h...

(upbeat music) - The Civil Dead

- I mean, you know, close, - The Civil Dead

- I mean, you know, close,

So this guy, the makeup guy
or a hair guy or whatever, - The Civil Dead

So this guy, the makeup guy or a hair guy or whatev...

Like if you just kind of
doubled down on a bad situation, - The Civil Dead

Like if you just kind of doubled down on a bad si...

(upbeat music) - The Civil Dead

- I get why people
wanna leave California, - The Civil Dead

- I get why people wanna leave California,...

- Because of taxes or
something, that's what I read. - The Civil Dead

- Because of taxes or something, that's ...

But like when there's a
view, there's no snow. - The Civil Dead

But like when there's a view, there's...

- [Clay] I think it's
the sun hitting this side - The Civil Dead

- [Clay] I think it's the sun hitting th...

(gentle music) - The Civil Dead

Even if I fell through that hole - The Civil Dead

Even if I fell through that hole

It's like, I'm afraid of dying, - The Civil Dead

It's like, I'm afraid of dying,

Oh, I was thinking about what
if him and Freddy Krueger - The Civil Dead

Oh, I was thinking about what if him and Freddy Krueg...

You're not gonna believe this, - The Civil Dead

You're not gonna believe this,

Dude, it's cold as
a dog out there. - The Civil Dead

Dude, it's cold as a dog out there....

Oh, look at this, what the hell? - The Civil Dead

Oh, look at this, what the hell?

Just, this is great. - The Civil Dead

Just, this is great.

This is like the first time - The Civil Dead

This is like the first time

It reminds me of something
vintage or like old. - The Civil Dead

It reminds me of something vintage or like old....

- "Welcome to Horse Heaven." - The Civil Dead

- "Welcome to Horse Heaven."

"Make sure both sets
of keys are placed - The Civil Dead

"Make sure both sets of keys are placed...

"First aid, flashlight and
lantern in the kitchen drawer." - The Civil Dead

"First aid, flashlight and lantern in the kitc...

"A lot of the horse
trinkets are exact replicas - The Civil Dead

"A lot of the horse trinkets are exact...

"Most notably Mr. Blueberry
on the living room credenza." - The Civil Dead

"Most notably Mr. Blueberry on the living room...

"These are extremely
precious items to us, - The Civil Dead

"These are extremely precious items to ...

If they care so much
about Mr. Blueberry, - The Civil Dead

If they care so much about Mr. Blueberry,...

- I don't know. - The Civil Dead

- I don't know.

I really appreciate that we get
to spend this time together. - The Civil Dead

I really appreciate that we get to spend this time toget...

- No, I mean like I, sorry, - The Civil Dead

- No, I mean like I, sorry,

Like you have someone to talk
to, which is really good. - The Civil Dead

Like you have someone to talk to, which is really goo...

But I guess what I'm trying
to say is I understand. - The Civil Dead

But I guess what I'm trying to say is I unders...

You have no fucking clue about
me or what I'm going through. - The Civil Dead

You have no fucking clue about me or what I'm goi...

(dramatic music) - The Civil Dead

(dramatic music)

- No, every time you get angry, - The Civil Dead

- No, every time you get angry,

Like the time the plate
crashed down my kitchen, - The Civil Dead

Like the time the plate crashed down my kitchen...

- No, I, - The Civil Dead

But you gotta admit on
the scale of scary shit - The Civil Dead

But you gotta admit on the scale of scary shit...

I think you are
using being scared - The Civil Dead

I think you are using being scared...

I could end up a ghost on
the side of the freeway - The Civil Dead

I could end up a ghost on the side of the freeway...

If you were really scared, - The Civil Dead

If you were really scared,

- Well, okay, fine, then you
would've gotten in your car, - The Civil Dead

- Well, okay, fine, then you would've gotten in...

(insects chirping) - The Civil Dead

(insects chirping)

(insects chirping) - The Civil Dead

(insects chirping)

But you have to admit, man, - The Civil Dead

But you have to admit, man,

Like I want to be just
like pals again, you know, - The Civil Dead

Like I want to be just like pals again, you kn...

(insects chirping) - The Civil Dead

(insects chirping)

(insects chirping) - The Civil Dead

(insects chirping)

Yeah, no, hi, so I turned
the breaker back on, - The Civil Dead

Yeah, no, hi, so I turned the breaker back on,...

(woman speaking indistinctly) - The Civil Dead

(woman speaking indistinctly)

- Okay, sorry, I'm
just, okay sorry. - The Civil Dead

- Okay, sorry, I'm just, okay sorry....

In heaven - The Civil Dead

And those years
spent in uncertainty - The Civil Dead

And those years spent in uncertainty...

(Whit laughing) - The Civil Dead

(Whit laughing)

- Well, Blueberry's broken,
right on the ground right there. - The Civil Dead

- Well, Blueberry's broken, right on the ground...

(gentle upbeat music) - The Civil Dead

(gentle upbeat music)

Why are you looking
at me like that? - The Civil Dead

Why are you looking at me like that?...

(gentle upbeat music) - The Civil Dead

(gentle upbeat music)

- No, I'm not feeling good, - The Civil Dead

- No, I'm not feeling good,

(gentle upbeat music) - The Civil Dead

(gentle upbeat music)

(car engines revving) - The Civil Dead

(car engines revving)

- Thanks for leaving
the door open all night. - The Civil Dead

- Thanks for leaving the door open all night...

Man, last night was, ass wild. - The Civil Dead

Man, last night was, ass wild.

Yeah, I didn't think it was
gonna turn out so blonde, - The Civil Dead

Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna turn out so ...

I'm not a successful actor
with unreleased projects. - The Civil Dead

I'm not a successful actor with unreleased pr...

- I was just always really
cool man in high school, - The Civil Dead

- I was just always really cool man in high school...

And then we graduated and I
did nothing, I just floundered. - The Civil Dead

And then we graduated and I did nothing, I just flou...

So I decided to save some
money up and move out here - The Civil Dead

So I decided to save some money up and move out h...

It's fucking so competitive, - The Civil Dead

It's fucking so competitive,

- And so I was going broke - The Civil Dead

- And so I was going broke

So there was always
a ton of people - The Civil Dead

So there was always a ton of people...

And it was making
me happy for a sec, - The Civil Dead

And it was making me happy for a sec,...

None of the other actors
on Hollywood Boulevard - The Civil Dead

None of the other actors on Hollywood Boulevard...

(gentle music) - The Civil Dead

(gentle music) - The Civil Dead

(gentle music) - The Civil Dead

(gentle music) - The Civil Dead

They wouldn't stop,
just taking turns, - The Civil Dead

They wouldn't stop, just taking turns,...

The last thing I
remember is Deadpool, - The Civil Dead

The last thing I remember is Deadpool,...

(gentle music) - The Civil Dead

Okay, please don't go
into detail, right. - The Civil Dead

Okay, please don't go into detail, right...

And honestly, I should
have checked in with you, - The Civil Dead

And honestly, I should have checked in with yo...

So I know none of
this is really on me, - The Civil Dead

So I know none of this is really on me,...

The Civil Dead poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A misanthropic, struggling photographer just wants to watch TV and eat candy while his wife is out of town, but when a desperate old pal resurfaces, his plans are thwarted, with spooky consequences.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Clay Tatum

Writer: Clay Tatum, Whitmer Thomas

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: 66/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: $32,346

Released: 17 Feb 2023

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

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