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"The Cleveland Show" quotes

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The adventures of the Family Guy (1999) neighbor and former deli owner, Cleveland Brown.

Director: N/A
Writer: Richard Appel, Mike Henry, Seth MacFarlane
Production:
Year: 2009
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice:
Released: 27 Sep 2009
Awards: Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 win & 7 nominations total
You've got bare feet. - The Cleveland Show 00:10 You've got bare feet. You okay, Junior?
Yeah. - The Cleveland Show 00:12 You okay, Junior? Yeah. You guys are hiding so good. - The Cleveland Show 00:08 You guys are hiding so good. Yay! I'm Tiger Woods! - The Cleveland Show 00:26 Yay! I'm Tiger Woods! (whimpering) - The Cleveland Show 00:10 (whimpering) What was that? - The Cleveland Show 00:10 What was that? What happened last night? - The Cleveland Show 00:10 What happened last night? We're screwed! - The Cleveland Show 00:07 We're screwed! We're doomed. - The Cleveland Show 00:16 We're doomed. We're coming. - The Cleveland Show 00:19 We're coming. Well, you two look,
uh, honeymoony. - The Cleveland Show 00:26 Well, you two look, uh, honeymoony. Well, time to start anew. - The Cleveland Show 00:28 Well, time to start anew. Well, my oldest friend,
you deserve better, - The Cleveland Show 00:20 Well, my oldest friend, you deserve better, Well, Larry,
tonight's the night. - The Cleveland Show 00:16 Well, Larry, tonight's the night. ♪ We built this ballpark - The Cleveland Show 00:12 ♪ We built this ballpark Want to play some kickball? - The Cleveland Show 00:12 Want to play some kickball? Vroom, vroom. - The Cleveland Show 00:07 Vroom, vroom. Unlike you I don't see gender age or race - The Cleveland Show 00:11 Unlike you I don't see gender age or race Ugh, they're pathetic. - The Cleveland Show 00:14 Ugh, they're pathetic. (tires squeal) - The Cleveland Show 00:14 (tires squeal) (tiger growling,
Cleveland screaming) - The Cleveland Show 00:28 (tiger growling, Cleveland screaming) Three... two... one! - The Cleveland Show 00:06 Three... two... one! That's my scarf! - The Cleveland Show 00:09 That's my scarf! Thank God you called us,
Mr. Brown! - The Cleveland Show 00:29 Thank God you called us, Mr. Brown! Stay bald, my brother. - The Cleveland Show 00:08 Stay bald, my brother. (starts engine) - The Cleveland Show 00:19 (starts engine) (squeaking) - The Cleveland Show 00:08 (squeaking) Spring break! - The Cleveland Show 00:09 Spring break! Say, good night,
nancy boy. - The Cleveland Show 00:06 Say, good night, nancy boy. ♪ Say you don't know me ♪ - The Cleveland Show 00:14 ♪ Say you don't know me ♪ (Rollo yells happily) - The Cleveland Show 00:09 (Rollo yells happily) Roberta's in on it, too. - The Cleveland Show 00:07 Roberta's in on it, too. Rallo's got a need for speed, - The Cleveland Show 00:28 Rallo's got a need for speed, (possum squeaking) - The Cleveland Show 00:24 (possum squeaking) Piranhas! - The Cleveland Show 00:14 Piranhas! Peter Griffin is my best friend, - The Cleveland Show 00:22 Peter Griffin is my best friend, Password? - The Cleveland Show 00:13 Password? (panting and whimpering) - The Cleveland Show 00:26 (panting and whimpering) Okay, we'll break out the
turkeys tonight and hide them. - The Cleveland Show 00:18 Okay, we'll break out the turkeys tonight and hide them... Okay, everyone. - The Cleveland Show 00:30 Okay, everyone. Oh, whoa! - The Cleveland Show 00:12 Oh, whoa! Oh, fudge me! - The Cleveland Show 00:27 Oh, fudge me! O... bama! - The Cleveland Show 00:05 O... bama! Now, remember,
Roberta's interview - The Cleveland Show 00:13 Now, remember, Roberta's interview (normal voice):
We're on the 26th floor. - The Cleveland Show 00:19 (normal voice): We're on the 26th floor. No, no, no, no, no, no! - The Cleveland Show 00:10 No, no, no, no, no, no! No. I can't. - The Cleveland Show 00:12 No. I can't. ♪ My name is Cleveland Brown - The Cleveland Show 00:31 ♪ My name is Cleveland Brown Mr. Brown, 12 showing. - The Cleveland Show 00:18 Mr. Brown, 12 showing. MAN (over P.A.)
On your right is the home of the
whitest black man in America. - The Cleveland Show 00:13 MAN (over P.A.) On your right is the home of the whitest bla... Man, if I were
watching this, - The Cleveland Show 00:07 Man, if I were watching this, Look at me, crawling along
like a little worm. - The Cleveland Show 00:12 Look at me, crawling along like a little worm. Lester, shoot the glass! - The Cleveland Show 00:18 Lester, shoot the glass! (laughs) - The Cleveland Show 00:05 (laughs) Ladies and gentlemen - The Cleveland Show 00:20 Ladies and gentlemen (kids screaming) - The Cleveland Show 00:13 (kids screaming) Junior, what do you say tonight
I just put on my sweatpants - The Cleveland Show 00:10 Junior, what do you say tonight I just put on my sweatpants Junior, boys
shouldn't be rubbin' - The Cleveland Show 00:22 Junior, boys shouldn't be rubbin' Junior, you are shaking. - The Cleveland Show 00:11 Junior, you are shaking. Is there room on that futon
for Mrs. Cleveland Brown Jr.? - The Cleveland Show 00:09 Is there room on that futon for Mrs. Cleveland Brown Jr.? (indistinct P.A. announcement) - The Cleveland Show 00:05 (indistinct P.A. announcement) I'm gonna get even
with that candy-ass, - The Cleveland Show 00:08 I'm gonna get even with that candy-ass, I wondered when I'd
be hearing from you. - The Cleveland Show 00:29 I wondered when I'd be hearing from you. Jeem-ba-lucci! - The Cleveland Show 00:11 Jeem-ba-lucci! How did you find my throat? - The Cleveland Show 00:19 How did you find my throat? Hot wieners! - The Cleveland Show 00:20 Hot wieners! Hold still; I'm
almost done. - The Cleveland Show 00:16 Hold still; I'm almost done. Hey, what are you watching,
The Cleveland Show? - The Cleveland Show 00:09 Hey, what are you watching, The Cleveland Show? Hey! - The Cleveland Show 00:08 Hey! Hey, Cleveland.
You're welcome. - The Cleveland Show 00:32 Hey, Cleveland. You're welcome. He's unstoppable! - The Cleveland Show 00:11 He's unstoppable! He's sloppy fat. - The Cleveland Show 00:06 He's sloppy fat. He's doing it. - The Cleveland Show 00:22 He's doing it. Here in Stoolbend,
everyone's busy with my annual - The Cleveland Show 00:15 Here in Stoolbend, everyone's busy with my annual Help! - The Cleveland Show 00:20 Help! Help! Help! - The Cleveland Show 00:20 Help! Help! Hello! - The Cleveland Show 00:10 Hello! Heil... arious! - The Cleveland Show 00:24 Heil... arious! ♪ He was a famous trumpet man
from out Chicago way ♪ - The Cleveland Show 00:30 ♪ He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way ♪

Cast

Cleveland Brown - Mike Henry
Donna Tubbs - Sanaa Lathan
Lester Krinklesac - Kevin Michael Richardson
Holt Richter - Jason Sudeikis
Roberta Tubbs - Reagan Gomez-Preston