"The Cleveland Show" quotes

00:11 Unlike you I don't see gender age or race 00:20 Ladies and gentlemen That's my scarf! 00:20 (action movie music) 00:22 All right, Cleveland, just find a McDonald's, 00:22 All right, True popper King, it's on. 00:14 Baby, I found him. 00:05 (both giggle) 00:23 (both laugh, sigh) 00:10 (brays loudly) 00:09 CASHIER: Did you bring your reusable canvas bags? 00:21 (cheering and applause) 00:09 (cheering) 00:06 (Cleveland Narrating text) 00:08 Donna, you'll never believe it! 00:16 (dull thud) 00:06 (flatly): Ah... 00:20 Freeze, bear. 00:31 (funky disco plays) ♪ My name is Cleveland Brown 00:16 Garafalo! 00:07 (Gasps) 00:14 (gasps) What the...? 00:17 GIRL: My Frisbee! 00:15 Good Clevening. 00:12 (groans) 00:17 (grunting happily) 00:11 (Grunting) 00:10 (grunting) 00:15 (grunts) 00:22 Guys, look what I found in Donna's purse. 00:10 Happy Halloween. 00:30 ♪ He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way ♪ 00:24 Heil... arious! 00:10 Hello! 00:20 Help! Help! 00:20 Help! 00:15 Here in Stoolbend, everyone's busy with my annual 00:22 He's doing it. 00:06 He's sloppy fat. 00:11 He's unstoppable! 00:32 Hey, Cleveland. You're welcome. 00:08 Hey! 00:09 Hey, what are you watching, The Cleveland Show? 00:16 Hold still; I'm almost done. 00:20 Hot wieners! 00:19 How did you find my throat? 00:11 Jeem-ba-lucci! 00:29 I wondered when I'd be hearing from you. 00:08 I'm gonna get even with that candy-ass, 00:05 (indistinct P.A. announcement) 00:09 Is there room on that futon for Mrs. Cleveland Brown Jr.? 00:11 Junior, you are shaking. 00:22 Junior, boys shouldn't be rubbin' 00:10 Junior, what do you say tonight I just put on my sweatpants 00:13 (kids screaming) 00:20 Ladies and gentlemen 00:05 (laughs) 00:18 Lester, shoot the glass! 00:12 Look at me, crawling along like a little worm. 00:07 Man, if I were watching this, 00:13 MAN (over P.A.) On your right is the home of the whitest bla... 00:18 Mr. Brown, 12 showing. 00:31 ♪ My name is Cleveland Brown 00:12 No. I can't. 00:10 No, no, no, no, no, no! 00:19 (normal voice): We're on the 26th floor. 00:13 Now, remember, Roberta's interview 00:05 O... bama! 00:27 Oh, fudge me! 00:12 Oh, whoa! 00:30 Okay, everyone. 00:18 Okay, we'll break out the turkeys tonight and hide them... 00:26 (panting and whimpering) 00:13 Password? 00:22 Peter Griffin is my best friend, 00:14 Piranhas! 00:24 (possum squeaking) 00:28 Rallo's got a need for speed, 00:07 Roberta's in on it, too. 00:09 (Rollo yells happily) 00:14 ♪ Say you don't know me ♪ 00:06 Say, good night, nancy boy. 00:09 Spring break! 00:08 (squeaking) 00:19 (starts engine) 00:08 Stay bald, my brother. 00:29 Thank God you called us, Mr. Brown! 00:09 That's my scarf! 00:06 Three... two... one!