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The Comedian

A pint of semen

a very thoughtful, a very useful gift: a pint of semen

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...a very thoughtful, a very useful gift:
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a pint of semen.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:55
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
- Thanks, boys. Give them a hand. - Disgusting. - The Comedian 00:05
- Thanks, boys. Give them a hand. - Disgusting.
Uncle Jackie would've added a dash and a splash of his own... - The Comedian 00:05
Uncle Jackie would've added a dash and a splash of his ...
...but that would be incest, and incest, you know, is even worse than being gay. - The Comedian 00:08
...but that would be incest, and incest, you know, is even w...
Apparently, Brittany and I share the same weakness... - The Comedian 00:05
Apparently, Brittany and I share the same weakness...
And yet she turned out to be so normal and I turned out to be so fucked up. - The Comedian 00:07
And yet she turned out to be so normal and I turned out to b...
...I never found a love and happiness... - The Comedian 00:06
...I never found a love and happiness...
Come on. Let's make a run for it before they lynch us. - The Comedian 00:05
Come on. Let's make a run for it before they lynch us.
Takes a dump at our kid's wedding, and that's all you're gonna say? - The Comedian 00:05
Takes a dump at our kid's wedding, and that's all ...
What do you want me to say? We let him up there. You know what he does. - The Comedian 00:06
What do you want me to say? We let him up there. You know wh...
Brittany asked him to be Jackie Burke, so I don't know why you're yelling at him. - The Comedian 00:08
Brittany asked him to be Jackie Burke, so I don't know ...
Don't yell at me. Don't comment on my dress. Look at your fucking dress. - The Comedian 00:06
Don't yell at me. Don't comment on my dress. Look ...
- It's time to cut the cake. - You're lucky I don't get my brothers... - The Comedian 00:05
- It's time to cut the cake. - You're lucky I don&...
...to cut your nut sack off before you hit the tunnel! - The Comedian 00:06
...to cut your nut sack off before you hit the tunnel!
- You are a beast! - Okay. Just calm down. - The Comedian 00:05
- You are a beast! - Okay. Just calm down.
"You're lucky my brothers don't cut your nut sack off before you get to the tunnel." - The Comedian 00:08
"You're lucky my brothers don't cut your nut ...
Back in '85, Big Paulie Castellano got whacked right here on this sidewalk. - The Comedian 00:05
Back in '85, Big Paulie Castellano got whacked right he...
Boy, you did it this time. What a birthday surprise. - The Comedian 00:07
Boy, you did it this time. What a birthday surprise.
"Arlene." - The Comedian 00:06
"Arlene."
Thank you, Eddie, for all the countless laughs. Thank you. - The Comedian 00:06
Thank you, Eddie, for all the countless laughs. Thank you.
Happy birthday. And I just wanna-- It's Jackie, by the way. - The Comedian 00:06
Happy birthday. And I just wanna-- It's Jackie, by the ...