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The Comedian

And go home empty-handed,disappointing your family

and go home empty-handed,
disappointing your family

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...and go home empty-handed, disappointing your family...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:40:45
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Our first contestant is Mark Chapel from Brookline, Massachusetts. - The Comedian 00:06
Our first contestant is Mark Chapel from Brookline, Massachu...
This week, we take you to bayou country where it's man against nature. - The Comedian 00:06
This week, we take you to bayou country where it's man ...
Or in this case, Mark against hundreds of pissed-off crawfish. - The Comedian 00:05
Or in this case, Mark against hundreds of pissed-off crawfis...
These pincers can inflict a lot of pain and damage. - The Comedian 00:05
These pincers can inflict a lot of pain and damage.
Right now, our two bayou babes, each married to close relatives... - The Comedian 00:06
Right now, our two bayou babes, each married to close relati...
Don't forget, if you last two minutes with these hungry crawfish... - The Comedian 00:05
Don't forget, if you last two minutes with these hungry...
...a Caribbean vacation for you and your entire family... - The Comedian 00:07
...a Caribbean vacation for you and your entire family...
...and $10,000 in cash! - The Comedian 00:06
...and $10,000 in cash!
That doesn't look so bad to me. I've stayed in worse motels. - The Comedian 00:05
That doesn't look so bad to me. I've stayed in wor...
Though I have to say, these bedbugs are on the large size. - The Comedian 00:08
Though I have to say, these bedbugs are on the large size.
Bayou babes, bring in reinforcements. - The Comedian 00:06
Bayou babes, bring in reinforcements.
Wow! I thought having crabs was bad. - The Comedian 00:05
Wow! I thought having crabs was bad.
I'm not as much of a man as you are, Mark. I've gotta hand it to you. - The Comedian 00:05
I'm not as much of a man as you are, Mark. I've go...
Oh, first bite. Let's hope those other mudbugs don't catch on. - The Comedian 00:05
Oh, first bite. Let's hope those other mudbugs don'...
You're almost there, Mark. Keep it going. Think of the money. - The Comedian 00:06
You're almost there, Mark. Keep it going. Think of the ...
Oh.... Honey, it's okay. I know. - The Comedian 00:06
Oh.... Honey, it's okay. I know.
But for me, I'd rather have Stevie Wonder shave my balls... - The Comedian 00:05
But for me, I'd rather have Stevie Wonder shave my ball...
...with a fucking butcher knife than be part of this fucking reality show. - The Comedian 00:05
...with a fucking butcher knife than be part of this fucking...
This is Jackie Burke saying "uncle," and RAW TV, you can go fuck yourself. - The Comedian 00:07
This is Jackie Burke saying "uncle," and RAW TV, y...
I'm keeping the Safari jacket, in case I ever get booked in Africa. - The Comedian 00:05
I'm keeping the Safari jacket, in case I ever get booke...