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The Comedian

And then he said, "Okay.You know you have to brush this on." Which, oh, quelle surprise,I...

And then he said, "Okay.
You know you have to brush this on." Which, oh, quelle surprise,
I thought I'd just shake it up

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And then he said, "Okay. You know you have to brush this on."
00:00:04.086 --> 00:00:06.756
Which, oh, quelle surprise, I thought I'd just shake it up...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:58
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
He goes, "You have to sit there with your legs apart for a half hour." - The Comedian 00:15
He goes, "You have to sit there with your legs apart fo...
Miss Grace Under Fire, Miss Brett Butler! - The Comedian 00:07
Miss Grace Under Fire, Miss Brett Butler!
- How you doing? - If I ever do one of these again, shoot me. - The Comedian 00:06
- How you doing? - If I ever do one of these again, shoot me...
We got a guy coming on now. A legend, ladies and gentlemen. - The Comedian 00:06
We got a guy coming on now. A legend, ladies and gentlemen.
Hickory Dickory Dock, I got to roll back the clock. - The Comedian 00:11
Hickory Dickory Dock, I got to roll back the clock.
When he was on TV, Little House on the Prairie was just a shack... - The Comedian 00:07
When he was on TV, Little House on the Prairie was just a sh...
You get a percentage of the door. So that's, uh, $11 and a burger. - The Comedian 00:07
You get a percentage of the door. So that's, uh, $11 an...
- Your commission's gonna be a pickle. - Sure. Like always. - The Comedian 00:05
- Your commission's gonna be a pickle. - Sure. Like alw...
The man that you know from the hit sitcom Eddie's Home. - The Comedian 00:14
The man that you know from the hit sitcom Eddie's Home.
- Arlene. - Eddie, look. I carved a pumpkin. - The Comedian 00:13
- Arlene. - Eddie, look. I carved a pumpkin.
...to dress up like a ballerina... - The Comedian 00:16
...to dress up like a ballerina...
Arlene! - The Comedian 00:09
Arlene!
Give it up for JJ "Dyno-fucking-mite" Walker. - The Comedian 00:06
Give it up for JJ "Dyno-fucking-mite" Walker.
He's the living proof that black might not crack, but it definitely decomposes. - The Comedian 00:07
He's the living proof that black might not crack, but i...
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. - The Comedian 00:11
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
Hicksville! How did they ever come up with a name like "Hicksville"? - The Comedian 00:06
Hicksville! How did they ever come up with a name like "...
It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth." - The Comedian 00:09
It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth."
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big, girls. - The Comedian 00:07
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big...
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like that. - The Comedian 00:06
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like tha...
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh? - The Comedian 00:05
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh?