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The Comedian

"Arlene, Eddie's home!" I'm gonna kill the whole fucking family!

"Arlene, Eddie's home!" I'm gonna kill the whole fucking family!

Full Transcript

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"Arlene, Eddie's home!"
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I'm gonna kill the whole fucking family!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
01:32:24
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
"Me, you and our little fruitcake son!" - The Comedian 00:08
"Me, you and our little fruitcake son!"
I actually don't feel very good. I was thinking about staying in tonight. - The Comedian 00:06
I actually don't feel very good. I was thinking about s...
Yeah, because we had-- - The Comedian 00:10
Yeah, because we had--
I mean, the timing's right, and I haven't been with anyone else, so.... - The Comedian 00:07
I mean, the timing's right, and I haven't been wit...
I've gotta make sure that it's my child. - The Comedian 00:05
I've gotta make sure that it's my child.
Wow. Um.... - The Comedian 00:05
Wow. Um....
...and I drove myself down there, and I... - The Comedian 00:05
...and I drove myself down there, and I...
I-- I just kept thinking about... - The Comedian 00:06
I-- I just kept thinking about...
...the talk that we had and talking about my mom and I-- - The Comedian 00:11
...the talk that we had and talking about my mom and I--
...make this baby feel unwanted the way I was. - The Comedian 00:05
...make this baby feel unwanted the way I was.
And I just-- - The Comedian 00:10
And I just--
Okay. Well, you don't have to be a father. Nobody's asking you. - The Comedian 00:05
Okay. Well, you don't have to be a father. Nobody'...
But I'm gonna be the father and I'm gonna be an older father, which... - The Comedian 00:05
But I'm gonna be the father and I'm gonna be an ol...
I can't even guarantee how long I'll be around for the child. - The Comedian 00:06
I can't even guarantee how long I'll be around for...
Actually, it's me having the baby, not you... - The Comedian 00:05
Actually, it's me having the baby, not you...
...and so you are, like I said, off the hook. - The Comedian 00:06
...and so you are, like I said, off the hook.
- It does affect me. - And I just did decide. Thank you. - The Comedian 00:05
- It does affect me. - And I just did decide. Thank you.
- You're not giving me any choice. - Okay, well-- - The Comedian 00:08
- You're not giving me any choice. - Okay, well--
I didn't say-- I said, I don't know if I wanna be a father again. - The Comedian 00:06
I didn't say-- I said, I don't know if I wanna be ...
That's fine. I don't want you to be! I don't need you to be! - The Comedian 00:05
That's fine. I don't want you to be! I don't ...