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The Comedian

Arlene! Mr. Jackie Burke is in the house,ladies and gentlemen

Arlene! Mr. Jackie Burke is in the house,
ladies and gentlemen

Full Transcript

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Arlene!
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Mr. Jackie Burke is in the house, ladies and gentlemen.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:55
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Give it up for JJ "Dyno-fucking-mite" Walker. - The Comedian 00:06
Give it up for JJ "Dyno-fucking-mite" Walker.
He's the living proof that black might not crack, but it definitely decomposes. - The Comedian 00:07
He's the living proof that black might not crack, but i...
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. - The Comedian 00:11
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
Hicksville! How did they ever come up with a name like "Hicksville"? - The Comedian 00:06
Hicksville! How did they ever come up with a name like "...
It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth." - The Comedian 00:09
It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth."
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big, girls. - The Comedian 00:07
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big...
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like that. - The Comedian 00:06
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like tha...
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh? - The Comedian 00:05
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh?
Hey, come on, don't get sad. I'm just breaking your balls. - The Comedian 00:05
Hey, come on, don't get sad. I'm just breaking you...
You're getting married to one dick for the rest of your life. - The Comedian 00:05
You're getting married to one dick for the rest of your...
Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes. - The Comedian 00:05
Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes.
It's not about you, you selfish bastard. It's about them. - The Comedian 00:06
It's not about you, you selfish bastard. It's abou...
Marriage will suck every speck of life out of your soul... - The Comedian 00:07
Marriage will suck every speck of life out of your soul...
...until there's nothing left but one big, giant, festering sore. - The Comedian 00:07
...until there's nothing left but one big, giant, feste...
It's not just me. I don't think humans were meant to be married. - The Comedian 00:05
It's not just me. I don't think humans were meant ...
I'm late, my dog's like, "Hey, Jackie, no big deal." - The Comedian 00:09
I'm late, my dog's like, "Hey, Jackie, no big...
I gotta lose some weight. It's all right." - The Comedian 00:06
I gotta lose some weight. It's all right."
Enough of this "dog" shit! Come on, do "Eddie." - The Comedian 00:07
Enough of this "dog" shit! Come on, do "Eddie...
Yeah. No. I didn't come here to hear new shit. - The Comedian 00:05
Yeah. No. I didn't come here to hear new shit.
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up. - The Comedian 00:05
- I came to see Eddie. - Shut up.