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The Comedian

Because I can get youa couple's membership

Because I can get you
a couple's membership

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.128
Because I can get you a couple's membership.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:16
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Hi, it's Harmony. Leave a message. - The Comedian 00:07
Hi, it's Harmony. Leave a message.
Tell Mac I said, "Arlene." - The Comedian 00:08
Tell Mac I said, "Arlene."
Husbands? I can't remember. Were there five of them or seven? - The Comedian 00:06
Husbands? I can't remember. Were there five of them or ...
Okay, everybody, we're gonna take five. Thank you. - The Comedian 00:05
Okay, everybody, we're gonna take five. Thank you.
Can we take a break with the pictures? I need a martini. - The Comedian 00:05
Can we take a break with the pictures? I need a martini.
I'm 95. If I wanna smoke or piss on the sidewalk or say the N word... - The Comedian 00:07
I'm 95. If I wanna smoke or piss on the sidewalk or say...
The world today, heh, heh, so goddamn serious about everything. - The Comedian 00:06
The world today, heh, heh, so goddamn serious about everythi...
All right, everyone. Let's salute our honored guest. - The Comedian 00:06
All right, everyone. Let's salute our honored guest.
It's over. You're finished. Finito. Your movies are on the History channel. - The Comedian 00:06
It's over. You're finished. Finito. Your movies ar...
You, truly, are one of the greatest talents in this business. What can I say? - The Comedian 00:06
You, truly, are one of the greatest talents in this business...
I mean-- I mean, quite honestly, I'm amazed you're still sitting up. - The Comedian 00:05
I mean-- I mean, quite honestly, I'm amazed you're...
The "whatever-happened-to" portion of the evening is officially over. - The Comedian 00:05
The "whatever-happened-to" portion of the evening ...
...Jackie Burke, also known as Eddie, also known as prisoner 9-4-2-8-2-8. - The Comedian 00:08
...Jackie Burke, also known as Eddie, also known as prisoner...
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did a little time. - The Comedian 00:05
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did a little time.
- Now let's get to the main event. - Looking great, May! - The Comedian 00:05
- Now let's get to the main event. - Looking great, May...
...but no one's really talked about how tough it was for you starting out. - The Comedian 00:06
...but no one's really talked about how tough it was fo...
It was tough. You tell me about it. I know how tough it was. - The Comedian 00:05
It was tough. You tell me about it. I know how tough it was.
Today, you can get by just by blowing the director. - The Comedian 00:05
Today, you can get by just by blowing the director.
But, God, when I think of the things that you had to do. - The Comedian 00:05
But, God, when I think of the things that you had to do.
When you played the title role in The Battleship Potemkin... - The Comedian 00:11
When you played the title role in The Battleship Potemkin...