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The Comedian

Because I really do love being here,but that's bullshit

because I really do love being here,
but that's bullshit

Full Transcript

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...because I really do love being here, but that's bullshit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:55
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Well, next time, don't hit someone in the head with a microphone. - The Comedian 00:05
Well, next time, don't hit someone in the head with a m...
I've been there. I recognized the key you were screaming in. - The Comedian 00:05
I've been there. I recognized the key you were screamin...
She put her hand up to block a very small lamp, and her wrist broke. - The Comedian 00:08
She put her hand up to block a very small lamp, and her wris...
You know, I'm sorry, I.... - The Comedian 00:06
You know, I'm sorry, I....
- If-- I'm sorry I was rude the other day. - No, I wasn't coming on strong. - The Comedian 00:06
- If-- I'm sorry I was rude the other day. - No, I wasn...
I hope you didn't think I was. I just figured that you and I are doing time together... - The Comedian 00:06
I hope you didn't think I was. I just figured that you ...
Goddamn it. Shit. - The Comedian 00:05
Goddamn it. Shit.
This is the worst day ever. This is the shittiest day ever. - The Comedian 00:06
This is the worst day ever. This is the shittiest day ever.
I don't need-- I'm-- - The Comedian 00:11
I don't need-- I'm--
What, like a date? No, I'm not going on a date with you. - The Comedian 00:05
What, like a date? No, I'm not going on a date with you...
We can call it a date, or it'll be an appointment, doesn't matter. - The Comedian 00:05
We can call it a date, or it'll be an appointment, does...
- That's not what I wanna do. - I'm not asking you to sleep with me. - The Comedian 00:05
- That's not what I wanna do. - I'm not asking you...
My life is going great right now, so I don't know if you think... - The Comedian 00:05
My life is going great right now, so I don't know if yo...
...my life isn't going great because I am fine. I'm perfectly fine. - The Comedian 00:06
...my life isn't going great because I am fine. I'...
So I don't need you telling me that my life isn't going great... - The Comedian 00:06
So I don't need you telling me that my life isn't ...
...and make sure that I have time. If I do, then maybe I'll go. - The Comedian 00:05
...and make sure that I have time. If I do, then maybe I...
So I'll check and see if I'm free, then I'll meet you upstairs after work. - The Comedian 00:06
So I'll check and see if I'm free, then I'll ...
I'll be on the ground over there. Wake me up. Make sure you wake me up. - The Comedian 00:06
I'll be on the ground over there. Wake me up. Make sure...
...even when they're saying something positive? "It's gorgeous outside." - The Comedian 00:11
...even when they're saying something positive? "I...
I went to visit my grandmother recently, and all these old Jewish women... - The Comedian 00:05
I went to visit my grandmother recently, and all these old J...