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Benjamin, what do you have to do, number one or number two?
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The Comedian

Benjamin, what do you have to do,number one or number two?

Benjamin, what do you have to do,
number one or number two?

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Benjamin, what do you have to do, number one or number two?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:22
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
You know, I.... Looks like you did number six there. - The Comedian 00:05
You know, I.... Looks like you did number six there.
...which is good because that's what I like. We're all thinking alike. - The Comedian 00:06
...which is good because that's what I like. We're...
Look, I'm gonna do a song, and I'm gonna change the lyrics slightly. - The Comedian 00:06
Look, I'm gonna do a song, and I'm gonna change th...
So I think we'll have a little fun with that. It's called-- - The Comedian 00:08
So I think we'll have a little fun with that. It's...
So I'm just gonna change it a little, and when I point to you... - The Comedian 00:06
So I'm just gonna change it a little, and when I point ...
...you go, "Not making poopie." - The Comedian 00:08
...you go, "Not making poopie."
Come on, you guys sound like you need a little coke to get you going. - The Comedian 00:05
Come on, you guys sound like you need a little coke to get y...
One more time, one, two, three: - The Comedian 00:08
One more time, one, two, three:
Whoopee, not "poopie." - The Comedian 00:07
Whoopee, not "poopie."
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. - The Comedian 00:08
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
In about 20 years, we're all gonna be dead, so let's celebrate while we can. - The Comedian 00:07
In about 20 years, we're all gonna be dead, so let'...
Are you still friends with the other actors, Arlene and your son? - The Comedian 00:05
Are you still friends with the other actors, Arlene and your...
Funny. Funny. She was funny. He was funny. - The Comedian 00:05
Funny. Funny. She was funny. He was funny.
Can I just get one "Hey, Arlene" for my wife? Just one? - The Comedian 00:06
Can I just get one "Hey, Arlene" for my wife? Just...
"Arlene, Eddie's home!" - The Comedian 00:09
"Arlene, Eddie's home!"
"Me, you and our little fruitcake son!" - The Comedian 00:08
"Me, you and our little fruitcake son!"
I actually don't feel very good. I was thinking about staying in tonight. - The Comedian 00:06
I actually don't feel very good. I was thinking about s...
Yeah, because we had-- - The Comedian 00:10
Yeah, because we had--
I mean, the timing's right, and I haven't been with anyone else, so.... - The Comedian 00:07
I mean, the timing's right, and I haven't been wit...
I've gotta make sure that it's my child. - The Comedian 00:05
I've gotta make sure that it's my child.