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The Comedian

Can you imagine if I had to bean audience for all my comics?

Can you imagine if I had to be
an audience for all my comics?

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Can you imagine if I had to be an audience for all my comics?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:29
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
"You laughed at his joke, you didn't laugh at mine." - The Comedian 00:10
"You laughed at his joke, you didn't laugh at mine...
I will get you Indian Casino, Princess Cruise... - The Comedian 00:06
I will get you Indian Casino, Princess Cruise...
But as you know, they are hiring "Eddie." - The Comedian 00:07
But as you know, they are hiring "Eddie."
"Miller the Killer" I'd call him because your old man would kill to get me a gig. - The Comedian 00:05
"Miller the Killer" I'd call him because your...
Yeah. Yeah. He loved it when you called him that. - The Comedian 00:06
Yeah. Yeah. He loved it when you called him that.
- What are you doing here? - Happy Thanksgiving, baby. - The Comedian 00:06
- What are you doing here? - Happy Thanksgiving, baby.
Let me make this simple for you: I need you to come back. - The Comedian 00:05
Let me make this simple for you: I need you to come back.
Those old people are not happy because you're not there to take care of them. - The Comedian 00:06
Those old people are not happy because you're not there...
See. That's what you do. Don't say things like that. - The Comedian 00:05
See. That's what you do. Don't say things like tha...
You make me seem like I'm some kind of problem that needs to be solved. - The Comedian 00:05
You make me seem like I'm some kind of problem that nee...
- ...your community service in Florida. - You can't do that without me. - The Comedian 00:06
- ...your community service in Florida. - You can't do ...
What's in New York for you? You got cheated on. You got dumped. - The Comedian 00:06
What's in New York for you? You got cheated on. You got...
A week from Monday's my birthday and you're having dinner with me. - The Comedian 00:06
A week from Monday's my birthday and you're having...
No ifs, ands or buts. You got it? Because... - The Comedian 00:06
No ifs, ands or buts. You got it? Because...
Hey, Jay. You know my famous brother, Jackie Burke? - The Comedian 00:05
Hey, Jay. You know my famous brother, Jackie Burke?
You know what they were doing? Trying to use my act for their show. - The Comedian 00:05
You know what they were doing? Trying to use my act for thei...
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Look, the only thing is, I-- I-- - The Comedian 00:09
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Look, the only ...
And Miller's re-booking them, but I'm tapped out. I need a little-- - The Comedian 00:08
And Miller's re-booking them, but I'm tapped out. ...
- They take your phone in prison. - I read in Google News you got arrested. - The Comedian 00:06
- They take your phone in prison. - I read in Google News yo...
- We haven't seen you for how long? - Please.... - The Comedian 00:06
- We haven't seen you for how long? - Please....