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The Comedian

Can we take a break with the pictures?I need a martini

Can we take a break with the pictures?
I need a martini

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Can we take a break with the pictures? I need a martini.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:30
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
I'm 95. If I wanna smoke or piss on the sidewalk or say the N word... - The Comedian 00:07
I'm 95. If I wanna smoke or piss on the sidewalk or say...
The world today, heh, heh, so goddamn serious about everything. - The Comedian 00:06
The world today, heh, heh, so goddamn serious about everythi...
All right, everyone. Let's salute our honored guest. - The Comedian 00:06
All right, everyone. Let's salute our honored guest.
It's over. You're finished. Finito. Your movies are on the History channel. - The Comedian 00:06
It's over. You're finished. Finito. Your movies ar...
You, truly, are one of the greatest talents in this business. What can I say? - The Comedian 00:06
You, truly, are one of the greatest talents in this business...
I mean-- I mean, quite honestly, I'm amazed you're still sitting up. - The Comedian 00:05
I mean-- I mean, quite honestly, I'm amazed you're...
The "whatever-happened-to" portion of the evening is officially over. - The Comedian 00:05
The "whatever-happened-to" portion of the evening ...
...Jackie Burke, also known as Eddie, also known as prisoner 9-4-2-8-2-8. - The Comedian 00:08
...Jackie Burke, also known as Eddie, also known as prisoner...
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did a little time. - The Comedian 00:05
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did a little time.
- Now let's get to the main event. - Looking great, May! - The Comedian 00:05
- Now let's get to the main event. - Looking great, May...
...but no one's really talked about how tough it was for you starting out. - The Comedian 00:06
...but no one's really talked about how tough it was fo...
It was tough. You tell me about it. I know how tough it was. - The Comedian 00:05
It was tough. You tell me about it. I know how tough it was.
Today, you can get by just by blowing the director. - The Comedian 00:05
Today, you can get by just by blowing the director.
But, God, when I think of the things that you had to do. - The Comedian 00:05
But, God, when I think of the things that you had to do.
When you played the title role in The Battleship Potemkin... - The Comedian 00:11
When you played the title role in The Battleship Potemkin...
Remember me? I came in your porthole. - The Comedian 00:06
Remember me? I came in your porthole.
...in the original Poseidon Adventure? You as the Poseidon. - The Comedian 00:05
...in the original Poseidon Adventure? You as the Poseidon.
May Conner: star, philanthropist, Oscar winner... - The Comedian 00:07
May Conner: star, philanthropist, Oscar winner...
It's okay, May. It's okay. Don't worry. D'Angelo's not coming back. - The Comedian 00:05
It's okay, May. It's okay. Don't worry. D...
Is there a doctor in the house? Seriously. We need a doctor. - The Comedian 00:05
Is there a doctor in the house? Seriously. We need a doctor.