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Chris Rock, what the fuck are you doing here?
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The Comedian

Chris Rock, what the fuckare you doing here?

Chris Rock, what the fuck
are you doing here?

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Chris Rock, what the fuck are you doing here?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:57
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
They couldn't fly, and "gobble-gobble" was Puritan for "blowjob." - The Comedian 00:10
They couldn't fly, and "gobble-gobble" was Pu...
They were with cranberry sauce and gravy and potatoes... - The Comedian 00:05
They were with cranberry sauce and gravy and potatoes...
They were like, "What are they doing? They're eating our fuck birds." - The Comedian 00:08
They were like, "What are they doing? They're eati...
...that the turkeys tasted even better than going down on their wives! - The Comedian 00:08
...that the turkeys tasted even better than going down on th...
The Puritans stopped fucking the turkeys and started fucking the Indians instead. - The Comedian 00:06
The Puritans stopped fucking the turkeys and started fucking...
You really are a piece of shit, you know that, George? - The Comedian 00:05
You really are a piece of shit, you know that, George?
I didn't it throw at her. I threw it at you, and she stepped in the way. - The Comedian 00:06
I didn't it throw at her. I threw it at you, and she st...
Are you with her? You're not with her. You're not with her. - The Comedian 00:06
Are you with her? You're not with her. You're not ...
Fuck you, George. Well, fuck you, then! - The Comedian 00:05
Fuck you, George. Well, fuck you, then!
No. I am taking the high road right now. - The Comedian 00:05
No. I am taking the high road right now.
So are we gonna see each other again, or is this over for good? - The Comedian 00:06
So are we gonna see each other again, or is this over for go...
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry-- I-- - The Comedian 00:07
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry-- I--
They asked me to come up to have you sign this for my hours. - The Comedian 00:05
They asked me to come up to have you sign this for my hours.
Believe me. I will not say a thing. I just don't wanna be that guy George. - The Comedian 00:05
Believe me. I will not say a thing. I just don't wanna ...
My dad used to love your TV show We've watched every episode - The Comedian 00:10
My dad used to love your TV show We've watched every...
- Ah. What's your name? - Harmony Schiltz. - The Comedian 00:06
- Ah. What's your name? - Harmony Schiltz.
- Ha, ha. Yeah. - It's always nice to see women laugh. - The Comedian 00:05
- Ha, ha. Yeah. - It's always nice to see women laugh.
Once you can make a woman laugh - The Comedian 00:08
Once you can make a woman laugh
Ladies and gentlemen... - The Comedian 00:24
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Gonna really do a cool one for you. - Gonna really do a cool one for you. - The Comedian 00:12
- Gonna really do a cool one for you. - Gonna really do a co...