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The Comedian

Hi, can I have your attention, everybody?

Hi, can I have your attention, everybody?

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Hi, can I have your attention, everybody?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:53
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
You can't imagine how happy I am you all came to share... - The Comedian 00:05
You can't imagine how happy I am you all came to share....
You may have noticed my uncle, Jackie Burke, is here. - The Comedian 00:07
You may have noticed my uncle, Jackie Burke, is here.
Some of you may recognize him as Eddie from Eddie's Home. - The Comedian 00:10
Some of you may recognize him as Eddie from Eddie's Hom...
I still remember him teaching me dirty jokes as a kid. - The Comedian 00:05
I still remember him teaching me dirty jokes as a kid.
Before I could say "Dada," I could say "caca." - The Comedian 00:12
Before I could say "Dada," I could say "caca....
...that he's here today after way too many years. - The Comedian 00:06
...that he's here today after way too many years.
So please give a warm welcome to my Uncle Jackie. - The Comedian 00:06
So please give a warm welcome to my Uncle Jackie.
To say a few words. Jackie Burke! - The Comedian 00:05
To say a few words. Jackie Burke!
You know, it's a-- - The Comedian 00:08
You know, it's a--
What the fuck is this place anyway? The Titanic? What is this? - The Comedian 00:05
What the fuck is this place anyway? The Titanic? What is thi...
And I wanna thank-- - The Comedian 00:07
And I wanna thank--
Most of whom I hoped were dead. - The Comedian 00:05
Most of whom I hoped were dead.
You know, I had a troubled childhood. - The Comedian 00:05
You know, I had a troubled childhood.
My father molested my little brother, and the bastard never even touched me. - The Comedian 00:06
My father molested my little brother, and the bastard never ...
Do you know what it's like growing up feeling unwanted? - The Comedian 00:05
Do you know what it's like growing up feeling unwanted?
Knowing that your father doesn't find you attractive enough to fondle? - The Comedian 00:06
Knowing that your father doesn't find you attractive en...
Would it have been so terrible if he just played with my dick a little? - The Comedian 00:06
Would it have been so terrible if he just played with my dic...
He didn't do anything. I felt terrible. I was so rejected. Anyway.... - The Comedian 00:06
He didn't do anything. I felt terrible. I was so reject...
I know we're supposed to pretend there's nothing wrong or unusual... - The Comedian 00:05
I know we're supposed to pretend there's nothing w...
...about this event tonight, just another middle-class Jewish wedding. Right? - The Comedian 00:06
...about this event tonight, just another middle-class Jewis...