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The Comedian

How you doing?- If I ever do one of these again, shoot me

How you doing?
- If I ever do one of these again, shoot me

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- How you doing? - If I ever do one of these again, shoot me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:36
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
We got a guy coming on now. A legend, ladies and gentlemen. - The Comedian 00:06
We got a guy coming on now. A legend, ladies and gentlemen.
Hickory Dickory Dock, I got to roll back the clock. - The Comedian 00:11
Hickory Dickory Dock, I got to roll back the clock.
When he was on TV, Little House on the Prairie was just a shack... - The Comedian 00:07
When he was on TV, Little House on the Prairie was just a sh...
You get a percentage of the door. So that's, uh, $11 and a burger. - The Comedian 00:07
You get a percentage of the door. So that's, uh, $11 an...
- Your commission's gonna be a pickle. - Sure. Like always. - The Comedian 00:05
- Your commission's gonna be a pickle. - Sure. Like alw...
The man that you know from the hit sitcom Eddie's Home. - The Comedian 00:14
The man that you know from the hit sitcom Eddie's Home.
- Arlene. - Eddie, look. I carved a pumpkin. - The Comedian 00:13
- Arlene. - Eddie, look. I carved a pumpkin.
...to dress up like a ballerina... - The Comedian 00:16
...to dress up like a ballerina...
Arlene! - The Comedian 00:09
Arlene!
Give it up for JJ "Dyno-fucking-mite" Walker. - The Comedian 00:06
Give it up for JJ "Dyno-fucking-mite" Walker.
He's the living proof that black might not crack, but it definitely decomposes. - The Comedian 00:07
He's the living proof that black might not crack, but i...
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. - The Comedian 00:11
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
Hicksville! How did they ever come up with a name like "Hicksville"? - The Comedian 00:06
Hicksville! How did they ever come up with a name like "...
It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth." - The Comedian 00:09
It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth."
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big, girls. - The Comedian 00:07
Jakov Berkowitz. Yeah. That's right. It's that big...
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like that. - The Comedian 00:06
I mean, even the Jewish kids beat me up with a name like tha...
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh? - The Comedian 00:05
Can I help you all with something, huh? Huh?
Hey, come on, don't get sad. I'm just breaking your balls. - The Comedian 00:05
Hey, come on, don't get sad. I'm just breaking you...
You're getting married to one dick for the rest of your life. - The Comedian 00:05
You're getting married to one dick for the rest of your...
Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes. - The Comedian 00:05
Oh, my God, Jackie. You shouldn't do marriage jokes.