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The Comedian

"I also apologize to the courtand to my fans." Do you have anything to sayto Mr. Severin?

"I also apologize to the court
and to my fans." Do you have anything to say
to Mr. Severin?

Full Transcript

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"I also apologize to the court and to my fans."
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Do you have anything to say to Mr. Severin?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:04
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Come on, he can do better than that. This is insulting. I'm hurt. - The Comedian 00:06
Come on, he can do better than that. This is insulting. I�...
Excuse me, Your Honor, but I think the defendant can do better than that. - The Comedian 00:06
Excuse me, Your Honor, but I think the defendant can do bett...
...it has not been proven in this courtroom that Mr. Severin, in fact, has a brain. - The Comedian 00:05
...it has not been proven in this courtroom that Mr. Severin...
Mr. Berkowitz, do not test me today in my court. - The Comedian 00:07
Mr. Berkowitz, do not test me today in my court.
Take him out of here. Nassau County Correctional Facility for 30 days. - The Comedian 00:06
Take him out of here. Nassau County Correctional Facility fo...
Okay, gentlemen. Ready? Let's give a warm welcome to our newest resident. - The Comedian 00:07
Okay, gentlemen. Ready? Let's give a warm welcome to ou...
Suck my dick, asshole! You gonna be my bitch. - The Comedian 00:06
Suck my dick, asshole! You gonna be my bitch.
I'd try it out on you, but you never, you know-- - The Comedian 00:08
I'd try it out on you, but you never, you know--
Can you imagine if I had to be an audience for all my comics? - The Comedian 00:05
Can you imagine if I had to be an audience for all my comics...
"You laughed at his joke, you didn't laugh at mine." - The Comedian 00:10
"You laughed at his joke, you didn't laugh at mine...
I will get you Indian Casino, Princess Cruise... - The Comedian 00:06
I will get you Indian Casino, Princess Cruise...
But as you know, they are hiring "Eddie." - The Comedian 00:07
But as you know, they are hiring "Eddie."
"Miller the Killer" I'd call him because your old man would kill to get me a gig. - The Comedian 00:05
"Miller the Killer" I'd call him because your...
Yeah. Yeah. He loved it when you called him that. - The Comedian 00:06
Yeah. Yeah. He loved it when you called him that.
- What are you doing here? - Happy Thanksgiving, baby. - The Comedian 00:06
- What are you doing here? - Happy Thanksgiving, baby.
Let me make this simple for you: I need you to come back. - The Comedian 00:05
Let me make this simple for you: I need you to come back.
Those old people are not happy because you're not there to take care of them. - The Comedian 00:06
Those old people are not happy because you're not there...
See. That's what you do. Don't say things like that. - The Comedian 00:05
See. That's what you do. Don't say things like tha...
You make me seem like I'm some kind of problem that needs to be solved. - The Comedian 00:05
You make me seem like I'm some kind of problem that nee...
- ...your community service in Florida. - You can't do that without me. - The Comedian 00:06
- ...your community service in Florida. - You can't do ...