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The Comedian

I can't even guaranteehow long I'll be around for the child

I can't even guarantee
how long I'll be around for the child

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I can't even guarantee how long I'll be around for the child.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:36:31
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
Actually, it's me having the baby, not you... - The Comedian 00:05
Actually, it's me having the baby, not you...
...and so you are, like I said, off the hook. - The Comedian 00:06
...and so you are, like I said, off the hook.
- It does affect me. - And I just did decide. Thank you. - The Comedian 00:05
- It does affect me. - And I just did decide. Thank you.
- You're not giving me any choice. - Okay, well-- - The Comedian 00:08
- You're not giving me any choice. - Okay, well--
I didn't say-- I said, I don't know if I wanna be a father again. - The Comedian 00:06
I didn't say-- I said, I don't know if I wanna be ...
That's fine. I don't want you to be! I don't need you to be! - The Comedian 00:05
That's fine. I don't want you to be! I don't ...
If this hadn't happened, I'd run into you in five years. You'd be with a little kid. - The Comedian 00:06
If this hadn't happened, I'd run into you in five ...
You're viral again. - The Comedian 00:06
You're viral again.
Over three million views in eight hours, and it is still climbing. - The Comedian 00:06
Over three million views in eight hours, and it is still cli...
You are on Kimmel. You're on Fallon. - The Comedian 00:07
You are on Kimmel. You're on Fallon.
Timing is everything. Heh. Cancer. Who'd he steal that from? - The Comedian 00:06
Timing is everything. Heh. Cancer. Who'd he steal that ...
- Okay. I'm coming. - All right. Don't leave me hanging. - The Comedian 00:06
- Okay. I'm coming. - All right. Don't leave me ha...
- Poopie! - I'm makin' shit! - The Comedian 00:08
- Poopie! - I'm makin' shit!
...I knew who was gonna lose and who was gonna win. I had an instinct. - The Comedian 00:06
...I knew who was gonna lose and who was gonna win. I had an...
...with a mic, doing dick jokes. You know what I mean? - The Comedian 00:05
...with a mic, doing dick jokes. You know what I mean?
- There's people everywhere. - "Arlene." Why don't you work on that? - The Comedian 00:05
- There's people everywhere. - "Arlene." Why ...
Arlene." - The Comedian 00:14
Arlene."
...starring the king of shock comedians, Jackie Burke. - The Comedian 00:06
...starring the king of shock comedians, Jackie Burke.
Hello, everybody. Welcome to Say Uncle. - The Comedian 00:08
Hello, everybody. Welcome to Say Uncle.
Each week on Say Uncle, we find out if you have what it takes... - The Comedian 00:06
Each week on Say Uncle, we find out if you have what it take...