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I don't-- Why would she do that?
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The Comedian

I don't-- Why would she do that?

I don't-- Why would she do that?

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I don't-- Why would she do that?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:26
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Anvil Films,Cinelou Films,The Linson Company

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Movie Summary

A look at the life of an aging insult comic named Jack Burke.
I mean, I met the guy for 15, 20 minutes, and I wanted to leave. - The Comedian 00:05
I mean, I met the guy for 15, 20 minutes, and I wanted to le...
I mean, your father's a prick, but at the same time, your father's there. - The Comedian 00:06
I mean, your father's a prick, but at the same time, yo...
You know, I-- - The Comedian 00:05
You know, I--
Well, I had one son, and he died. He passed away. - The Comedian 00:06
Well, I had one son, and he died. He passed away.
His mother and I weren't there for him. It was a toxic relationship. - The Comedian 00:05
His mother and I weren't there for him. It was a toxic ...
Probably avoiding the whole situation. I was young. I was stupid. - The Comedian 00:05
Probably avoiding the whole situation. I was young. I was st...
I can't give an excuse. I have no reason to say anything except that I was wrong. - The Comedian 00:06
I can't give an excuse. I have no reason to say anythin...
And I didn't accept the responsibility. I didn't do what I should've done. - The Comedian 00:05
And I didn't accept the responsibility. I didn't d...
I'm a comedian. I make a joke about horrible "mother-wife" jokes. - The Comedian 00:06
I'm a comedian. I make a joke about horrible "moth...
You know, these horrible my-wife-is-a-bitch jokes. - The Comedian 00:05
You know, these horrible my-wife-is-a-bitch jokes.
Why not? Why not? Come on. - The Comedian 00:05
Why not? Why not? Come on.
Wait. What? Tell me. Here. Come on. Okay. Stand up. - The Comedian 00:06
Wait. What? Tell me. Here. Come on. Okay. Stand up.
- What do you wanna do? - Well, you know what I wanna do. - The Comedian 00:05
- What do you wanna do? - Well, you know what I wanna do.
...did you hear about the daddy's girl who had sex with a 67-year-old comedian? - The Comedian 00:07
...did you hear about the daddy's girl who had sex with...
- Oh, cute. That's sexy. - Can you help me change it? - The Comedian 00:05
- Oh, cute. That's sexy. - Can you help me change it?
And you're not gonna spend the night - The Comedian 00:09
And you're not gonna spend the night
I heard you're having a rough time. Anything we can do, we're here. - The Comedian 00:05
I heard you're having a rough time. Anything we can do,...
I appreciate that, D'Angelo. Sure, if I need syphilis, I'll let you know. - The Comedian 00:06
I appreciate that, D'Angelo. Sure, if I need syphilis, ...
- We still holding a grudge? - No. Are you still doing my jokes, Dick? - The Comedian 00:06
- We still holding a grudge? - No. Are you still doing my jo...
Chivas on the rocks, drop of water for Mr. Burke, please. - The Comedian 00:05
Chivas on the rocks, drop of water for Mr. Burke, please.